Chapter 2: Meet the Gwenpool

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We then see a title card that says Meet the Gwenpool and the camera cuts to Gwendolyn in her normal clothes heading to the park and she sits at a bench and she is reading a book.

Gwendolyn: "Now what to do on my Meet the Team bit. I know."

Later, we see Gwendolyn at the mall and she is shopping for some new weapons and apparel.

Gwendolyn: "Hey I'm Gwendolyn Poole, I'm an average normal girl at age 19 who can break the 4th wall by day."*makes the purchase*"But by night-"

Later at night on the rooftops, we see Gwendolyn in her outfit at Gwenpool and she's looking over the city.

Gwendolyn: "I am the one and only Gwenpool, I am second in command of my team, I live in an abandoned bread making factory where it is hidden from everyone's eye, I am dating my idol Deadpool, our dates are the jobs we go on. I am also club president of a secret club called the Poolies and we have our club meetings secret."

Gwendolyn then jumps off the building and then catches a flagpole and then makes a small landing on a subway train. The train then makes its way to a station and then jumps off the train and makes her way to a broken pipe and when she pulls it a secret door opens and she enters it as the door closes itself behind it. She was now in her secret clubhouse that is hidden from the world.

Gwendolyn: "And this is our secret clubhouse, the House of Deadpool."

We cut to Gwendolyn looking around the House of Deadpool and showing the audience around.

Gwendolyn: "We do all kinds of stuff here, we find jobs like any other mercenary, we make some equipment, we do combat training, and most of all we even get large amounts of weapons for all our jobs. All in the name of our idol, Deadpool. Speaking of which."

Everyone in the House of Deadpool then turns to you and your team and they all surround you all.

Scout: "Jeez, there's like 100x times more people than the guys who snuck into our base!"

(Y/N): "I didn't expect this club to be this big, okay?"*Sighs*"We may need a bigger base in case there's more."

Spy: " That is a good idea."

You then see some fangirls who wore the same costumes as you and they were hugging your arm.

Fan girls: "Hi Deadpool."

Scout: "Man you got groupies pool, lucky."

(Y/N): " Yeah, not sure how many people the base can handle. Spy, see if you can find an area with, bigger space."

Gwendolyn: "Deadpool, our underground clubhouse is big enough for all of us."

You and the team then see a lot of fanart, comic books, action figures, and of you and the team.

(Y/N): " Okay and how many people can it hold?"

Gwendolyn: "5,000 and counting, but we built it to hold 10 million people at once."

(Y/N): "Wow, that's a lot of Poolies."

Gwendolyn: "It's superproof, nothing comes in and nothing comes out."

Spy: "What do you mean by superproof?"

Gwendolyn: "Super hearing, x-ray vision, you name it and we made this place invisible to it."

Engineer: "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, you really thought of everything."

Gwendolyn: " Yeah the last thing we want is a Superhero discovering our base, considering you are a wanted criminal now Deadpool. Anyways, I got a job for all 11 of us to handle. It's a job from Hydra."

(Y/N): "Hydra?"

Gwendolyn: "I know it's stupid to work for Aim!"*hugs you tightly*"Please forgive me!"

(Y/N): "Hey hey, no sweat, we sometimes work for bad guys too. If our employers are pricks or big jerks or run an evil terrorist organization or company we usually give them a little surprise."

Scout: "We leave them with a bomb to blow up their faces, we even got paid to kill a hot chick's exhusband to blow up his yacht for lying to his kid about her rewards. She has a whole wall filled with fake trophies, even her beauty pageant awards are fake and she is just as hot as her mother."

Gwendolyn: *gasps*"You met Kelly and Taylor, the mother and daughter from The Ridonculous Race. I got that show on DVD and I love how they grew as a family."

(Y/N): "I got Ridonculous Race on DVD too, and all the seasons of Total Drama as well."

Gwendolyn: "Me too. So about the job?"

(Y/N): "We're in."

Gwendolyn: "Alright, the mission is to go and recover a biological weapon from the Savageland, Red Skull told me you'll know when we see it."

(Y/N): " Okay, sounds easy enough, anything else we need to know?"

Gwendolyn: "They said it came from another world."

Spy: " And pray tell, what is this savage land?"

(Y/N): " Prehistoric jungle in the heart of Antarctica, it's filled with dinosaurs, prehistoric plants, bugs, cavemen and cavewoman."

Scout: " Uh yeah that's a lot."

Spy: "Indeed."

(Y/N): "Come on guys, you haven't heard about the amount of money they're paying us."

Gwendolyn: "60 million dollars, that's how much they're paying us."

Scout: " Alright we're in."

Later, we see you and the others were on a quinjet to Savage Land.

Engineer: "Where did you get this quinjet?"

(Y/N): "I borrowed it."

Meanwhile at Stark Industries, we see Tony Stark looking at graffiti on the ground saying that is an IOU for a quinjet.

Tony: "Deadpool."

Back to you, we see you land the quinjet into the Savage Land and find a landing spot to land on.

(Y/N): "Alright team, let's do this."

You and the others got out of the quinjet and looked around the Savageland and you all encountered a hero named Ka-Zar and his brother Zabu. Ka-Zar then sees you and recognizes you.

Ka-Zar: "You must be Deadpool?"

(Y/N): " Yeah and who are you Tarzan?"

Ka-Zar: "Ka-Zar actually, and this is my brother Zabu."

Scout: *whispers to Sniper*"Not much of a family resemblance."

Sniper: *whispers back*" Got that right mate."

(Y/N): "Does this place secretly have an internet connection?"

Ka-Zar: "I don't know what that is, but follow us."

You and the team then follow Ka-Zar and Zabu to a construction site with a giant stone statue of you being built by cavemen and women.

Ka-Zar: "This is how I learned the name Deadpool."

Gwendolyn: "Cave Poolies!? Awesome!"

(Y/N): "I'm a celebrity in caveman land!? Cool."

Scout: "Dude, their chicks are wearing loincloth bikinis. I bet I can score a lady."

(Y/N): "I wonder if they're friendly?"

Narrator: "Exactly 3 minutes later this happened."

We see you and the team are tied up in ropes.

(Y/N): *to Scout* " You had to flirt with them didn't you?"

Scout: "Hey it's not their fault they're not as evolved as us."

Spy: " Well now you have just insulted their intelligence."

???(Headpool): "Hey, I know that guy. He's like me!"

You and the others then see a caveman bring in a pike that has the head of an undead Deadpool from another universe called Headpool.

(Y/N): " Uh, everyone else sees the talking head right?"

Everyone: " Yes."

(Y/N): *realizes*"Wait a second."*to Headpool*"What number is your reality?"

Headpool: "Earth-2149, the Marvel Zombies made by the same guy who created the Walking Dead. Name's Wade Wilson."*sees Gwendolyn*"And you have Gwenpool with ya."*sees the rest of the team*"And RED Team from Team Fortress 2, I'm sorry that Valve stopped updating your game."

Scout: " What's he jabbering about?"

Engineer: " Beats me."

Spy: "I think he has the same awareness as Deadpool."

Headpool: "Doing mercenary stuff, man those were the days. Killing people with guns, bombs, sharp pointy things and getting paid to do it, before that Sentry jerk came to my universe and ruin my career as the merc with a mouth, now I'm just a merc with half of a mouth. And ever since my escapades in the Florida Swamps I lost my body in the process. Name's Wade Wilson by the way."

(Y/N): "(Y/N) R. Mann, I'm a modified clone of Redmond Mann."

Headpool: "Oh I'm in one of those universes where a different guy takes the hero's mantle."

(Y/N): " That's great, hey can you do me a solid and tell your cave buddies not to eat us?"

Headpool: "For the sake of not reliving the interdimensional time loop of me losing my body over and over again. You guys are off the menu, for me and the cave guys."

We then see the cavemen and cavewomen undo the ropes on you and the team. You then notice something about the cavewomen.

(Y/N): " Hey uh, those girls are acting odd."

Headpool: "Well back in the prehistoric times, they bang the first guy they see. They didn't have dating apps or pickup lines back then."

You then see the cavewomen then start to hug you as you feel a bit uncomfortable as Headpool notices it.

Headpool: "Hey if you want to be called Deadpool, you have to act like Deadpool. A real Deadpool always jumps in the first chance of getting laid. For you, getting with the hotties."

(Y/N): "I don't know, I don't want to be one of those jerky guys that flirts with women for the fun of it."

Gwendolyn: " Yeah, he may not act like other Deadpools but that still makes him a hero."

Headpool: "You mean anti-hero right?"

Gwendolyn: "Whatever."

(Y/N): "Anyways, Headpool, we have to take you to Aim since they sent us here to bring you to them cause they think you're a bio-weapon."

Headpool: "Well the statue is gonna be done soon so that these cave people will worship you. Well alright, let's blow this popsicle stand. Careful I might have maggots."

(Y/N): "Scout, you carry him."

Scout: "No way, I'm not gonna be a zombie. That will limit my options to chicks who are crazy enough to bang dead guys."

(Y/N): "Alright fine, Pyro will carry Headpool."

Pyro: *mubbles* *shakes head no*

Gwendolyn: " He said he doesn't want to touch him."

Spy: "You can understand him?"

Gwendolyn: "He taught me to speak his language."

Scout: " He has his own language?"

Gwendolyn: " Yep, but he doesn't want to talk about how he made it."

Medic: "I will carry our little friend."*picks up Headpool*"We'll take him to Aim, after I take a little sample of him to study how this disease operates."

Then a blur of a blue light came out of nowhere as you and the others then saw Headpool was gone.

(Y/N): " Hey, someone pouched our bounty!"

Headpool: *offscreen*"Hey Scout, remember Death Battle?"

You and the others then turn to see a hero named Lena Oxton aka Tracer holding Headpool in her arms.

Headpool: "You flirted with a lesbian pal!"

(Y/N): "Hey that's our zombie, go find your own!"

Tracer: "Sorry love, can't let Aim get their hands on this bioweapon."

Tracer then blinks off as you and the team goes after her.

(Y/N): "Let's just hope she's alone."

You and the others then go right around the corner and then see Tracer with Mercy, Reinhardt, Soldier 76, Mei, Echo, Briggette, Bastion, and Genji and they're fighting off Widowmaker, Reaper, Doomfist, Moira, Sigma, and Sombra as they were fighting over Headpool.

Heavy: "Babies fighting over talking head!"

(Y/N): "Overwatch and Talon are at each other's throats over Headpool."

Headpool: "Hey guys."

You and the team see Pyro holding Headpool in his hands.

Headpool: "Is this the part where both groups see you and jump at you?"

You and the others then see both Overwatch and Talon saw you and point their weapons at you both.

Headpool: "Take that as a yes then."

We then see both groups attack your team as we see Heavy wrestling Winston, Sniper shooting at Widowmaker, Pyro shooting fire at Mei, Sombra hacking Engineer's builds, and so much more. You and Gwendolyn were fighting off against Reaper and Soldier 76 at the same time as you then knocked Reaper onto the ground and then Gwendolyn knocked Soldier 76 out and you grabbed Headpool.

(Y/N): "Quick guys to the quinjet!"

You and your team then run off as both Overwatch and Talon chase after you.

(Y/N): "We need to lose them!"

Headpool: "I got an idea from the comics! All we need is a T-Rex!"

(Y/N): " Where are we gonna get a T-Rex?!"

You and the others then see a T-Rex burst through the trees and it sees you all and chases after you.

Headpool: "Feed him to me!"

(Y/N): "That is crazy enough to work!"

You then throw Headpool into the T-Rex's mouth as the T-Rex then feels Headpool biting its tongue. The T-Rex then spits Headpool out of its mouth and then the infection starts to take effect on the dinosaur turning it into a zombified dino.

Winston: "We need to destroy that thing before it infects the mainland!"

Both Overwatch and Talon then attack the dinosaur at the same time as you then catch Headpool and head to the quinjet and fly out of the Savage Land as we see Demoman pull out a device that triggers an explosion beneath the zombie dinosaur and kills it instantly.

Demoman: "Oh they have to glue that thing back together, in HELL!"

Later, at Aim, we see you and the other grab the suitcase full of cash and give that briefcase that holds Headpool in it to Modok.

(Y/N): "Thank you for hiring us Mr. Modok."

Modok: "You did well for mercenaries."

(Y/N): " Your welcome, now about our payment."

Modok: " Your payment is in unmarked bills."

An Aim scientist gives you the briefcase of money and when you open it, you see the money in it.

(Y/N): "Thank you for hiring us sir."*closes the briefcase* " If you are ever in need of us, you know who to call."

Later, back at base, we see you set up a display case and you pull off the covers and it was Headpool inside the case.

Headpool: "Hey this is not an Aim laboratory."

(Y/N): "We got the cash and they got the bomb."

Meanwhile back in Aim, when Modok opens the briefcase the bomb inside of it goes off and it blows the entire Aim laboratory to kingdom come. Back to you.

(Y/N): "Sucks for them. Now, I think you would make a great fit to the team."

Headpool: "Phew, for a minute there this place was gonna be the next Earth-2149."

(Y/N): "We talked it over with Overwatch and Talon and they let us off the hook."

Headpool: "Sweet, hey can you get me a propeller hat? I want to be your wingman, literally and figuratively. I bet I can score you a date with Tracer."

(Y/N): "You said she was a lesbian."

Headpool: "Hey don't worry, she'll come around."

(Y/N): " She already has a girlfriend."

Headpool: "Well don't you have the Continuity Stone. You can use it to make her bisexual."

(Y/N): "Forget it, it will be bad for her and me if we dated."

Later, we see you at Sweet Justice and you are in civilian clothing and Tracer is in civilian clothing as well.

(Y/N): "Why are you here?"

Tracer: "I was looking for my blind date."

(Y/N): "My co-worker set me up on a blind date. But don't you have a girlfriend?"

Tracer: "I do, but Emily wants to open our relationship. So she sets me up with a blind date."*looks around and whispers to you*"I know you're Deadpool."

(Y/N): " And your Tracer." *Sighs* " This is not a good idea, you're an agent of Overwatch and I'm a mercenary, it's not gonna work."

Tracer: "Got that right. Well...I am kinda curious about what kissing a boy feels like."

(Y/N): "I don't think that's a good idea, I haven't had my first kiss yet."

Tracer: "Well think of this this way luv, it's your first kiss with a girl and my first kiss with a boy. And there's no one around but us."

(Y/N): "Okay."

You and Tracer then kiss each other on the lips and then pull back.

Tracer: "That was interesting."

(Y/N): "Yeah it was."

Next: Chapter 3: Adventure in the Multiverse

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