Reverse Batfamily will be suggested you guys but this is centered around the young justice team. Might do one where Dick is lil bit more innocent but for now, enjoy...

Wally walked into the training area confused. Artemis was sparring with Kaldur and Connor was beating a punching bag to death in front of M'gann. Dick was on the rings (is that what they're called? Prolly not).  They stopped when Wally walked in. "Guys, can I ask you a question?" he asked. Dick carried on but still kept an ear on the conversation. "Fire away," M'gann replied. "Well we were talking about bites in class and I'm still a little confused by it," he explained. "Can I ask you questions about it?" They nodded and he carried on. "So if you bite it and you die it's poisonous and if it bites you and you die it's venomous that part I get. But what if it bites me and it dies?" he asked. 

"Then you're poisonous," Kaldur answered.

"Ok, what if it bites itself then I die?" he asked. Artemis smirked, 

"It's voodoo," she answered, earning a small laugh from M'gann.

"What if it bites me and someone else dies?" he asked. Connor took this one, 

"That's correlation not causation."

"What if we bite eachother and neither of us die?" he asked. They stayed silent in thought. "That's kinky," Dick said, jumping off the rings. 

"WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD?" Artemis yelled. He giggled and ran away. 

"DUDE NO!"

Meanwhile at  Batcave

Jason, Tim, Damian and Bruce sat in absolute silence at the words that just came out of Dick's mouth. "JASON! WHY WOULD YOU TEACH HIM THAT?" Tim yelled. All eyes set upon him disapprovingly. "IT WASN'T ME. MAYBE BRUCE SAID IT OVER THE PHONE WHILE HE WAS AROUND!" Jason yelled back. All eyes turned to Bruce. 

"IT WASN'T ME! TIMOTHY DID YOU TEACH HIM THAT?" Bruce yelled. 

"WHAT? NO, IT WAS PROBABLY DAMIAN!" he shouted.

"HOW DARE YOU DRAKE! IT WAS PROBABLY THAT WEST!" They settled that it was the young speedsters fault. But in truth.... Jason taught him it.