Summary: My best friend's hot, my best friend's hot. No matter what I do you love me not.

Author's Note: I'm very tired and proof read this on the toilet. Sorry for anymistakes.

Word Count: 2050

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Janna sat straight up in her bed in a cold sweat. No she didn't have a nightmare, she just had another dream...about Star...for the fifth time...in the same night.

'This sucks.' Janna thought.

It had been no secret that Janna liked Star. Well it was, just not a well hidden one. You can blame Star for the amount Janna was suffering. It's bad enough that Janna liked her but Star was the biggest tease in the world.

Janna attempted to go to sleep one last time before deciding to make a horrible decision. The teen jumped out of her bed, narrowly avoiding stepping on her snake. She slipped a jean jacket over her black tank top and slipped on some cargo pants. She grabbed her signature beanie before slipping out the window of her bedroom.

The thief's breath was very visible in the October air. Walking below the street lights, Janna formulated a plan. She was going to break into the junkyard with Star, just because. The problem was that she was probably going to have to kidnap the blonde.

It was Saturday so Star and Marco were probably watching a movie marathon of some sorts. Luckily, Janna's plan was simple. She make some inhuman noises outside, causing the Latino and the princess to go check it out. Next she stabs Marco and drugs Star. Unfortunately chloroform is hard to come by these days and stabbing Marco isn't the best thing Janna could do, to get Star to like her.

So she'll just have to separate the two and convince Star to go with her without telling Marco.

Will this probably leave Marco extremely worried? Yes. Will this ruin Star and Marco's movie night? Also yes.

'This is fine and not completely morally wrong.' Janna thought, 'Things will only go south if Star finds out that I ruined her time with Marco because I'm jealous of how much time he gets to spend with her and how I kind of, sort of, kidnapped her for my own selfish needs.'

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Janna arrived at the Diaz household minutes later. She looked at her phone. 'Yup, still past my bedtime.'

The teen snuck up to the household and did exactly as she planned.

Janna screamed like all the ghouls from Hell had suddenly risen up from the depths of the abyss. Which is basically the same as a fan girl screaming after seeing Jake Paul.

Everything executed perfectly. Marco and Star came out and they ended up separating. Janna followed Star to the back of the Diaz house.

"Hey, Star." Janna whispered from behind the girl.

Star made a small 'meep' noise and jumped, but when she saw Janna her face lit up.

Before Star could squeal something like 'Janna Banana' the bluenette slipped her hand over the blonde's mouth.

"How about we go trespassing?" Janna whispered.

"That sounds great!" Star whispered back, "But tonight's movie night with Marco...and he made, uh, nachos and...stuff."

"Pssh, Star you live in a Mexican household, the Diazs' probably have nachos stored in the freezer." Janna said, hoping her slight racism would prove true.

Star considered this for a second before speakong, "Yeah, you're right! Who needs nachos anyways! Certainly not me, Star Butterfly!" Star spoke with great enthusiasm but Janna couldn't help but feel that it was to convince herself of something.

"Alrighty then, let's go." Janna smiled devilishly. A smile that was devilish enough to come out of an ink machine.

Janna was about to hop the fence when Star tugged on her sleeve.

"Shouldn't I tell Marco though?"

"Ha, nope."

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"So what is the place?"

"The dump. It's where humans take thier garbage, but sometimes you can find cool things."

"What kind of cool things?"

"Stuff. One time I found a Pennsylvania license plate, and last week I found a goat skull."

"Oooooh, skulls."

Janna peared through the holes in the fence, watching a flashlight wave past the two.

Janna never knew why there were security guards at dumps. It's trash people, nothing to guard here. Unless being a hipster and thinking trash is cool is a crime, Janna saw no point in barbed wire at the top of the fence.

To be honest though, even if it was a crime she would still probably break that law.

The two girls walked around (more like crouched, walked slowly, then fell to the ground everytime a guard got close) the perimeter until Janna found spot where the fence had been curved.

She lifted a heavy rock away from the bottom of the chain link fence, revealing an area where the metal was weakened and could be bent easily.

"Go ahead and move the fence up." Janna whispered. This should be an educational trip. Really teach the kids lessons they need to know.

Star pulled the fence towards them, but Janna interupted and "accidentally" touched Star's hand.

"My bad, I should have been more specific. You want to push it away from you so the bottom comes out the other side." Janna told her and did as she said.

"Uh, why?"

"Because then you'll be going with the grain, not against it. If you pull it towards you, your clothes could get caught and you make a lot more noise in general. This way you just slip through in the direction the fence is going."

"Ohhhh." Star nodded her head and tried to look like she was sincerely understanding the concept, Janna knew this wasn't true.

Star has a lot to learn about being a criminal.

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The two girls successfully made it into the junkyard. They both were sifting through a pile of metal in the back of a rusty pickup truck.

Janna felt Star shiver next to her and she realized that the entire time they were out, Star only had a dress on.

"Are you okay?" Janna asked, still looking through the junk.

"Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, I'm a little cold-"

"Do you want my jacket?" Janna answered a little too quick.

"What? No. I can't take your jacket, you'll be cold then."

"I don't know about you but I'd rather have me, a person who has had the security of a jacket all night, be cold than you, a nice princess who has been wearing a dress all night, be cold."

Star stopped moving the metal around for a moment and stared at the a random piece of aluminum for a second.

"Yeah, okay."

Janna rolled the jacket off her shoulders, realizing that she only had a tank top under it, and transferred it to Star's shoulders.

Star slipped it on and Janna buttoned up the front for her.

Janna got to the top button, the one that she always struggled with, and attempted to click the two sides together with ease.

But of course the gods were not in the Philipina's favor and made it extra difficult this time.

Star giggled until Janna finally won over the jean jacket. The bluenette and the blonde's eyes connected for a moment and they just stood there.

After awkwardly staring into each other's faces for a while, Star cleared her throat.

"Uh, thanks, Janna."

"Yeah, sure, no...no prob Bob."

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After the two's awkward encounter a question was presented. How would they carry all their hidden treasure? The two went in search for some sort of wagon, or backpack.

Janna decided to go a little closer to the security tower lights in order to see what they're touching.

The girls searched for a while, and a while more, and so many whiles later that now we're here.

"Hey, Janna can I talk to you about something?" Star asked suddenly.

"Go for it."

"Okay, well it's more like admitting something more than telling something."

Janna swallowed hard, "I'm listening."

"Okay, earlier today I was a little upset with you because I... I really wanted those nachos and movie night."

"Oh? Okay, that's fine I guess?"

"Yeah it is but...ugh...that's not why I was upset."

Janna was deeply confused. What the heck is Star going on about. It doesn't really matter to her if Star is a little upset with her (that was a lie). And for what? Nachos?

Actually that's understandable.

"It's weird to say." Star said.

"Um, okay? What ever it is you can tell me, Star."

"Fine. I'm upset because I wanted to spend time with, Marco I guess."

Janna paused for a second. Again, what the heck is Star babbling about.

"Uh, Star you live with the dude. You spend quite enough time with him." Janna told her, adding a little venom to the 'quite.'

"Yeah, I know, but movie night is like, the only time he's not with Jackie."

Janna could be interpreting this completely wrong. This could all be a misunderstanding. But for some reason Jackie's name made something click in Janna's brain.

Like a puzzle piece that you lost and the entire puzzle is done except of that one spot in the middle. Then a month later you find that piece and boom.

The puzzle is complete.

Janna turned her head, more upset than she realized.

"You still like Marco!"

"What! No! I don't like Marco!"

"Yes you do, Star! I'm suprised you haven't been talking about him all night!" Janna yelled.

"You wouldn't get it!" Star yelled back, looking angrier than Janna's ever seen her.

"I wouldn't get what, Star? I wouldn't get what?"

"I don't need to tell you!" Star's face turned red and she turned around with her arms crossed, leaving Janna to stare at her own clothing.

Janna, being as mad as she was, walked up to Star and turned the girl around.

"Um, I think you do!" Janna pushed a finger into Star's chest.

"Do you know what it feels like Janna? Do you know what it feels like to love some one and no matter what you do, they love you not?" Star asked angrily, looking on the verge of tears.

Janna was too upset though. The question left her a little mad to say the least.

"Yes I have, actually!" Janna said without realizing, her tendency want to have the last word kicking in.

Star, expecting to hear a no, went from upset to angry again.

"Oh yeah? Who then?" Star shouted getting into Janna's face this time.

"With you!"

There wasn't time for Janna to blush at what she said and be sorry.

There wasn't time for the color to drain from Star's face when she realized that Janna had a crush on her the whole time.

There wasn't time for the two girls to kiss and make up.

Janna already shoved Star onto a pile of junk and created a avalanche of garbage around them.

Every guard that didn't already hear the pairs shouting most definitely heard the trash collapse like it was 'The Shot Heard Around the World.'

Yelling from came from the distance and Janna and Star glanced at each other, mouths open.

Janna grabbed Star's arm and ran for it. She ran and led the princess through the yard. Not caring if she ran into flashlights. Not caring if every time she fell she earned a new scar, or that the cold air felt like it tore her skin when she ran against it.

When she ran against the grain.

Janna eventually found it though. She eventually found the part of the fence that had been bended. The only entrance and exit they could find.

Janna practically shoved Star out the other end. Star was going to stay, going to help but Janna yelled at her to run. She told Star that she would be right behind her.

And maybe it is less scary than it seems. Maybe these words and this format and the context make this seem like a horror film. I assure you it's not. But that did not make this any less terrifying for Janna.

The very thing that Janna told Star when they made it to the entrance.

"If you pull it towards you, your clothes could get caught..." Janna's words echoed in her mind when it happend.

When she crawled through the fence she went against the grain.

Her clothes got caught on the fence.