POV: Reala be in a mood? Not on Siren's watch

Reala: I AM NOT SITTING DOWN!
Siren: (hands Evo her soda) Hold this for me. (Walks over) REALA!
Reala: WHA-
Siren: (has a hand on Reala's shoulder, forces him to sit on the couch) I SAID SIT.
(Reala immediately went silent at that as of the team just stared dumbfound)
Siren: (grins) Good boy~

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Corroder: When someone you knows sex drive is higher than their will to live.
Serena: Fuck you!

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POV: Dad Mode; Activate

Siren: Five minutes in of being awake for today and I already wanna fucking die.
Stormer: Depression swing?
Siren: ..... Yes...
Stormer: Need me to get you snacks and sodas from the store to hold up in your room and have Zib post pone you from missions?
Siren: ..... Please and thank you...

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Aria[Mission Chief of Stella Team]: (trying to do her job)
Gaia: (bursts over to her) NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH! (Picks up Aria and runs to find Zib with Aria over her shoulder)
Aria: ADRIANA GAIA, PUT ME DOWN YOUNG LADY!
Gaia: NOPE! ZIIIIIIIIB! ARIA TRYING TO OVERWORK HERSELF LIKE YOU DO!

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POV: Surge Mad

(The team are getting frustrated on a mission where a newbie villian keeps hiding easily)
Surge: COME ON AND FIGHT YOU LITTLE NECROPHILIAC!
Furno & Stormer: MARK SURGE!
Siren: (half muttering) He sounded like Zack Foster from Angel's of Death what the hell?

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Siren: (coughs up blood randomly)
Siren: (proceeds the day like normal)
The team: (trying to grasp how fucked her immune system and heath are at this point)

The answer to that? Their both dead from serious neglect

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Mander & Dogman: (annoying Siren as usual)
Siren: (not in the mood for bs as hold them by their throats with her tendrils)
Jon: (both terrified and worried)

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POV: PT2 of Monster AU

Siren: (sitting on her bed with Ruth laying next to her as she watches Pitbulls and Parolees on the TV at a quiet volume while hugging her plush)
Furno: (pokes his head from under Siren's bed) Isn't it a school night?
(Siren squeaked in alarm and surprise at that as Ruth growled)
Stormer: (from the hall) Furno why?!

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POV: Mafia AU PT1

Siren: Welp, I ruined a good dress and stiletto heels because of that bastard.
Zib: Need a break?
Siren: ... Probably.
(Quaddle snorts at that)

Gacha_Wolfie_UwU I had an idea that Quaddle's role for the Alpha Mafi' is the Consigliere
Definitely looked up to remember what the hell that was but their ranking is alongside the Boss
Stormer being the first Alpha leader after Thresher would be the Underboss who ranks under the Boss and Consigliere

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Siren: (playing the piano)
Siren, Surge & Zib: I really just wanna die.
Everyone else: No!

I WAS planning to have the explaining of the Monster AU in the notes after, but I'll have its own chapter

Meh, what can you do?

Later hoes!