Sero: *holding a marker* Sorry, I think you dropped this

Jazmine: No, that's not mine

Sero: I know, I needed an excuse to talk to you

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Iida: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?

Kaminari: ...What does that even mean?

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Mina: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that much.

Jazmine: Oh, you've been?

Mina: Once in Monopoly.

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Kirishima: *looking intently at a cupcake wrapper*

Sato: Feeling guilty about eating a cupcake?

Kirishima: Debating if I should lick the wrapper or not.

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Iida: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing ever to happen to me!

Todoroki: Even more humiliating than-

Iida: Don't bring that up!

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Sero: Oh, I am so genius.

Sero: Instead of purchasing one sandwich, I can purchase the materials and make more than one sandwich.

Jazmine: *giving him a thumbs-up as she casually eats a taco*

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Monoma: Every time I see it spelled "ya'll", it breaks my heart. It's "y'all"!

Tetsutetsu: Yal'l

Monoma: Get out of my house this instant.

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Shinsou: Yeah, maybe I don't get "a healthy amount of sleep," but can other people do this?

Shinsou: *stands up and blacks out for a second*

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Todoroki: My hair is getting too long

Mina: I could cut it for you!

Todoroki: You could?

Mina: Yeah, I cut Mr. Aizawa's hair all the time

Aizawa: When do you cut my hair?

Mina: You take a lot of naps

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Uraraka: I made you a friendship bracelet

Todoroki: I'm not the jewelry type

Uraraka: You don't have to wear it...

Todoroki: No, I'm wearing it forever

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Kaminari: Do you guys think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Jazmine: You're a hazard to society

Mina: And a wimp, do twenty!

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Jiro: Sometimes you remind me of the ocean

Bakugou: Why the ocean?

Jiro: Because you're salty and you scare people

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Midorya: Iida, what are the signs of depression?

Iida: Why are you asking Midorya?

Midorya: Because Jazmine was doing laundry earlier and dropped a white glove and I heard her say "Why must fate continue to torment me?"

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Jazmine: I'm upset and nothing can make me feel better

Mina:

Jazmine: No

Kaminari: 

Jazmine: Don't you dare

Bakugou: *brings Sero into the room*

Jazmine: *fighting back a smile* Dammit

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Midorya: *screams*

Bakugou: *screams louder*

Uraraka: Should we do something?

Todoroki: No, I want to see who wins.

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Kaminari: Let's break a window, it's too hot.

Kirishima: Or you could just open one.

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Jiro: (talking about the Bakusquad) It's like all of you share one brain cell sometimes

Kaminari: *can't think of a good response because it's not his turn to use the brain cell

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Iida: Rules were made to be followed! Nothing is made to be broken.

Kaminari: Uh, pinatas

Jiro: Glow sticks

Ojiro: Karate boards

Uraraka: Spaghetti, when you have small pots.

Jazmine: You're mental sanity

Everyone: *looks at Jazmine*

Jazmine: What?

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Mina: Hey Jazzy, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm on Friday?

Jazmine: Yes?

Mina: What about you?

Sero: Yeah, I'm free.

Mina: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Jazmine: Did she just-

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Kaminari: *yawns*

Shinsou: Tired?

Kaminari: Yeah, I was up all night with my girlfriend.

Mineta: Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.

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Dabi: I'm in a murdery mood today

Dabi: Just a light murder though. A gentle one.

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Bakugou: If you keep stealing utensils from our kitchen I will throw your ass out!

Mina: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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Hawks: If a tiger attacked both Toga and Dabi at the same time, who would you save?

Twice: The tiger

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Iida: What are you going to do?

Midorya: I don't know. 

Todoroki: Something dramatic I hope.

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Bakugou: You're annoying

Jiro: Then stop holding my hand.

Bakugou: No.