Sero: Were oranges named orange because they were orange or was the colour orange called orange because oranges were orange?

Bakugou: What-

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Todoroki: Thanks for the tea Uraraka

Uraraka: Oh, it's not tea

Uraraka: I just boiled some Gatorade

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Siku: I fear no man

Siku: But that thing

Siku: *points to Jazmine*

Siku: She scares me

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Present Mic: *sees Bakusquad doing something*

Present Mic: Hm, seems like the kind of thing that responsible parents wouldn't want you to do

Present Mic: Good thing I'm a teacher

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Shigaraki: Are you wearing mascara?

Dabi: Uh, it's eye-paint for men

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Midorya: Wake me up before you go-go

Kaminari: Wake me up when September ends

Todoroki: Wake me up, WAKE ME UP INSIDE! SAVE ME!

Jazmine: Wake me up when it's all over

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Midorya: If I had the chance to kill you, I would cry for hours over the thought of you being gone.

Bakugou: *actively trying to murder him* STOP BEING SO NICE TO ME!

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Aizawa: It's interesting, getting older and learning that most adults are not smart

Aizawa: I had my suspicions but I didn't think the situation was this bad

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Sero: Have you ever accidentally befriended someone who is very irritating?

Bakusquad: *looks at Bakugou*

Bakugou: What?

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Siku: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

Bakusquad: *looks at Kaminari*

Kaminari: Aw, c'mon!

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Spinner: Do you have to attack me with words all the time?

Dabi: Then what now?

Dabi: Want me to use rocks instead?

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Toga: You promise you didn't get me bees again?

Dabi, from a safe distance: Just open it

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Mina: I was at a farmers market with my mom and she was buying berries but there was a hotdog stand and there was a really cute boy working there and I got nervous and said "Can I buy your hotdog" and he kinda looked at me and chuckled nervously oH MY-

Uraraka: Did you get the hotdog though?

Hagakure: Did you get the hot boy though?

Tsuyu: Did you get the hotdog and the hot boy?

Jiro: We need answers

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Kirishima: I promised Aizawa we wouldn't do anything stupid tonight!

Mina: Why would you lie to him like that?

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Kaminari: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes

Jazmine: They do

Sero: W-why did you say that with such certainty?

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Midorya: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Iida: I keep a list, it's alphabetized

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Dabi: Just ended a five-year relationship

Twice: Are you okay?

Dabi: Oh yeah, I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship

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Achak: I have an idea

Jiro: A good one?

Achak: Let's not get ahead of ourselves

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Uraraka: *wearing Iida's glasses* How do I look?

Iida: *squinting his eyes* I have no idea

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Monoma: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are

Tetsutetsu: That's what you do?

Monoma: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demolish you

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Aizawa: Okay, you're trapped in a house and all the doors and windows are locked and guarded. How do you escape?

Midorya: I wouldn't use a door or a window

Aizawa: How would that work?

Midorya: There's a thing called legs

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Jiro: What's up Bakugou

Bakugou: *after another day of dealing with the Bakusquad* My blood pressure

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Shigaraki, sleepily: Why are you awake and why does it smell like something's burning?

Dabi, half-awake: *making a grilled cheese with his bare hands* Grilled cheese...

Shigaraki: It's 5 am... at least make me one

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Todoroki: Hey, we're friends right?

Iida: Normally I would without hesitation, but I feel this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Kirishima: Don't let Mina fool you, she's not scary. She used to do ballet.

Kaminari: What?

Mina: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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Kendo: You need to react when people cry!

Monoma: I did, I rolled my eyes

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Kirishima: Have you been threatened by Jazmine yet?

Tetsutetsu: I'm not scared of her

Kirishima: So that's a no

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Mineta: Kaminari! You don't eat a hotdog wearing a tuxedo!

Kaminari:

Kaminari: This hotdog isn't wearing a tuxedo

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Bakugou: This is coming from a girl who once threw her boot at a swan

Jazmine: It's called protecting your taco!

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Dabi: You look tired

Twice: And you look like a burnt piece of toast 24/7, but do I comment?

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Tsuyu: Do you actually know any math?

Mina: I know of math

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Bakugou: I'm trying to get over my anger problems

Jiro: You just punched Midorya

Bakugou: I said I was trying

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Todoroki: There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you know what else there is? Trash. There's a lot of trash in the sea.

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Bakugou: *glaring at Jiro* I have these pains in my chest and I know it's all her fault

Bakugou: That bass bitch

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Tsuyu: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?

Aoyama: I'm too pretty

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Inasa: It's time you look inside yourself and figure out what you really want

Todoroki: Uraraka. And a nap