Bill: *pulls the blanket off me* Get up and write the next part to Vampires bite or Hers goes nothing.

Sun shine: But I'm too lazy! And I promised a long chapter for Vampires bite! *whines and crawls under Dippers bed*

Bill: *sighs* Well you haven't even started so get your butt up and write or I'll break your phone.

Sun shine: Nnnnoooo! I needs it!

Dipper: Bill don't be mean but you really need to start on one of those chapters your lady update was about 17 days ago.

Sun shine: *pouts* I know..but I only write nan stop if the mood hits me. Ssssooo can I do a one shot instead than do a chapter for vampires bite on Saturday?

Dipper & Bill: Fine.

Sun shine: Yes! Now you reads get to pick. I was going to do a one shot of Dipper turned into a girl as a prank. Or I could do a another part for Boys can wear dresses too, Hunted, or maybe even Hide and Seek you as the readers choose!

Bill: Better hurry and choose kids or sun shines going to get it.

Sun shine: No Dipper protect me! *runs outside* Please tell me before Bill pulls out my teeth!