When I step out of the washroom I feel someone pulling me by my arm and pushing me back on to the wall and before I could see who it is or scream my mouth is plastered with another man's mouth and the man is definitely not my man, my Rk. I know the feel of Rk's touch and kiss. Even just before coming here to the party he gave me a soul scorching kiss which is still lingering on my lips.

f**k! This is Chris.Chris is kissing me. He is pressing himself against me and kissing me forcefully. I didn't open my mouth and give him way to get in my mouth. I won't let him kiss me thoroughly. I won't let this bas***d take advantage of me. For f**k sake I am your friend's wife so you better take your dirty mouth off me. I wanna scream at him but I couldn't as he is hovering over my mouth. If I open my mouth to utter a word then he will get access to sweep his tongue in. he is coaxing me to kiss him back. I feel his hands up by body. Itfelt like a bucket full of worms were thrown on me and they were crawling up my ass. I feel so disgusted and so dirty.

God! Someone f**king save me!

I try to push him but he is too heavy and I feel dizzy. I should not faint. I should not faint. I should not faint! I repeat this chant in my head.

How long will this f**ker will suck me and kiss me?

"You bloody wh**e!" f**k! This is Rk.

f**k! f**k! f**k! I am dead!

This is surely not a sight any husband would like to witness. His wife kissing... well, I am not kissing this Chri-asshole but he is kissing me... still will my brainless husband believe me? Nope. He will mistake... Nah! Correction! He already mistook me. Bravo! That I can say without doubt from his angry tone. Oh shit! Wait! Did he call me "bloody wh**e?" ... The bas***d! How dare he? But to be honest I am not feeling too bad for two reasons... one I know he didn't mean what he said and two I am so used to using and hearing swear words. Haha! Perks of being a potty mouth, I guess.

Uff... Finally!Jerk-ass Chris is jerked away from me. Well, I didn't push him. Truth is I couldn't push him because he is too heavy and I am too weak and fragile when it comes to physical strength but now he is yanked half me rudely by my husband. Bang!

Whoa! What a punch? Yeah, my strong boy broke his nose.

"You bas***d! How dare you kiss my wife?" Rk shouts. There! There lands another punch right on his broken nose.

"Oh shit..." Chris cups his broken nose with his palm. "Stop it man"

"Did you stop kissing me, you moron? Beat him till he bleeds and gets bruised all over his body, Rk." I order my husband. Oh shit. Why Rk is glaring at me? What wrong I did?

"Rk..."

"You... You..." Rk raises his hand up and brought it close to my face. I close my eyes and turn my face anticipating his blow but it didn't land. He didn't slap me. I open my one eye and take a peek. He still has his wide spread palm closer to me but he didn't slap me. His hand his shaking. His entire body his shaking in blazing anger. He looks straight at my eye and his eyes soften seeing my terror. My lips start trembling. Don't hit me please. I pray. I didn't say it out loud but he heard it I guess. He brought his hand little low and turning it he rubs my lips with the back of his hand. Oh shit! He smudged my lipstick. I wanna cry out loud.

Then we hear a low groan from the pig sprawled on the floor. Rk turns his attention back and continues kicking him.

"Rk, let me go. I didn't mean to... harm her... I just..." Chris pleads holding Rk's leg stopping him from kicking him any further. Well, he is curled up like a ball just outside the bathroom and my husband didn't show any mercy. He went on kicking him. Tsk tsk tsk! Now, it's getting too much.

"You shouldn't have thought to set your f**king eyes on my wife at the first place but then you dared to kiss her. I won't spare you. I kill you." Rk growls angrily. OMG! Kill? Will he really kill his so called f**ker of a friend? Oh no! I should stop him.

"Rk... Rk... please stop." I try to hold his hand.

"You stay away, bitch!" he shouts venomously at me. I feel so scared. We fight a lot but nothing serious before... But now? He is shouting at me like he is standing on fire. This Rk is so frightening. Mommy! I cry mentally.

"Rk, please... let's go home." I squeeze myself by hugging his body and pushing him back from kicking this creepy creature that's half dead already.

"Calm down. Calm down." I whisper pleadingly and rub my hands over his chest soothing him. He swats my hands rudely and looks down at me with so much of disgust and anger in his eyes. Then he looks at that badly beaten up butt-f**ka with fury filled eyes.

"I am sorry, Rk... I just went out of line... I didn't mean to harm your wife... I just couldn't resist her... I wanted to taste her once... and I did this disgusting job... I am sorry... I know I f**ked up our friendship... I deserve your beatings... I deserve your hatred for what I did... I am just sorry. Try to forgive me one day!" Chris says with eyes full of remorse while he coughed blood. Aww, poor boy! Rk keeps staring at him, he clenches his fingers tightly in a fist.

"Rk, say something..." Chris pleads.

"Go to hell!" Rk spits and taking hold of my wrist he drags me out of the pub.

Now, it's my turn to face the music. Shit! Shit! Shit! I am so scared. What he will do to me? Will he punish me as well? Will he hit me? Will he lock me up in my room? Will he send me back home? Will he throw a f**king divorce at my face? Oh f**k! My head is aching. What he will do to me now?

Well, let me test the water. Let me see whether he is mad at me or not?

"Rk... why this cock-face? C'mon smile" I cheer him up. He sends daggers through his glare before fixing his gaze back on the road ahead. He is driving like a madman. I start panicking. What if we land in some accident? What if he dashes the car on a tree or an electric post?

"Rk... slow down. I am scared. I don't want to die... at least not in a tragic car accident. I want a peaceful death while sleeping in my bed." I say shaking his arm to slow down but he didn't listen to me. He just accelerated the speed by putting his foot on the accelerator.

"Rk, if you wish to kill yourself stop the car, kick me out of it and then start driving alone and kill yourself for all I care. I don't wanna die with you."

"Why? You wanna get back to that motherf**ker and kiss him again huh?" he asked me mockingly. Finally he is talking. Yahoo!

"Rk... why so much of anger? He just kissed me nothing much, okay? You kinda overreacted." I tell him and cross my arms over my chest.

"Ahhh!" I scream when his widely spread palm and fingers slapped right on the side of my face and I hit my face against the window. It's such an unexpected blow. My cheek is burning and my head is aching though I didn't hit too hard against the window.

"Rk, you are hurting me. Take your hand off me." I shout but he pressed my face harder to the window. Don't kill me. Don't kill me, please. I pray silently. Now my face is squeezed between his palm and the window.

"Please... it's hurting." I cry in pain. Seeing my tears Rk pulls his hand away from my face. He rashly parks the car outside our house and jumps out of the car and slams the car door with a loud thud making me jump.

Where is your manners, madman? You didn't open your lady's door and give her your hand and help her step out? I pout and opening the car door myself, I step out of it and follow him to our house.

He has gone straight to the kitchen and took out a bottle of chilled beer and gulps it down.

"Do we have one more bud?" I ask tentatively. I want one beer too.

He stops drinking and looks at me. Shit! Not looking but glaring. Skin burning hot glare.

"I am thirsty." I whine gulping my saliva.

"I will count three before that you better run and lock yourself in your room." He warns me and starts counting.

"One..." before he could count two I run to my room like a headless chicken and lock my room door.

"Sighhh... great escape" I grin.

Later that night I couldn't sleep. I want to check on my moronic husband so I jump out of my bed and went to his room. He always wants to share a room with me but I didn't let him and now I wish he is in my room sleeping beside me hugging me.

I slowly step into his room. It's so dark. Why he hasn't switched on his bedside lamp? I wonder. I walk into the room like I am blind. Once I neared his beside lamp I switch on it and gasp seeing Rk sitting on the bed wide awake. He is facing the other side; his legs are touching the floor, his hands gripping the edge of the bed. He slowly tilts his head and glances at me over his shoulder. I blush under his heated gaze. Stupid Madhu, it's not the time to blush. Focus!

"Rk..."

"Get out of my room" he snaps at me.

"Rk, listen to me please. I didn't kiss him."

"I don't want to hear anything from you. Just leave."

"Why you are still up? You didn't sleep?" I ask wanting to make some light conversation with him.

"I couldn't sleep. If I close my eyes and try to sleep that disgusting image comes in front of my eyes, my f**king wife kissing another man's cheek and leading him on to dance with her... cozying up in front of my eyes... and to top that that bloody rascal cornered my wife right outside the bathroom to kiss her forcefully and feel up her delicate body!" He says with so much disgust laced in his words.

"Rk, I didn't lead him on. I just... I just wanted to tease you and make you jealous" I clear him.

"Tease your own husband? How? By kissing another man, you bloody bitch!" he asked walking around the bed and holding my arms painfully.

"I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that. It was a stupid move. I really am sorry!"

"Too late to realize." He says leaving my arms.

"Rk, I won't do that ever again. Please forgive me." For the first time in my life I talk politely with him. If he shows attitude now then I will kick his ass.

"Give me some time to calm down."

"No, I won't" I am not an understanding sweet little wife to nod my head like a goat and go to my room in silence giving him space. I am a terrific bitch.

"You have to calm down now and forgive me. I didn't do any wrong. I just kissed his cheek in a friendly way but it's your scoundrel of a friend cornered me when I was coming out of the restroom, forced himself on me... he bloody pushed his nasty tongue in my mouth and sucked my saliva..." Fuck Madhu! Why you are exaggerating the scene? He tried to sweep his tongue but you didn't let him right? You had your big mouth tightly sealed right? Uh-huh! I should better narrate the scene to my husband in a better way.

"Rk..."

"Shut your f**king mouth." Rk shouts at me. "You have the nerve to describe how his kiss was to me! To your husband! f**k! I can't fucking believe this. You are not immature or innocent like I thought but you are one conniving bitch. You are playing with my emotions. I curse the day I fell in love with you. I curse the day I asked my parents to take a marriage proposal to your house. I curse the day I married you. I just hate you. Get lost!" he shouts at me.

"You love me?" I ask in shock. Rk looks away not bothering to answer me.

"Rk? I asked you something? Do you love me?" I repeat. He racks his fingers through his hair frustrated.

"Answer me dammit!" I shout.

"Yes, I love you, bitch!" he shouts back.

"I love you too, asshole" I whisper back cupping his face with my palms. You all will be wondering when I started loving him right? Let me tell you one little secret. I was always in love with him. All the cursing, abusing and badmouthing him is only because I know he is my man to take for granted. Haha! I know I am evil.

Okay guys, now time to cool my hotty pants husband. Wondering how? Simple! One kiss! I crash my lips hard on his lips. He stiffens for a second but then reciprocated my kiss. We both kiss hungrily as if we are starving for months. We stumble back and fell onto the bed still not breaking our kiss. I start unbuttoning his shirt with all fingers and nails. He skims his hand under my skirt.

Wait! You guys have seen... oops! read enough of this "Insane Couple's" insane story. Now, we are going to get intimate and make love so curtains down.

Pack up!

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EPILOGUE TO FOLLOW!!!

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