Dipper: "Ugh, the announcer guy should be here by now." (Silence)

Mabel: "Yeah, let's get a dare for Mabel!" (Silence)

Dipper: "Seriously, what's going on?" (Silence)

Grunkle Ford: "Perhaps there are no more dares." (Silence)

Dipper: "Okay, maybe-" (Blue fire suddenly appears in the sky.)

Bill: "Mwahahahahahaha! Greetings, Pine Tree!"

Dipper: "Ack! Oh, wait. Are you the dare?"

Bill: "Haha, oh kid, you crack me up! No, I was thinking: Maybe no dares today, eh?"

Grunkle Ford: "What kind of trick is this, Cipher?"

Bill: "Oh please, Sci-Guy. Aren't we better friends than that?"

Grunkle Ford: "No. No we aren't."

Grunkle Stan: "Yeah, get down here, you ugly triangle! Let's see what you're made of!"

Bill: "Ho-ho, old man! Great idea!" (Disappears)

Mabel: "What just happened?"

Dipper: "I'm not sure. Maybe Bill-" (Dipper disappears)

Mabel: "Wait, what?" ( Mabel disappears along with everyone else. They reappear next to Dipper in a small dungeon-like room.)

Grunkle Ford: "What is happening here?"

Bill: (From other side of room) "Hey hey, the gang's all here!"

Grunkle Ford: "What are you playing at, Cipher?"

Bill: (Twirling top hat) "Well, see, I got bored of all those pointless dares. So I said to myself, 'Hey! Why not get rid of a few pesky enemies to pass the time?' So... bye!" (The floor opens up to reveal a giant pit of lava.)

Dipper: "Noooo! We're dead! We're all going to die!"

Mabel: "Think positive, Dipper!"

Dipper: "I'm positive that we're all going to die!"

(The walls start moving towards the lava).

Dipper: "I'm even more positive that we're all going to die!"

Grunkle Ford: "There is still a spark of hope! We're still in the Internet, as far as I know. So maybe the dare-ers can save us!"

Grunkle Stan: "Yes! Emperor Stan orders you to save us!"

Dipper: "B-but the internet hates me!"

Mabel: "But they only make you suffer because they love you!"

Dipper: (Now screaming) "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!"

(Everyone is yelling as the walls move them closer and closer to the lava.)

Bill: "Haha, you're out of luck, Pines. I've made sure that no major internet attacks can come through." (Thinks for a moment) "But maybe some little ones..."

Grunkle Ford: (Points at you) "We must rouse the Internet! Help us, but keep it somewhat small! Anything too big will lose its power. It's up to you to save us!" ( Everyone stares at Ford in silence. )

Grunkle Stan: "I knew he was insane."

Dipper: "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" (Panicked yelling resumes.)