" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

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Your POV:

Bozo: Captain ! Captain Luffy !!

Chopper: Luffy !! I've missed you guys so much !!

"Sans": Man, you guys are looking worse for wear, what the heck happened ?

Chopper: Luffy !! Franky !! Nami ! Sogeking ?!

Duffy: ... It was like a cold chill shot through my whole body... The hell did that guy do... ?!

Bozo: Oh, but you've got to hear what happened to us... ! The thing is, Cocoa... Uh, I mean, Nico Robin...

Chopper: You guys really have changed in these two years, huh ? You must have got really strong... ! Hmm ?

Pirate: 'It's the Straw Hat pirates... What are they doing here by the roadside ?!'

Citizen: 'Well, the thing is, just now...'

Duffy: What did you say, Zoro ?! Nice Robin's been kidnapped ?!

Chopper: Uh-huh !! It's terrible, Luffy !! Robin's in trouble !!

Duffy: Who the hell kidnapped her... ?!

Bozo: That's the thing... We don't have a clue !

Chopper: It could be those slave traders ! Like before, with Camie !

Sans: 'We suspect, though, that is was somebody with a grudge against the real Nico Robin... They probably took her by mistake'

Duffy: Yeah, could be... the resemblance is uncanny.

Sans: Sucks to be her.

Chopper: Hey, stop whispering !

Duffy: Well, whatever. Leave her, this is her fate. So... What's this thing ?

Bozo: Huh ?! ... Very well, captain !

Chopper: Oi, Luffy !! Don't you get it ?! Robin's been kidnapped !!

Duffy: More importantly, we've gotta get all the hundred pirates we've recruited on this island gathered together in Grove #46 !! The "Long-nosed guy", the "Woman with long orange hair", a "Brat with a cape and a giant rucksack" and the "Tall bastard with sunglasses and a weird glove"... !! I WANT ALL FOUR OF 'EM FOUND SO WE CAN MAKE 'EM RUE THE DAY THEY EVER GOT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF STRAW HAT LUFFY !!

Sans: Fine, fine, roger that, or whatever.

Chopper: Hold on you guys !! Luffy !! Has your heart changed over these two years as well ?! I'm feeling so sad, I could cry... !!

Duffy: Like I said, what is this thing... ?!

Chopper: What about Robin ?! Are you all just going to let this happen ?! Dammit all !! I'm disappointed in you guys !! I'm gonna save her even if I have to do it alone !! Hang in there, Robin !!

Marines: '... Falling out among themselves... ?' There's no doubt about it... It would appear the appearances of Straw Hat Luffy and his crewmembers have changed significantly over the past two years... But there's no mistaking that strange pet. Those men.. Are the Straw Hat pirates !! They're still alive... !

Marine: This is Grove #43 !! We have visual confirmation on the Straw hat pirates ! It would appear that the Straw hats are planning to gather the pirates they have recruited for a meeting in Grove #46 !!

Officer: Good work, understood. Get there immediately and evacuate the citizens.

Marine: Yes sir !

Officer: The pirates are on the move !! Grove #46 !! We're up against the Straw hat pirates !! We're heading into the lawless regions !! Prepare for Battle !! Get troops to Grove #40, #42 and #44, ready to surround them !! Reinforcements should be coming from G1 !!

Sentomaru: I'll go on ahead.

Officer: Ah... Sentomaru-san... !!

Sentomaru: i'm taking the Px-5 and Px-7 with me.

Officer: Huh ?! You're mobilising the Pacifistas ?!

Sentomaru: of course. Are you underestimating the Straw hats ? It's been two years, they'll be even stronger than before. They're not on the same level as the rookies you're used to !! two years ago... Kuma's actions back then never were fully explained. But judging from his strange behaviour even after he lost his personality... I knew for sure that the Straw Hat pirates would show up on this island again someday... !! Let's go !!

Sandy: This is ridiculous !! We'd actually managed to capture the original pet of the real Straw Hats, and we let it get away !!

Bozo: My sides are aching... Ugh...

Duffy: What ?! That was a surviving member of the real Straw Hat pirates ?! Why didn't you say so ?! Get him back here, right now !!

Bozo: Whaaaa ?!

Sans: 'Heh. Suckers.'

Sandy: Easy for him to say !! Where are we even meant to look ?!

Bozo: We've completely lost sight of him ! The Sabaody's Archipelago's a big place, y'know ?! ... Can we stop running ?

Luffy: I guess I oughtta put the moustache like Hancock said, after all... She did say to make sure I don't cause a scene...

"And that's why I told you not to take the main streets. If you ask me, I'd say that giant rucksack is the most recognizable thing with you."

Sandy: Huh ?! 'Hey... isn't that... The "Brat with a cape and a giant rucksack" and the "Tall bastard with sunglasses and a weird glove" the captain was looking for... ?'

Bozo: The "Tall bastard" I agree on, but you call that a "Brat" ?!

Luffy: ... Huh ? You guys... !!

"... Hold on, something isn't right here..."

Zoro: I want... To go to the coast. I want to do some fishing...

Sanji: FORGET IT, YOU BIG DUMB BRUTE !!

Zoro: WHY ?! WHY DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE LIKES OF YOU, ANYWAY ?!

Sanji: What, you think I'm hanging around with you 'cause I want to ?! Hah !! I just don't trust you enough to leave you, wandering around this damn island again, you brainless Marimo !! We're all meeting up pretty soon, so just shut up and follow me, got that ?!

Zoro: ... Tch... i'm number 1. I don't need this kind of crap from you, Number 7.

Sanji: What, are you turning the order we arrived into some kind of ranking ?! Don't get al high-and-mighty just because by some miracle you actually managed to get here first !!

Zoro: Sure, whatever. Number 7.

Sanji: OH, THAT DOES IT !! YOU'RE GOING DOWN !! IT'S TIME YOU FELT THE FORCE OF THIS LEG I'VE BEEN TRAINING TO PERFECTION IN HELL FOR TWO YEARS !!

Zoro: BRING IT ON !! I'LL SLICE YOU IN TWO !!

Marine: This is Grove #46. A large number of rookies, believed to have joined the Straw Hat pirates on this island, have made their appearance. We've identified four captains. "Heavy wounds" Albion... Bounty 92,000,000 Berry. Lip "Service" Dhoti... 88,000,000 Berry. And the super-rookie brothers, "Wet-Hair" Caribou, and "Blood-spattered" Coribou.. !! if all of these men were to join forces with Straw hat Luffy... It could be a serious-

Officer: Hey !! What's wrong ?! This is bad !! Hurry up those reinforcement !!

Caribou: Oi, oi, oiiiiiii !! I hope I didn't just see you reporting in to your little military friends, now, did IIIIIIIIIII ?!

Marine: I... !! I didn't report in yet !! I was just about to contact them !

Caribou: 'Cause we couldn't have you doing that, now, could weeeee ?! Keheheheheh ! Why, this whole place would end up stained bright reeeeeed !! With your marine friends' blood, that iiiis !! Ain't that right, Coribou ?!

Coribou: Uh-huh !! Sorry, big bro dude !! I'm real sorry !!

Caribou: I'm over here, ya big lunkin' idiot !!

Coribou: I'm real sorry !!

Caribou: I ain't over there either !! Ya great hulkin' dimwit !!

Marine: 'Marine Killer Caribou...'

Caribou: THAT'S ENOUGH JOKIN' AROOOUND !!

*SHUNK*

Marine: AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH !!

Pirate: He really did it... He's just like the rumors say...

Caribou: O God, I beg your forgiveness !! Forgive this fool of a marine who was idiot enough to reach for his weapon an' try to kill meeee !!

Coribou: I'm real sorry !! Big God dude !! I'm real sorry !!

Caribou: BURY HIM, CARIBOU !! BURY THIS FILTHY SINNER OF A MARINE ALIVEEE !!

Coribou:Uh-huh !! Dig-huh, dig-huh...

Marine: W... Wait... please... ! You can't bury me alive... ! I haven't called anyone... I swear... !

Duffy: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT, CARIBOU !!

Caribou: Hmmm ?

Pirates: AAAAHHHHHH !! CAPTAIN STRAW HAT LUFFY HAS ARRIVED !!

Duffy: Forget that worthmess little marine bug !! Toss him out an' leave him ! An' take a good look around you, men ! You may not know these faces now, but from here on out, every one of you is a member of my crew !! Of the Straw Hat pirates !!

Pirates: YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!

Duffy: In other words... When I become the Pirate King... You guys are gonna be the crew of the Pirate King !!

Pirates: YEAAAAAAHHH !!

Duffy: And it's for that purpose that I need you all to be my arms and legs in the adventures ahead !! To put your lives on the line and fight to the end !!

Pirates: YEEEAAAAHHH !! It's like a dream ! I can't believe we get to join the crew of the man who's caused so much chaos at Enies Lobby, Impel Down and Marine HQ... All three of the World Government big stations !! That legendary pirate is actually gonna be our captain !! He'll be one of the big candidates to become Pirate King, no doubt about it. Talk about backing a winner !

Duffy: Now, there's only one reason I've gathered you all here today !! Some lowlife no-name scumbags have had the gall to disrespect me, your beloved boss !! And they're still somewhere here in the Archipelago !! I want you to hunt them down, and drag them kicking and screaming to me !!

Pirates: leave it to us, boss !! We'll never forgive those fools !!

Bozo: we've got quite a lot of 'em together now, huh... ?

Luffy: What, over there ? I'm looking forward to seeing everyone !! Still, you guys sure have changed these past two years ! Do you not talk any more ?

"P- Pfrrrrrrrrrrr... K- Khhh..."

Sandy: 'i can't help but feel like he's just laughing at us... And it looks like this moustachioed freak has some kind of connection to the real Straw hats... Who the hell are they ?

Bozo: 'I dunno, but our best chance of not giving anything away is to keep our mouths shut... !'

Luffy: I don't remember you two getting along so well, either... But it's been two years, I guess ! Your faces have changed, too ! Are you guys in disguise, too ?

'Luffy, I think it's better if you act like you don't know each other for the time being. Y'know, to not be suspicious...'

Luffy: 'Oh, got it, yes.'

Sandy: 'We're almost there, once we give him to the Captain, that'll be that.' Captain !!

Duffy: Call me big boss, ya numbskulls !!

Sandy: We didn't manage to find the original pet... But are these the guys you were looking for ?!

Chopper: AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!

Usopp: I KNOW, RIIIIIIGHT ?! CHECK OUT THIS INCREDIBLE BODYYYYY !!

https://youtu.be/BEei99o6eJo

Chopper: YOU'RE LIKE A MECH !! DO YOU SHOOT BEAMS ?! WHO CAN YOU "CONNECT" WITH ?!

Usopp: Calm down, Chopper !! You'll die of sheer excitement !!

Franky: That's right ! Bearing the dreams and wonders of all men, the machine, it comes alive !! And it's name is... Armored Me !!

Chopper: ROOBOOOOT !! ROOOOBOOOOT !!

Usopp: But, Franky... How ar you gonna do all your delicate ship-maintenance stuff with those gigantic hands ?

*Gzzzzz- Klak*

Franky: Whatever would you mean ?

Chopper: THE HAND !! IT CAME OUT !!

Usopp: A hand came out of the hand !!

Nami: Robin !!

Robin: Nami ! You look well !

Nami: What on Earth is up with that ridiculous body, anyway... ?

Robin: Ahahah... I can't say I understand it.

Franky: Hey, try pressing my nose !

Usopp: The nose ?

Franky: Yeah, just hold it down for about three seconds... Please-press-the-nose-for-a-period-of-three-seconds.

Chopper: He repeated himself ! In Robot-style !!

*POOMPH*

Usopp: THE HAIR !! IT CAME OUT !!

Chopper: Can you set up your hair ?!

Franky: Yeah, I can !! Oh, hey there, nami !

Nami: Yes, yes... What has he been doing for two years... ?

Chopper: Can I see your weapons, please ?! Can I see them ?!

Franky: *DVVVVVVV* *DVVVVVVVV* *DVVVVVVVV* No way ! That's the big event, so it won't be before Luffy and Y/n get back-Mecha.

Usopp: He moves like a Robot !!

Chopper: He added "Mecha" at the end !!

Rayleigh: Hello there !

Nami: Rayleigh-san ! Shakki !!

Rayleigh: It looks like the situation here has become a little complicated.

Brook: ... I see... ! So the marines... Very well. But I cannot leave right away... Yes... My fans are calling for an encore... They're very persistent, you understand. I must return to the stage.

Soldier: CHARGEEEEEEE !! THIS CONCERT IS OVER !! STOP THE MUSIC !!

Fans: Wha... ?!

Soldier: Acting captain of the Rumbar Pirates, known as "Humming Brook" !! Bounty of 33,000,000 Berry !! We have reason to believe that you and this pirate are one and the same !! Furthermore, we have information to suggest that you are currently an associate of the pirate "Straw Hat Luffy" !! SOUL KING BROOK !! No... PIRATE BROOK !! WE ARE PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST !!

Fans: No way... Brook-sama, a pirate ?! The Soul King, a criminal ?! He's a pirate... ?! But come on... Isn't Straw Hat Luffy supposed to be dead... ?!

Manager: It's all over, Brook !

Brook: Mr.Manager. I thought this might be your doing.

Manager: When you told us in the store that you wanted to quite the business... It was a real shock. Just when your popularity had really taken off, and we were all set to make a killing... !! You betrayed us, Soul King. Our business is doomed. So ain't it just fair that you just go down with us ?!

Soldier: DROP THE GUITAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD !!

Brook: ... The backing band... the chorus, the dancers ! Would you join me, in one last performance ?! Worry not, for my music has become powerful !

Manager: Are you crazy ?! It's all over for you, Brook !!

Brook: I thank you for all you have done for me over these two years ! And I thank you for bringing me here, to this island ! This island is an "Isle of regrets" for us, home to painful memories of defeat... But it is also an "Isle of new beginnings" !! And it is my duty to my crew to make our adventure an enjoyable one... !

Brook: Straw Hat Luffy... Dead, you say ? Utterly preposterous. Tell the world from me !! The pirate "Straw Hat" Luffy... IS ALIVE !! That man will one day be King of the Seas !! How could his embarkment on this new journey possibly be a quiet affair ?! Oh, babyyy !!

Press: HQ !! HQ, come in !! Breaking news ! This is huge !!

Brook: 'A message to my beloved companions... Luffy-san.. Let us sail onward, to the New World !!' Listen, my friends !! To this final soul melody !! YEAH !!

Soldier: Don't be ridiculous !! This concert is-

Fans: Shut up, marines !! Let us hear just one more song !! Just let him sing this once !! That's right !! Does it matter who the Soul King really is ?!

Brook: You see The music is my ally !! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR !!

Usopp: The marines ?!

Shakki: Yes. they've mistaken the fake Monkey-chan's crew for the real thing, and are mounting a serious operation. I've been tapping their communications, so there's no doubt about it. I've informed Brook-chan of the situation as well, though the Dendenmushi in the stadium. He should be joining us shortly.

Franky: Oh... ? So he's abandoning his life as a star.. That skeleton sure has guts.

Rayleigh: Nami-chan, I believe you are the navigator ? I'll tell you all about ho to direct a coated vessel. Make sure you pay attention.

Nami: R- Right ! I'll do my best !

Usopp: Well, what's this now ? Everyone's tension seems to be on the rise ! But, Rayleigh ! What about Luffy and Y/n ? They're still not...

Rayleigh: Don't you worry. These two have already arrived on the island.

Robin: That's nice to hear... !

Franky: I gave Sanji a baby Dendenmushi when he stopped by here at th ship. he's with Zoro right now.

Shakki: I see... Perfect. Well, we had better hurry It won't be long now before the Marines arrive. Looks like Monkey-chan and Y/n-chan are the only ones we haven't made contact with yet... But I'll just leave this Vivre card with you. That's what he'll be following, yes ?

Rayleigh: Grove #42 seems like a safe bet... It's right on the outer edge of the Archipelago. Get the whole crew together. It may get a little rough, but the time has come, after two long years... For you to set sail once more !!