The book cover says

Janstar
One shots and Crack

So here's the mcfreakin Crack my dudes.

I'm assuming everyone is aware of the ot5, y'know, Janna, Star, Jackie, Marco, and Tom.

I'm also assuming that people are aware of 'tag your otps'
Anyway I was thinking about my favorite one, the one were it's like

Person A: Has their life together, went to Harvard, is organized.
Person B: Once at 15 cold hotpockets in five minutes, claims they can fight 1,000 bees

And I was like,hmmmmm, I wonder who in my my svtfoe ships and I was like oh shit.

The entire ot5 is person b. Like Marco is the closest one to being person a but still.

They all fight bees and eat cold hot pockets.

Anyway, sorry (not really) this wasn't a chapter