three
thursday night
it's the buzzing of taehyung's phone that distracts him from continuing to binge watch the first season of gossip girl for the past four hours instead of working on an assignment, finally succumbing to jimin's constant you gotta watch it man, it's so good, it'll blow your mind and actually i wish i could blow chuck, bro– shut up i'm not that gay, just watch it and you'll see, but also ignoring his attempts at spoiling who the blogger really is because jimin's not jimin unless he ruins someone's fun, in taehyung's humble opinion.
he reaches to grab his phone from somewhere between his couch's cushions, hand brushing against some moisture taehyung hopes is just water, then presses the button to light up the screen.
new message from ggukie 🤑😤
(he swipes the pad of his thumb across the phone's screen to unlock it so quickly it almost flies away from his hold; his plan can finally continue, now. taehyung thinks there isn't an easier way to seduce someone than through texting)
gukkie;
tae are you actually free monday
i just assumed you didn't and stuff
not like you have any other friends aside from me lmao
(he doesn't even stop to wait for jeongguk's next incoming message)
you;
u wound me love
but yea y
finally asking me out after ogling this ass for yrs
gukkie;
do you wanna studyou asshole
what makes you think i'd ask you out after what happened earlier
you;
does that mean ud ask me out if i didnt offer a fellow hand
thst doesnt make sense at all
gukkie;
taehyung can you stop
you;
nah lmao
gukkie;
ok i'll see you monday
pls make an attempt at learning this time
you;
right
(there's nothing surprising about the way jeongguk doesn't bring anything up after his last message, so in order to proceed being the persistent trash receptacle he is, he opts for starting another topic himself.
he deems himself worthy of winning a nobel prize for dealing with someone as dense as jeon jeongguk without relying on metaphorical violence.)
you;
GOD jeongguk ure so fucking boring
cant u ask about my day or smth
gukkie;
how was your day
you;
im glad u asked ! im watching gg and its lit
i jst want blair to fuck me up
gukkie;
who doesn't
you;
u have a point
now wby my bro
gukkie;
i'm alright
not as lit as you are but i did finish my essay for lit
you;
bORING
also u should check the gc joon jim n i r planning some bomb shit
gukkie;
yeah yeah i will
you;
u wont
gukkie;
you know me so well
you;
ill let u kno later
now listn
promise not 2 judge me in my next proposal
gukkie;
i've seen your emo phase kim taehyung i'm not giving up on you now
you;
thats so romantic actually
but still
do u want a dick pic
gukkie;
waht
what** the fuck
why would you want to send me those
are you a straight white boy now
you;
listen im bored and u wont entertain me
plus my dicks sorta hard for no reason at all
hormonal teenage shit
gukkie;
here we go danger
you;
so y not take this opportunity n share it with the world
gukkie;
taehyung
first of all you're twenty
second how gay can you get
you;
im not gay
everyones got th right to see art regardless of gender
plus ive been told i got a nice dick
gukkie;
please stop
for the sake of our friendship
that's almost nonexistent by now ngl
you;
yikes >:(
ure being an inconsiderate friend n now im soft thank u v mch
gukkie;
that's very comforting
you;
blair wouldnt treat me like this
gukkie;
she really wouldn't
i'd ship you and her but blair/happiness is my otp sadly
you;
*breath in* gay
gukkie;
shut up
see you monday tae i'm done with you
you;
kill me dead
ok one last question
pls i know ure not studying
gukkie;
what
you;
what are u wearing? ;)
gukkie;
see you monday tae i'm done with you
you;
ACTUAL QUESTION NOW
PINKY PROMISe
gukkie;
whAT
you;
grab some coffee w me tmr before class
thtd be nice
gukkie;
you're not dragging my ass to starbucks
i'm not getting scolded by prof kim again for being late
you; 10:48pm
chill dude
my pal brother frm anther mother
uve already declind my peace offering
aka masterpiece
aka delightful image of my ~throbbing member~
gukkie;
i'm gonna puke
you;
just say yes
gukkie;
ok i'll meet you by the elevators at 7
don't be late or i'll whoop your ass
you;
SPICY
gukkie;
no wait you'd like that
there it is
you;
gnight ovr there
gukkie;
goodnight taetae
*✲゚*
edited on 08/28
i have no idea where im going with this chap its just a filler forgive my gay ass
ill prob post the next chap tmro instead of my usual three day break between chaps bc im feeling guilty this one only has ~720 words of two dudes being bros i mean cmon
vote n comment if u want thatd be cool as h*ck
also indeed tae is extra as fr*ck but rmr this is an attempt at comedy™
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