Venus: Who here eats pizza crust?

Jazmine: I eat pizza starting with the crust.

Zia: Do you know how fucked up what you just said was?

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Venus: It's not like I killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived in a different prefecture so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Jazmine: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Venus: That's a terrible plan

Rain: Oh please we've had worse

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Zia: Why learn to grow when you can just fix the past? This is exactly why I don't need therapy

Jazmine: That's not really the lesson I wanted you to take from this

Zia: Too late

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Venus: Murder wasn't on today's agenda

Rain: It's not on anyone's

Venus: No, it's on mine. Just not until next Thursday

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Venus: I trust Zia

Jazmine: You think she knows what she's doing?

Venus: I wouldn't go that far

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Venus: Nobody had a haircut without having psychological problems

Rain: Excuse me, my haircut has nothing to do

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Jazmine: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Venus: Fucking kill two of them

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Zia: We're all dressing up for this. Venus' even wearing a formal jacket!

Venus: Yeah, it's the one without any blood in it

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Venus: I worked out today

Zia: That's great! I'm so happy to see you taking care of your-

Jazmine: That is if you consider walking into the kitchen, grabbing a chocolate bar and then going back to your room exercise.

Zia: ...

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Jazmine: I swing both ways

Jazmine: Violently. With a sword.

Jazmine: Come get some MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Rain: *dangling from the roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten. He went to Heaven and now my life is bad.

Rain: *looking up* Ya happy, Sheldon? We're even now!

Venus: *from below* Rain?

Rain: SHELDON?

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Venus: We could be killed!

Zia: Or worse, Jazmine could give us another lecture on responsibility

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Zia: Give us the gate key

NPC: I have no gate key

Zia: Jazmine, tear their arms off

NPC: Oh, you mean THIS gate key

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Venus: Hey, just put the dagger down

Jazmine: No, it belongs to me, I'll do what I want with it!

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Rain: I hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if I know

Rain: "What's going on in that head of your?" nothing I want to be a part of

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Venus: Started seeing someone

Jazmine: As in dating or hallucinations

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Rain: Oh, hey there Jazmine. What's happening?

Jazmine: Oh, nothing. Just the end of the world

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Zia: Did you have to stab him?

Jazmine: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me

Zia: What did he say?

Jazmine: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Zia: *nodding* That's fair

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Zia: ...I killed him

Venus: Give me the gun. No, you didn't, alright? *shoots body* See I killed him

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Jazmine: You're coming across as paranoid

Zia: Everyone keeps saying that. it's like a conspiracy