Song in Media: Legends Never Die (Alan Walker Remix)

Future AU
After Siren absorbed the Doom Box and Villian!Shadowzone's Quaza

Siren: I am achieving powers without fail that I am a GOOOOOOOOOOD!-

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Past AU

Siren: (meets Turaga Nokama from Gali)
Nokama: Awe it's adorable.
Siren: (finally gets comfortable enough to talk about her trauma and issues)
Nokama: (realizes Siren might be more traumatized than Vakama) Oh it's traumatized.

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Semi Past AU
The Villians first seeing Siren

XPlode: That's a child.
Siren: And that's an ugly pickly bitch.
Furno: (wheezes)
Rotor: (cackles)

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Past AU

Serena: (literally hissing and growling at anyone who gets close to her)
Serena: (clinging to Villian Boss half the time when not in a corner of the room)

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Roodaka: I'll never forget the time when Vakama literally imprinted on some Hordika pups.
Makuta: Dear don't act like you didn't do the same.
Roodaka: I didn't!
Umerak: Then explain this thing. (Lifts a little Hordika by the scruff of it's neck)
Roodaka: (momma mode) PUT THEM DOWN OR I'LL RIP YOUR HORNS OFF UMURAK I SWEAR ON THE GREAT BEINGS!
Makuta: (mentally) Yup that's my girlfriend.

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These two again

Corroder: Come on Sugar...
Serena: (grins as she holds his chin in her claws) Awe your so cute when you beg~

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Ackar: There is no I in team, however, there are several i's in 'I don't care how big the room is, fuck it, I cast fireball'! (Takes his sword out)
Mata Nui: (immediately holding Ackar back) ACKAR NO! YOU'RE NOT TAHU!

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Mass Effect Shit

Grunt: DA-DA! Jack destroyed my pancakes again!
Jack: I swear he's lying-
Kaid: I'm sorry but who is "dada"?
Garrus: Based on my relationship with Shepherd I assume it's me....

We love our Turian Garrus

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Basically explaining these dorks

Y/n: You are Glatorian and, .... Berix.
Kiina, Gresh & Ackar: (laughing)

I had to because we got three Glatorians, literally GOD aka Mata Nui and then Berix

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Siren: This is not a gay little flower, it's a red flower.
Siren: (jesters to Kopaka) This is the gay flower.

No joke I will forever see Kopaka as Gay while Gali a lesbian

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Serena: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.
Corroder: (chokes on his drink) Jesus woman!
Serena: (innocently) What?

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When Siren doesn't eat like she's supposed to

Turaga Nuju: What did you eat?
Siren: I had a tootsie roll stick and some Dr Pepper.

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Describing Animal Crossing

Siren: I ate a cherry and then I dug up a whole ass tree and put the tree into my pocket.
Siren: I am a god.

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Serena: I'm gonna take a shower, you care to join me?
Corroder: You know Sugar you have guns in your room, if I ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me.
Serena: (giggles a bit)

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The Ice Toa series
The main groups ages

Sapphira & Mata Nui: both seventeen years old
Kiina & Gresh: Both sixteen
Berix: Either thirteen or fourteen
Ackar: Literally in his thirties

Don't ask on that, but I find it funny I made the eldest of the group
It's Owl House all over again ig 😂

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My Little Sister Was Holding Hands with a Boy Meme but these guys
Future AU

Skye: (was being "pabtised" of holding hands with a boy from school)
Meltdown: (putting overloads of soap on Skye's left hand)
Thunder: (literally dousing Skye's hand)
K: (recording)
Thunder: You can't handle the truth!
Meltdown: It's not okay!
Skye: (finding this hilarious) I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
K: OH MY GOD SHE ADMITS IT!
Serena and Corroder: (questioning their kids)

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More deranged villians that haven't been escaped yet

Siren: (touring the cells with Bot)
One Prisoner: (rams body against the cell gates)
Siren: (jumps) Isn't that-...
Bot: Their laser bars don't worry.
Siren: Easy for you to say I read he tore apart apart thirteen women like paper.
I'm not afraid of God, I am afraid of man

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Boy Ver vs. Girl Ver Dances: Exists
K: (Non-binary)
Thunder: You heard it here folks, the non-binarys are no longer allowed to dance.
Meltdown: (joined bc yolo) If you wish to do your little jig you must do it in the corner completely out of my sight.
K: (sighs at their brothers)

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Past AU

Serena: (sitting in a corner with her knees to her chest)
XPlode: So who's gonna hand her the clothes and get her to a bathroom for a shower?
Jetbug: Not me.
Purge: Nope.
Nebula: How the hell can ANY of us besides boss can get even near her?! I'm scared she'll bite my hand off.
Core Hunter: Nebula that isn't gonna happen.
Nebula: You don't know that.
Thunder: Fine I'll do it you pansies.
(Thunder grabbed the spare clothes that were for Serena and walked over. Serena started Thunder down)
Thunder: (crouches down in front of her) So you gotta take a shower or at the least a bath with your standing issues, so Boss got some clothes for ya' so you don't have to go back in those scrubs again. Do you want me to get you there?
(Serena kept staring before she nodded quietly)
(Thunder helped Serena stand long enough to get her on his back)
The rest of the villains: (wondering how she didn't even hiss at him)

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Me: (going into DeviantArt to look for a Tumblr users art on there for Bionicle The Manga)
Me: (sees XxTabutheFoxxX back but under a new profile)
Me: (pure joy to have I'm In Love With Wolf & Revenge of Makuta Wimnter Again)

brachio20 is their new account name, ENJOY!

I was very tempted to make an incorrect quote how Siren is tempted to be a stripper on the side bc how much bank they make

It's something I wanna do irl because there's women who've paid for their colleges with stripper money!

Eh what can you do?

I'ma go now, later hoes!