Leo and Lizzie burst into Señor Hueso's office

Leo: Señor Hueso! You gotta help us!

Lizzie: it's really important!

Hueso: Certainly. I will begin by teaching you how to leave. Although Lizzie can stay Buh-bye

Lizzie: no you don't understand!

Leo: this is an emergency! You won't believe what happened! I opened a portal and my brother's I fell in but then I came out fine but when they came out they didn't come out! My brothers are gone!

Lizzie I know it's called porthole jacking but I have no idea where they could be!

Hueso: your right this does sounds like a classic case of portal jacking

Leo: Uh duh! What's portal jacking?

Lizzie: i explained this to you. Some yokai can switch the portals destination

Hueso: those yokai are pirates and they especially target the portal maker if he is shall we say lame

Lizzie: my boyfriend is not lame!

Hueso: boyfriend?

Leo: yeah that's right we're an official couple! Anyway you'll have plenty more chances to zing us while you help me find my brothers. Vamonos!

Hueso: While I would like to help my favorite customer you're not him

He points to a picture of Todd on the wall

Lizzie: that's fair Todd is super nice

Hueso: and I do not go to the Hidden City. Look on the bright side you'll get used to the crushing loneliness!

Lizzie: I've recently had a few experiences where I felt alone and believe me it's not a good thing. Plus me and my mom have been coming here since I was a little kid

Leo: also my brothers and I buy enough pizza to put hueso junior through bone college. Have you seen our frequent buyer card?

Lizzie: we're only asking for one favor in return

Hueso: Fine I will show you the way to the Hidden City but my help ends there.

Lizzie: oh actually I know plenty of ways to the hidden city. It's finding the pirates we need your help with

Hueso: very well I will tell you where to find the pirates but that's where my help ends

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Lizzie showed Leo and Hueso to a dumpster that led to the hidden city

Leo: The Hidden City is in the trash?

Lizzie: plenty of ways to get there this is just the closest one

Hueso: it also fits you best

Lizzie: Rude

Leo: alright here we go!

Hueso: No. I will give you both a map-

Leo grabbed Hueso and jumped into the entrance with Lizzie

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The three of them land in the hidden city

Lizzie: ok where to now Hueso?

Hueso: You fools! You should not have brought me here!

Leo Lizzie and Hueso saw the hidden city police in a hot air balloon coming towards them

Officer: Halt! Hidden City police! Hueso! How dare you show your skull here! We're taking you in!

Hueso ran off and Leo and Lizzie followed him

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The three of them eventually got far enough so that the police weren't following them

Leo: Senor Hueso are you a wanted man?

Hueso: yes!

Lizzie: why didn't you mention this before?

Hueso: because I'm a wanted man!

Lizzie: oh yeah...

Leo: You are full of surprises Hueso

Hueso: you have no idea

He jumped on a giant bird and it started flying away

Hueso: So long amigos!

Lizzie: get back here!

Leo and Lizzie both grabbed onto the birds legs

Hueso: Do you have any idea how much danger you have both put me in?!

Leo: we do now so where we going?

Hueso: Where the police dare not go

Leo: Splinter's laundry pile?

Lizzie: New Jersey?

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Leo lizzie and Hueso arrived at the docks

Leo: the docks Interesting vibe. Sort of Cape Cod meets state prison

Hueso: Okay here is the plan. You two stay here and I will find a way back to New York

Leo: Dude let me say this in a language you can understand. No! We saved your tailbone back there you owe us

Lizzie: besides going on your own does not seem like a good idea

Hueso: Ok pepino and gata If this is the only way I get out of here in 206 pieces I will give you what you need

He pointed to a small yokai dog

Hueso: Do you see that one over there? That one knows everything you need to know. Now you go show him who is the tog dog

Lizzie: ahem

Hueso: oh and top cat

Lizzie: thank you

Leo: hard as nails!

Leo and Lizzie walked up to the small yokai dog

Leo: Listen pipsqueak. I'm top dog she's top cat and you're gonna answer our questions!

Lizzie: could you tell us what you know?

Suddenly the big dog yokai walked up to them

Top dog: You hassling my grandma?

Lizzie: no of course not-!

Grandma: He says He's top dog.

Top Dog: I'm top dog!

Top Dog beat up Leo

Lizzie: Hey! Leave my boyfriend alone!

Top Dog: oh yeah? And what are you going to do about it?

Lizzie tripped him and he fell on the floor. Then Leo was able to stand up

Lizzie: you ok?

Leo: Not really... Señor I didn't do so good-

Leo and Lizzie saw Hueso running away

Leo: you are not ditching us here!

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They both chased after Hueso and Leo tackled him

Leo: You set us up!

Hueso: I did yes

Lizzie: I thought we were friends!

Leo: I oughta portal you right back to the cops

Hueso: With no sword?

Lizzie: wait what?

Leo stood up and saw his sword was gone. Lizzie saw she still had her scythe behind her back

Leo: Portal jacked again!? First my brothers and now my sword. What's gonna happen the next time? Oh wait there won't be a next time because I have no sword

Lizzie: we'll get your sword back. I still have my scythe if you want to borrow it.

Leo: thanks Liz but who am I without my signature sword?! It's part of what makes me so recognizable!

Hueso: There there. You will be fine. Goodbye

He starts to leave

Leo: we will not be fine! There's no team with just a faceman and loyalty! I need my brainy guy and my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy! I'm nothing without them!

Lizzie: that's what I team is!

Leo: but you wouldn't understand. At least your heart made of bone too. Adios Hueso...

Hueso: I do know what it is like to lose someone. I will help you

Lizzie: thank you

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Leo Lizzie and Hueso go to a shop by the docks

Hueso: The theft of your sword might be a blessing in disguise. This shop is known for selling stolen weapons. The portal thieves may come here to unload your sword-

Leo: there they are!

Leo pointed to the thieves that stole his sword

Lizzie: well that was easy

Leo: There they are! Bonehead you're a genius. Hot soup!

Leo kicked one of the thieves in the face and got his sword back

Leo: oh yeah baby!

The bigger thief was to ready Leo

Lizzie: Apártate!

Lizzie electrocuted the thief before he could hurt Leo

Leo: I didn't know you spoke Spanish Liz!

Lizzie: you've been saying Spanish words all day so it's hard not to know

Leo: good point

Hueso found a bag that said 'queen Alexis'

Hueso: the queen Alexis!

Leo: That must be the chip where they've got my bros. Raph Mikey I guess maybe Donnie I'm coming for you!

Hueso: We'll need diguesses to get onboard

Lizzie: time to go undercover

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The three of them walked to the beach while wearing pirate outfits but Leo had two eyepatches and couldn't see

Hueso: You went with two eyepatches?

Leo: I think I know what I'm doing.

He bumped into a pole

Lizzie: here let me help

She took one of Leo's eyepatch's and put it on

Lizzie: is that better?

Leo: much better. So where's the ship Hueso?

Hueso pointed to a pirate ship in the sky

Hueso: there!

Leo: Sky pirates you are going down!

Leo took out his sword

Lizzie: be careful Leo! So far most of the portals you open get portal jacked!

Leo: I got this one!

He was able to open a portal

Hueso: Wait we need to formulate a-

Leo pushed Hueso into the portal then he and Lizzie jumped in

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Leo Lizzie and Hueso landed on the ship

Hueso: plan...

Leo: Don't worry my plan is to wing it

Lizzie: it's actually worked most of the time

Hueso: Oy vey...

All of a sudden yokai pirates surrounded them

Yokai pirate: Who be ye?

Leo: Who be ye? We be yar ships entertainment. I'm Captain Bluemask this is my first mate Ariel and this is our hilarious sidekick Jolly Roger. Allow me to tell you my about great adventures!

Hueso: please do not do this

Lizzie: to late

Leo started singing a sea shanty

Leo: tis I who lead this
fearsome crew with all
dagger swagger and
daring yes look at me
a main attraction with
the story full of daring
action perhaps you'll
finally not ignore us!

None of Pirates clapped

Hueso: that was so lame it requires a peg leg

Lizzie: oh come on that was a good song

Leo: now that you know who we are what's the deal with portal jacking? anybody done any of that lately?

Pirate Yokai: That hits too close to home I'm starting to think they are not real pirates

The captain walked onto the deck

Hueso: Piel

Piel: It's Captain Piel to you. Be careful my crew It is the most wanted pirate in the Hidden City

Leo: Wait a second. You were a pirate? Dude you're killing it today!

Lizzie: when this is over will you tell us all the adventures you've been on?

Hueso: I was never a pirate. He tricked me into going on one mission and I'm forever branded a criminal in the Hidden City

Piel: You were such a coward. You ran away from a basic plundering. Ha! you should have heard his bones rattle

Lizzie: how long ago was this exactly?

Hueso: I was but a child. But I fear you now more Hermono

Leo: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Hermono? You guys are-

Hueso: Yes we are brothers

Lizzie: huh that actually makes a lot of sense

Hueso: One last chance Piel. Leave this life and we can be brothers again

Piel: do you know the old saying skin and bones do not mix

Leo: if Donnie was here he would say they literally do.

Lizzie: true but this isn't a good time

Hueso and Piel started sword fighting

Leo: Okay maybe you're better off without my brother but I'm still gonna get mine

Leo was about to open a portal but was surrounded by pirates again

Pirate: Looks like your done matey

Then Lizzie electrocuted all of the pirates

Lizzie: stay away from my captain!

Leo: nice one Liz! Time to get my brothers back!

Hueso: Pepino This has never worked!

Leo opened a big portal above the ship and Raph Donnie and Mikey fell out of it

Leo: whoa that actually worked! I mean hey! Check it out I freed you from your pirate prison. You're welcome!

Raph: Pirate prison?

Mikey: You portalled us to Tahiti!

Lizzie: wait what?

Donnie: The sewers there are fabulous!

Leo: come on! Help us fight these guys!

Mikey: No! I want a refill on my coconut

Raph: Take us back to Tahiti!

Donnie: More Tahiti!

Lizzie: that place dose sound better then here. What do you say Leo? Ready for a vacation?

Leo: you know it! Tahiti here we come!

Leo opened another portal and all the pirates fell in and then it closed

Donnie: oh is this Tahiti? Well then allow me to make a sand angel in this lovely soft wooden sand. I'm being sarcastic

Lizzie: yeah we know

Leo: Okay not what I meant to do but I got rid of the Pirates!

The everyone saw the hidden city police in a hot air balloon coming towards them

Officer: You sure did I was bravely surveilling the siturationand we saw what happened. You're a hero Hueso

Hueso: Then I am off the most wanted list?

Officer: Well you are now

Hueso: Gracious Pepino and fats

Leo: No Problem bone man

Lizzie: but no more lying and setting us up anymore

Hueso: you have my word. What do you suppose has become of my brother?

Leo: I guarantee I sent him to the worst place possible