Here we see you land a pelican on Earth and you and the others come out.

Grif: "Ah! Sweet freedom!"

(Y/N): *Stretches* "Man it's been like forever since I was on Earth."

Grif: "By the way I gotta ask, why were you in the bathroom for so long?"

(Y/N): "I... was busy with something."

Verosika: *goes to you* *hugs your arm* "And I'm something~"

Tucker: "Seriously?"

Verosika: "Hey I'm a succubus, what did you expect?"

Tucker: "Fair enough, but if we need him shooting at bad guys, don't give him a blowjob."

Verosika: "Well..."

(Y/N): "Tuck, don't give her any ideas, she already drained me this morning and on the way here."

Tucker: "I'm not giving her shit, I am telling her not to give you a blowjob while we're under fire."

(Y/N): "She gave me one in my sleep."

Simmons: "That explains the moaning."

(Y/N): "In my defense, I thought I was having a wet dream alright?"

Verosika: "And I'm his wet dream~." *Touches your crotch*" And this was super fun."

Tucker: "Okay new rule, no sex in bed time hours for the sake of keeping Caboose from getting any ideas."

Caboose: "What ideas?"

Tucker: "Verosika and every succubus in the group, give the freelancer some space and don't blow job him to death."

Verosika and her crew: "Aww..."

Milky: "Speciest!"

Tucker: "I'm not a speciest, I'm setting up some ground rules."

(Y/N): " And Tucker's right, If I'm gonna be on my A Game I need to be at my peak physical condition."

Verosika: "Hmm, fair enough, how about we just cuddle?"

(Y/N): "Alright that's acceptable but only before we get into a fight."

Verosika: "You're tough but fair." *Kisses your cheek*

(Y/N): "Thanks, so what do you guys wanna do?"

Grif: "Go to Sammie's and grab some pizza! I'm gonna put all the toppings on my pizza!"

(Y/N): "Grif don't you remember what happened the last time?"

Grif: "I don't care, I want my pizza from my favorite pizzeria. Even if it kills me."

(Y/N): "Okay anyone else?"

Donut: "My vote is on pizza."

Tucker: "I'm hungry for some pepperoni!"

Verosika: "And I'm hungry for some sausage!"

Tucker: "Hey!"

Verosika: "I mean a sausage pizza."

Later, at Sammie Raphaellos, we see you all at the entrance of the pizzeria.

Carolina: "Didn't our time travel shenanigans start with pizza?"

(Y/N): "It did?"

Grif: "Yep and this time, nothing is getting in our way between us and salvation!"

We then see a car fall onto the restaurant and destroy it and it explodes.

Grif: *falls to his knees* "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Why?! Why?!??!?"

(Y/N): "Better question is, who threw that?"

Donut: *Sees something* "I think we're about to find out."

We then see a caped superhero thrown from the sky and into the parking lot. You and the others then look and see it was Homelander.

(Y/N): "And who are you supposed to be? Cause I'm not caught up in Earth events."

Simmons: "It's Homelander."

Donut: "And who threw him?"

You then see a burst of fire as you then tackle Grif to save him and you all see it's Planetina.

Tucker: "Whoa, who's the Captain Planet knock off?"

Planetina: "My name is Planetina, and the man working for Vought is ruining the environment!"

Grif: *to Planetina*"You ruined pizza!"

Planetina: "That was meant for him!"

We then see Homelander get up and tackle Planetina as Cortana showed you data on Vought.

(Y/N): "Uh guys, Cortana showed me some data on Vought. It's basically the Charron in superheroes."

Carolina: "Great, as if dealing with Hartgrove was bad enough and having to time travel too."

(Y/N): "I'll knock him out of the sky!"

You then pull out the Railgun and shoot it at Homelander as he turns to you.

Delta: "Running strategies, odds of victory, very slim."

(Y/N): "No shit. We need a freight train to stop these two" *gets an idea* "Or one soldier."

You then look at Caboose as you then send Omega into his armor as he then gets angry and then he punches Homelander in the gut and it really breaks his ribs and tosses a car at him.

Homelander: "Ow! What the fuck!?"

(Y/N): "Ohh, I get it now, you two are basically knock offs of the originals. You're some big baby version of Superman and she's basically a girl version of Captain Planet with anger issues."

Planetina: "What?! N-no I'm not!"

(Y/N): "Hmm, I'm guessing... broken heart and dumped by your boyfriend cause you killed people for the environment right?"

Planetina made a fireball and was about to throw it at you but then she broke into tears and sat down.

Planetina: "What have I done?!"

Homelander: "Ha!"

(Y/N): "And you're no better, you're basically just a man made version of Superman who has anger issues because he can't take a little criticism and is afraid of hurting people just like her."

Homelander: "What? N-no I- I'm mean I-"

Homelander then broke down into tears as you pat them both on the back.

(Y/N): "That's it, let it out."

Tucker: "Uh, what just happened?"

Donut: "I think (Y/N) just stopped the fight, using his words."

Homelander: "I need a hospital though."

Simmons: "Why?"

Homelander: "Some of my ribs are broken."

(Y/N): "Oh right."

Later we see you all at the hospital with the doctor bandaging Homelander's ribs.

Carolina: " Is he gonna be okay?"

Doctor: "He'll be fine in a few days."

Simmons: "That's a relief."

Grif: "He's gonna pay for the damage of Sammies!"

(Y/N): "Easy Grif, he just wasn't right in the head, I should know what that was like."

Donut: "Yep, you were pretty angry."

Planetina: *Sighs* "I-I can't believe I- I didn't mean to-"

(Y/N): "Hey, you were doing the Earth a solid, there is a difference between eco heroism and eco terrorism."

Planetina: "...Right, Morty didn't think so."

(Y/N): "Morty?"

Planetina: "Morty Smith, my first boyfriend. He freed me from my Tinateers from being sold to an Arab."

Tucker: "How long have you been out of those rings?"

Planetina: "Like a year?"

Tucker: "And that's why Captain Planet only comes out of his rings in a few minutes."

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

Tucker: "Think about it, CP is all cool for a few minutes and Planetina is like a baby sister to him. That is at this point basically baby making tantrums cause a douchebag to drop a soda can on the ground."

(Y/N): " So in other words she's having these tantrums because she was too spoiled?"

Tucker: "No cause she wants to help the environment so much that she will literally do anything to save the planet, even getting us to the stone age."

(Y/N): "She's not that bad."

Tucker: "She's literally making plans for a global wide emp."

You and the others see Planetina writing down plans.

(Y/N): "Uh okay Tina, why don't you calm down a bit and relax."

Planetina: "Not until the planet is saved! And also, sidenote: Captain Planet is my brother."

Tucker: "Wait really?"

Planetina: "Yes."

(Y/N): "Look Tina, do you honestly think this is gonna save people? You're gonna put them in the dark ages."

Tucker: "Yeah I don't want to get Shere Khan to munch on my intestines if I don't have a gun."

(Y/N): "Tuck's right, sort of, and do you think this is what your brother would want you to do? I've heard about him and he's an okay guy but he doesn't save the environment by killing people or building Emps."

Planetina: "...No, you're right. It's just that I want to help people and-and save the environment."

(Y/N): "Then maybe start small, like do some community service or volunteer work, after all it's our home too."

Planetina: "You're right. There are islands of plastic in the ocean, maybe I can get Green Lantern to help me out, the girl one not the boy one he's a lughead. We can set up schedule to do some protests or some other stuff."

(Y/N): "That's the- wait a green lantern girl?"

Planetina: "Yep, there's a lot of green lanterns."

(Y/N): "Is she vegan?"

Planetina: "Yep."

(Y/N): "Protests a lot?"

Planetina: "Yeah."

(Y/N): "Wears green too?"

Planetina: "Yep."

Tucker: "It sounds like you know her."

(Y/N): " I do know her. When I was in Metropolis High I kinda walked past her but I never talked to her cause I was busy signing up for Project Freelancer. It's been so long since I saw her."

Verosika: "Was she your highschool crush?"

(Y/N): "Heck no! I have no chance to be with a vegan, don't you know how much I eat everyday? I ate 50 pounds of burgers on a dare back in Freelancer."

Washington: "It was my idea."

Verosika: "Hm, maybe you should consider that vegan idea sweetie, after all you can't go chunky if you're like a certain yellow soldier guy."

Grif: "I'm orange! Seriously, didn't anyone have a box of crayons when they were a toddler!?"

(Y/N): "Well to be fair in the lighting your armor does look kind of yellow-ish."

Grif: "It's clearly orange!"

Donut: "So you gonna talk to her?"

(Y/N): "No way, remember what happened last time I talked to a vegan?"

Mini flashback

We see you screaming as a vegan dropping an anvil on your head as you scream and point at it.

Mini flashback end.

Grif: "Dude come on, it's been years since you saw her, just say hi to her."

(Y/N): "Absolutely not, remember what happened when I said hi to a vegan?"

Mini Flashback

We see you screaming and pointing at a vegan holding a giant pumpkin and he threw it into your mouth.

Mini flashback end

Simmons: "(Y/N) come on, I'm afraid of talking to girls and even I think this is embarrassing for you, just give her a simple wave."

(Y/N): "Remember last time I gave a vegan a simple wave?"

Mini flashback

We see you running away as we see a vegan throw a giant rock at you and you get crushed.

End of mini flashback

(Y/N): "Besides I was in freshman year at the time. What if she doesn't remember me."

Verosika: "Oh she remembers you alright.".

(Y/N): "How do you know?"

Verosika: "Hello, succubus. I can tell when a human or demon lusts after a person. And believe me, she was so lusting after you."

(Y/N): "But we have separate classes."

Verosika: " That didn't stop her from thinkin' about you."

(Y/N): "I don't think she would be able to remember me."

Carolina: "Doesn't she remember seeing you apply for Project Freelancer?"

(Y/N): "I have to keep that a secret from everyone, I wrote my info in the application in my locker so that no one would ever catch me writing it."

Grif: "You don't think anyone broke into the locker right?"

(Y/N): "No way the only people who know my combination is me and I rigged it to keep intruders out of it. Whenever someone tries to open it they get electrocuted."

Carolina: "Could someone possibly by-pass it?"

(Y/N): "No, but the only that ever tried to and continued was- *remembers Babs*"Oh shit. But don't worry I hid my application at home and I sneak my way back home so that no one would ever follow me."

Donut: "No one at all?"

(Y/N): "Yes, no one could possibly know. In fact, I randomly choose paths back home so anyone tailing me would get confused and give up."

Simmons: "But what if someone deciphered that pattern and found your home?"

(Y/N): "Which is why I took extra measures to have a state of the art bedroom security system both inside and out and I keep the application in a secret compartment in my dresser."

Simmons: "Oh that's good to know."

(Y/N): "Uh... Simmons, why is that good to know?"

???(Simmons): "Guys!"

Everyone looked to see it's another Simmons.

(Y/N): "Gene!?"

Simmons: "I'm Simmons you idiot!"

(Y/N): " Wait if your there th-then who's -"

You were cut off when the other Simmons turned into a purple haired magician.

Zee: "Thanks byeeeee."

You then fire a tranquilizer dart at Zee but she teleported at the last second and hit Grif as he fell into a mop bucket.

(Y/N): "Oh fuck!"

Washington: "Okay can someone tell me who the hell was that?"

Tucker: "Uh where is he going?

Everyone sees you out of the hospital and head to Metropolis. Meanwhile we see the hero girls at your house as Karen opens the dresser and bypasses the security.

Karen: "There, thanks Zee."

Zee: "Oh it was no big."

Diana: "Now to-"

We then see you burst through the walls at high speeds and crash into Diana.

(Y/N): "Get away from-"*gets trapped by a magic bubble* "Hey!"

Zee: "(Y/N) it's nothing personal."

(Y/N): "It is to- wait you- you know?!"*pulls out the jumper but Kara takes it* "Hey!"

Kara: "Not this time, soldier boy."

(Y/N): "I don't understand, how do you know what I'm gonna do?"

Babs: "Oh easy, Nightsting told us."

(Y/N): "Nightsting? Oh jeez, Gamma get me out of this!"

Gamma: "Righ-"*Babs throws an emp and it shorts out Gamma and turns off*

(Y/N): "Gamma! Well fuck me!"

Babs: "She also told us about the AIs."

(Y/N): "I don't get it, why are you doing this?!"

Kara: "Dude, we tried to help you when you were in school."

You then think long and hard as the girls see you thinking and the next moment the girls are out of the house and back at school.

(Y/N): "I knew that would work! Reminding my future self to stop Nightsting from giving info to her past self is by giving her wrong info."

You then grab the application and then you burn up the evidence of your identity as a freelancer.

(Y/N): "Thank god."

???(Zee): "Well nice to see you again, Agent California."

You flinched as you turned to see the hero girls.

(Y/N): "How did you-"

Zee: "Time travel spell, we had a feeling you'd try something like that."

(Y/N): "Why!? Why are you doing this!?"

Kara: "Dude we tried being your friends because of your abusive parents."

(Y/N): "How do you know that?"

Jessica: "They told us."

(Y/N): "They?"

Tucker: "Hey (Y/N)."

You saw the reds and blues come into the room.

(Y/N): "Tuck? What's going on?"

Carolina: "You're gonna face your past (Y/N), again."

(Y/N): "But we don't have the same classes."

Jessica: "We did, you were just so focused on your Freelancer thing you went into the wrong classroom."

(Y/N): "I had a GPS so I couldn't get lost ."

Kara: "But you got lost in your paper.".

(Y/N): "How come you couldn't try to make friends with me?"

Diana: "We did, you didn't listen."

(Y/N): "Ohh....noise and sound canceling earphones right."

Karen: "Seriously, we tried everything! Even Jessica mooned you, and you didn't see it."

Carolina: "Really?"

Jessica: "I thought that would get his attention."

Tucker: "That would get my attention, bow chicka bow wow."

Jessica: "Two words, High-School."

Tucker: "...Wait, didn't you graduate by now?"

Babs: "We're all seniors."

Zee: "We would have graduated if a certain someone didn't prank Chapin." *Hero girls look at Kara*

Kara: "He had it coming!"

Zee: "Well thanks to you, we all got summer school."

(Y/N): "I never came back to school cause I was in Project Freelancer and doing my own thing."

Kara: "And they almost tried to kill you."

(Y/N): *to Grif* "I told you coming back to Earth was a bad idea."

Grif: "No you didn't, you said going to school on Earth is a bad idea."

(Y/N): "Well I never wanted to go back to school, it's as much as hell as back home. I almost got killed from a wedgie by-"

Kara: "Doris?"

(Y/N): "Yeah. What happened to her and her friends?"

Babs: "They were all expelled except for Harleen."

(Y/N): "Harleen...? Oh right, the clown girl."

Kara: "Was a clown."

Karen: "She's taking psychology courses and getting straight A's."

(Y/N): "Seriously?"

Jessica: "You missed a lot when you're gone (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "And now I'll be leaving to go on a mission from the UNSC."

Grif: "The last time we were on a mission from the UNSC, we got a pet that has a hunger for human flesh in our base on Iris."

Carolina: "So no more missions from the UNSC."

(Y/N): "W-What do you mean?"

Washington: "Didn't you hear, we all retired."

(Y/N): "What?!"

Next: Chapter 9: Retirement