In a epic car chase, Batman was chasing after the joker cause Gotham was in jeopardy again.

Joker had a dirty bomb and was about to explode in 1 hour destroying all of Gotham if Batman doesn't get the code to disarmed it.

Joker: ( hysterical laughing) catch me if you can Batsy

Batman: (grunts)

He was joined by Harley Quinn who agreed to help not because she's got time off her parole or didn't wanted to get killed from the explosion but she wanted to get back at her ex for leaving her in Arkham.

Normally she would run back to him but over time she begin to question her relationship with him.

It was time for a new change.

She was looking at the Batman and noticed how determined to bring the joker in, she often blamed Batman for always getting in the way between joker and her but for someone reason she could see why he cares about the Batman more.

She noticed how hot the Batman was, and how thought how couldn't I noticed it before.

Time for a new man.

Batman: surrender now you sick clown

Joker: make me batsy (laughing)

Joker tried shaking him off by knocking trash cans at him, driving through mud then through the woods.

It didn't drive Batman off but it did mess up his car.

Batman: (in thought) ugh and I just had this washed

Then he followed him to a car wash where joker succeededaly lost him. 

Batman: ugh we lost him

He then thought since they were at the car wash might as well get the bat mobile a wash.

Batman: we might be here for a while

They watched from inside the car as the bat mobile was being rinsed, Harley looked at Batman, gawking at his muscular chest, the sound of hot wash pouring down was turning her on.

Harley: yeah, a while

she then gets up from her seat unbuckled her seat, crawled to Batman.

The Batman was puzzled on what was going on, until he saw her unbuckling his seatbelt, she then took off his utility belt, sliding her hands down to his waist.

Batman: I don't like where this is going, what about the joker

Harley: (she takes off her headband) he won't find out, besides I rather have a real man

She then moves her hands up, wrapping her arms around his neck and seductively pulling herself closer to him.

Batman: I don't think we have time for time

He gently takes her hands and pulls them off, still holding them.

Harley: too...late (she whispers in my ear) (giggles)

She takes her hands again then grabs his face and tries to pulls him in for a kiss.

Batman: whoa Harley, I have this little voice inside my head that's telling me this is a very bad idea

Harley: tell him to shut up

Batman triesto push her away but when she puts her tongue deep inside his mouth, He then gave in and put his hands on her hips and wraps his muscular arms around her, she moves them, to her butt, he looks at her, giving her a serious look then she places her hands on my chest, and then moves them under his shirt, touching his everywhere on chest. This went like this for a hour, then came time for the bubbles.

Batman started to sweat, the sound of hot water rinsed the bubbles off was a deep turn on, setting the mood, she started to kiss his neck.

He moves his gloved hand underneath her dress and moving up to her thighs.

Harley: AH (moans) oh yeah mister j. Never really got me there like you do, I can see why every girl loves you

Batman: hench-girls(mmmm) I always thought of Harley redeem herself and joined he league. Then the batmobile was getting one more rinsed

And the Batman begin to remove his tights and Harley moved her dress up a bit.

moments later after the car wash, Harley fixes her hair and Batman drove off. 

Batman: okay Quinn, if joker won't tell us the code, I'll just have to disarm it some how

Harley: good what's the plan

Batman: you distracted joker while I'll disarmed the bomb

Back with the joker

Joker: good, start the bomb now

Goon 1: but what about Harley

Joker: what about her, let's go

Batman: freeze, you laughing, psycho

Joker: batsy, but how did you know where I was

Batman: the only person, who thinks like, the only one who was close too you

Joker: (gasppp)

Batman: that's right, you're own ex girlfriend, Harley Quinn, ( she walks out behind Batman, with a hammer in her hand)

Harley: hi ya mister j

Joker: Harley

Harley: consider this pay back, pudding

Joker: (laughing playfully) Harley I was just on my way to get you

Harley: SAVE IT pudding we're over

Batman: it's over joker surrender now

Joker: not yet batsy, love to stay and chat but got to run enjoy the fireworks

Running off to the plan, Harley threw her hammer at the plane, causing it to fuse out

Harley: quick, you find away to shut the bomb off, I'll take care of joker

Batman ran to the bomb, while Harley ran towards joker.

Ten minutes to ignition The pressure was on, Batman wonder how Harley Quinn is doing.

She kicks him in the chest, he tried to punch her but after years of being abused by him, she knew how to defeat him, she does cartwheels around him, making it hard for him to punch her, she kicks him in the jaw, falling backwards, she pinned him down with her heel.

Harley: shows over, pudding

Joker: you.. sound.. like the bat (fades).

Batman: I deactivated the bomb

Harley: good (picking up joker)

Batman grabbed him out of her hands.

Harley: thanks,well it looks like, it's back to Arkham for the both of us,

Batman: you know Harley, you did help, I can have you paroled early, but as long as you behave early

Harley: thanks but I think I can wait

In Arkham, Batman walked joker and Harley inside Arkham, Batman walked Harley to Her prison cell.

Batman: you know Harley, when you get released, (handing her a card) the justice league is wanting new recruits.

Harley: thanks, pudding oh and I enjoyed the car wash ride

She grabs me by the cape and pulls me in a kiss

Harley/ Batman: mmmmmmm

Joker turns to look, he faced dropped, he then starts pounding on the glass,

Joker: ahhhhhh, (muffles)

They couldn't hear, what he said, she then let go

Harley: see ya around Batman

Batman: don't push your luck

He turns to see the joker fainted, and everyone staring at me, Batman walked out as he turned to see Harley blowing a kiss at me.

Harley: mhaw

The unexpected happened he smiles and waves bye.

And a thought came to his mind maybe Harley could be a hero someday,

Yeah, someday

The end