On the way back, Angel noticed the expressions on all his friends. "What?" He said "What?", "WHAT?"?! What were you DOING?! " Vaggie shout as she tore her hair out. Angel Dust sighs. "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff? He said as he rolls his eyes. "Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!" Vaggie screamed "Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah!" Angel laughed. He proceeded to play with the car window button. "It wasn't that bad, anyway." He said. He almost gets hit with a knife thrown his way by Vaggie "Aw, come on! I had to!" He said as he brushes back his hair. My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!" He said as he suggestively pushes up chest floof. "Your credibility? What about the hotel's?!" She said as she gestures at Charlie. "Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! She shouted. Angel scoffed. "No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it!" He said. He began to look around the limo. This thing have any liquor. Can you please just try to take this seriously?" Vaggie pleaded. Angel flicked off a dust bunny "Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!" Angel said as he snapped his fingers at him. "Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?" Vaggie asked. Angel groaned. "Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!" He gripped. "I'm gonna kill 'em." Vaggie said as she sat back down in between Charlie and Leo. "Too late toots. Wait would that make me double dead? Hah,and where exactly do I go? To double Hell? Hahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me bitch. Get used to it."Laughed Angel. Vaggie muttered something in Spanish that Leo couldn't identify. "Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! Got bunch of fucking harlequin-looking babies down here." Laughed Angel. "You're one to talk." Mocked Vaggie. Leo snickered. "Hey! This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got creepy fan letters to prove it." Said Angel as he pulled a letter out of his cleavage. Vaggie growled. "That was really uncool you know Angel." Charlie said. Leo nodded in agreement. "Uncool"?!After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna want to stay at the hotel! All thanks to you, and your selfish bullshit!" Vaggie shouted at Angel. "Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" Angel asked. Vaggie motioned "What do you think?" "Ah well shucks." Angel said as he snapped his fingers. Charlie took off her jacket. "Hey, come on. We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax Vaggie, i-it'll be okay." Charlie said as she put her hand on Vaggie's shoulder. The limo pulled up into the front of the hotel and the four went inside. Vaggie sat on a nearby couch and groaned. Charlie sat on some crates and Leo sat next to her. And Angel went over towards a mini fridge and pulled out an ice pop. "Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha..." Angel stopped when saw Charlie was glum and Leo looked at him and shook his head is disappointment at Angel. Angel tried to comfort Charlie, but backed off. Leo hugged Charlie to comfort her. She then went outside to make a phone call to her mom. They were all at a loss at what they were gonna do. They had one shot to prove this idea, and Angel's selfishness blew it. But shortly after Charlie came back in, they got an unexpected visitor...

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"Say what now?" Charlie asked confused. "Help! Hahaha,hello? Is this thing on?Testing,Testing?" Alastor said as he tapped his staff. "Well I heard you loud and clear!" His staff said. "Um, you want to help? With...? Charlie started.  Alastor teleported behind her and Vaggie "This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it!" Said Alastor. Alastor noticed Leo, who hid behind Charlie's legs. "What do we have here? A little human?" Alastor chuckled. Vaggie poked him with her spear. "Touch one hair on his head, and you lose BOTH of your hands. She warned. "Anyway, Why do you want to help?" Charlie asked. Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus,aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!" Alastor chuckled. "Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?" Charlie asked. "Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment." Alastor said. "So does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?" Charlie asked. Alastor began to laugh. "Hahahahaha! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No no no no, I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this!" He said as he puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell. "There is no undoing what is done!" He said. "So then, why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?" Charlie asked. "Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! *pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her* I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!" Said Alastor. "Riiiight." Charlie said as she took Alastor's hand of her. Leo ran towards Vaggie and Angel because he was a little frightened by Alastor. "Yes, indeedy! Alastor said as he grabbed charlie by the waste. "I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?"

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"What's a pimp?" Leo thought to himself. "Well, I don't trust him!" Vaggie said. "Neither do I." Leo said. "Thank you!" Vaggie said. "To be fair,  do you trust any man? Any men? Men?" Angel asked. Vaggie and Leo went over to Charlie. "Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!" Said Vaggie. "Exactly.There is no way he actually wants to help, he HAS have something sinister in mind." Leo said. "I...*sighs* we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!" Charlie said. "To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in." She then put her hands on Vaggie's shoulders. "Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!" Said Charlie with a reassuring look on her face. "Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! "You don't take shit from other demons!"" She said. She then walked over to Alastor. "Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke." Said Charlie in a firm voice. "But I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no..." Charlie said as she gestured with her hands. "...tricks or voodoo strings attached." Alastor rolled his eyes at that last statement. "So its a deal then?" Alastor asked as he gestured for a handshake. Green smoke began to emerge. Charlie was about to shake his hand when she stopped herself. "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire." She said.Alastor rubbed his chin. "Fair enough." He said. "Hmm hm hmm hmm..." He hummed as he walked near Vaggie. :Smile, my dear!" He said as he tickled the underside of her chin "You know you're never fully dressed without one!" He continued "So where is your hotel staff?" He asked. "Uh, well-" She started as she gestured to Vaggie,Leo and Angel. " Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that." Alastor said as he walked over to Angel. " And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?" He asked Angel. "I can suck your dick!" Angel said.Vaggie was a little angry that he said that in front of Leo. "Hah!No." Alastor said.Angel scoffed. "Your loss." He said. "Well, this just won't do!" Said Alastor as he pulled out his mic staff. "I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up." At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up a figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the four behind him.The soot poofs off revealing a small cyclops demon wearing 1950's style clothing.

"This little darling is Niffty!" Said Alastor as he dropped Nifty. "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! eyes the four* Why're you all women? *lifts Charlie* Are there any men here?!" She puts Charlie down "I'm sorry, that's rude." She looks around"Oooh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! grabs a spider and crushes it* Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense." She then saw Leo. "Oh a human! Have you been full vaccinated? When was the last time you took a shower!" She says She stares away from them as she takes out a feather duster. "Oh my gosh, this is awful!" She then speed cleans throughout the hotel " Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" She then spots a cockroach and stabs it with a pin "Nope!" She said again. The five stare at Niffty as a voice coming from another demon can be heard nearby. It was a weird cat demon with bird like wings.

"Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys. Full Ho-" He's cut off by demonic distortions "-tel? What the fuck is this?" He then looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him "You!" He said with anger in his voice. "Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!" Alastor said. "Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" Husk shouted as the jackpot dissappears into nothingness. "Good to see you too!" Alastor says. Husk facepalms angrily. "What the hell do you want with me this time...?" He asked. "My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay?" Alastor asked. "Are you shittin' me?!" Shouted Husk. "Hmm... No, I don't think so!" Alastor said. Husk shoved Alastor off.  "You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?!" Husk screamed. "You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!" Alastor grins "Maybe!" He said. "I ain't doing no fucking charity job." Husk said angrily. Alastor then teleports behind him through his shadow. Husk then was a little surprised to see Leo. "Who's the twerp?" He asked. Alastor hit him on the head with his staff "OW!" Husk said. "Now Husky, that is no way to speak to child." Alastor said. "UP YOURS, MIC HEAD!" Husk said, flipping him off. Alastor hit him again. "Language." Alastor said  "Anyhow, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!" Alastor said as he gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic. "With your charming smile-" He said as he pulls Husks's lips into a forced smile "-and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend,I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish." Said Alastor as he made a bottle of cheap booze appear out of thin air.Husk stares at the booze for a second. "What? You think you can buy me with a wink-" Husk said as he fake winked "- and some cheap booze?!" He shouted as he grabs the booze and looked at it "...Well, you can!" And he downed the booze. "Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth, brothel, man cave!" Vaggie yelled. Angel Dust launched himself onto Vaggie "SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!" He said. "We are keeping this!" He said as he pointed to the bar. Angel began to flirt with Husk "Hey~" He said. "Go fuck yourself." Husk said as he continued to drink. "Angel lifted Husks face "Only if you watch me!" Angel said.Charlie then ran up to the bar. "Oh my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" She shouted as she tried to shake Husks hand. He then reached for his booze. "I lost the ability to love years ago.He said as he continues to down his booze. "So, whaddaya think?" Alastor asked as he pulled Charlie towards him. "This is amazing!" Said Charlie as she held her cheeks. "It's... okay." Vaggie said with her arms crossed. Alastor reels the two towards him. "Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!" He said.

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Everybody looked outside and saw it was Sir Pentious in his airship. "Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!" He shouted "Do I know you?" Alastor asked." Oh, yes you do!" Pentious retorted. "And this time, I have the element of- SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!" Pentious cackled. Soon a large cannon came out of the bottom of the airship. Alastors snaps his finger, and an otherwordly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside. Alastor then finishes it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is then grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror. Alastor then breaks the tension "Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...-" Leo looked up and saw that Alastor used his magic to change the sign to "Hazbin Hotel" "...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!" Alastor said sinisterly.