Logico: *points at Entity* He runs a pharmacy without the P.
Entity: I crave violence.
*****
Irratino can't ski
Irratino: *screaming as he goes down the hill*
Logico: *chases after him* PIZZA, IRRATINO, PIZZA!
*****
He just wanted a murder-free vacation
Logico: Forget about touching grass. I need to touch the SEA. I need to go in the water!
*****
At the luxury high-end international rich people prison
Miss Saffron: *gets sent there and meets the other murderers of the week*
Assistant Applegreen: Wanna do something foolish?
Saffron: Do you even have to ask?
Meanwhile Logico: Next to Mondays I have also started to hate Sundays with the reoccurring murders that happen in PRISON.
*****
Interviewer: How often do you solve murders in a week?
Logico: Oh like, one.
Interviewer: Once a week? Shockingly frequent, but I guess it's manageable.
Logico: Nah nah nah nah, everyday-
*****
Why Irratino dislikes maths
Logico: No one's answering? I guess I'll have to call someone out.
Obsidian: GET DOWN!
Logico: You.
Irratino: 42?
Logico: Wrong.
Chairman Chalk: THEY GOT IRRATINO!
*****
Child!Logico: Daddy?
Irratino: DO I LOOK-
Logico: *wheezing*
*****
Irratino: What are those?
Logico: Those are my chanclas.
*****
Irratino: Yo, can I have a sip of that water?
Logico: It's not water.
Irratino: It's not?
Logico: It's vodka, PUSS-
*****
Multifandom cuz yes
Science!Sans: *holding a camera while Logico and Surge (human) posed* Alright, can you guys say "Coloradooo"!
Furno: *skis past them* I'M A GIRAFFE!
Surge: *collapses while wheezing*
*****
Breez: Mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
Logico:
Logico: Can you like, just curse?
*****
Irratino: *drunk* Back at it again at Crispy Cream's.
Irratino proceeded to do a spin kick, knocked the sign down and flopped onto the floor.
Sci: ... How do you deal with him?
Logico: I don't.
*****
Fanfic: Irratino turned another pocket inside out, and then shook out his sleeves, disgorging a cascade of crumpled papers, candle stubs, and - were those vials of blood?
Me: Irratino, what the FUCK
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Fanfic: Irratino: "It's a decoder ring. It's for you." Logico: "It's very nice. Thank you?"
Me: Motherfucker he just PROPOSED TO YOU-
*****
Logico: *plays some song on Insta* We're going on a trip in our favourite rocketship.
Surge: GOING 45. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
*****
Mother: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!
Teen!Irratino: You said I should bring my grades up.
Mother:
Mother: I did say that. Let me see.
*****
Savage Planet be like
Stormer: What do we do know, kid?
Rocka: Now, we RUN!
*****
Post dating
Irratino: I got you some things-
Logico: Things? Plural?
Irratino: I know your car has been breaking down lately, so I got you a new one. I also bought some new clothes, a bit of jewelry, AND your favourite flowers.
Logico:
Irratino: I know it's not much, and I'm sorry-
Logico: No no, it's very generous of you. Uhm... I also got you something...
Irratino: Oh?
Logico: *inhales and holds up a Golden Retriever pup* It's really not much-...
Irratino: *le gasp* Oh mah gawd Logico, it's so adorable!!! Oh my god you didn't have toooo...
Irratino: *cuddles the puppy* I'm gonna treasure you forever.
Logico: *internally melting, mentally* What did I do to deserve someone like him?
*****
Logico: *sick in bed* At least some rest.
Irratino: *climbs in through the window*
Logico: What the fuck?
Irratino: I brought you tea, medicine and a weighted blanket.
Logico: ... I have no choice but to accept, huh?
Irratino: Yes.
*****
Fantasy AU
Irratino, immortal: *comes out of a room*
Obsidian, witch: ... Inspector, your neck and shoulder is REALLY fucked up.
Irratino: Mh? *notices the blood staining his shirt and coat* Ah shit, I didn't let it heal properly.
Logico, vampire: *walks out of the same room wiping a speck of blood from his lips* ... Am I interrupting something?
Obsidian: *realizes* Kinky motherfucker.
Logico: Woman, I was hungry!
Obsidian: I can tell.
*****
Bot: *hides his sight with his hand* Okay guys, don't look, but my ex-wife is over there.
His partners: *look to the said woman*
Bot: *sighs*
*****
How Zib teaches martial arts
Zib: Hold the opponent, and go for a dip.
Zib dropped the blank hero in a dip motion from dances.
Zib: Pull them back up, and then swiftly-
Upon pulling it back up Zib turned and threw it into the ground over his shoulder.
Zib: It should render them immobile for a moment, if done hard enough.
*****
Surge: How does Phantom react when he visits you at your bar?
Rocka: Two possibilities. One, when my shift almost ends:
Phantom: *immediately leaves and waits outside*
Rocka: Or two, when I'm still working:
Phantom: *hiding behind the bar*
Rocka: I don't know why he puts himself through that torture.
*****
Highschool AU
Zib: Supernovas are the hottest things in the universe.
Thresher: *from the half open door* Nah, you.
Class: *starts wheezing*
Zib: ... *Sighs*
*****
Future AU
Quadal: Hey Thresher, Zib's husband just arrived.
Thresher: Should I leave?
Quadal: StoObid, you're his husband and his other husband is also your husband!
*****
Irratino: *walks out of a store*
Guy behind him: Hey baby.
Irratino: *without turning around* Hello.
Guy: *confuzzled cuz he thought he was a woman*
*****
Irratino: People in their early twenties still refer adults older than them as adults. When do you think they stop and realize they are adults?
Logico: Shut up, I'm still a child just with a drinking permit.
Irratino: *wheezes* dRinKing PeRMit? So what's that in your sippy cup?
Logico: *takes a sip* Vodka.
(Headcanon: Logico is in his early/middle 20s, while Irratino is in his 30s)
Update: I changed Logico's age to 35, Irratino is 37
*****
They in some creepy ahh haunted mansion
Furno: Whose horse is that?
Breez: That's an axe.
_____
Surge: *gets jumpscared and screams*
Nex: Awoop, jumpscare!
Surge: You're on the internet too much
Nex: I kno.
_____
Stormer: Elevator is not working.
Evo: Open the noor.
_____
Bulk: The rocking chair is moving.
Stringer: Cheese.
Bulk: It stopped. The ghost ran to the fridge.
_____
Rocka: *hears a woman crying*
Ghost Woman: *proceeds to crawl towards him on all fours*
Rocka: *jumps onto a table* IT'S AN ANKLE BITER!!!
*****
Child AU then
Zib: *takes Bulk's hand to cross the road*
Now
Zib: *puts out hand*
Bulk, a grown ass man: *takes it and crosses the road with him*
Yes, I've decided to mash the two fandoms together.
I officially gave up on my original HF ask and dare book.
I'm sorry if some promised dares or questions didn't get answered, I just can't get myself to continue.
So uhmm... yeah.
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