" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Itomimizu: BOSS IS SENT SOARING IN THE SKY !!

Crew: BOSS !!

Itomimizu: The point of landing is... Outside the battlefield ! For the fateful battle of the third round of this Davy back fight, the captain VS captain combat round, Our boss, Foxy, has tragically fallen after 920 straight wins. The winner of this round is...

Luffy: I won't let you have, any of my friends... Even, if I die !!

Itomimizu: STRAWHAT... LUFFY !!!

Usopp: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, LUFFY !!

Nami: LUFFY !!

Crew: Even our boss... Lost ?! Don't just stand there !! Go save him !! I'll go !! Me too !! WAAH !! BOSS !!

Itomimizu: Foxy pirates VS Strawhat pirates... Under the three coin rule, for this Davy back fight... IS NOW OVER !!

Crew: BOSS !!

Usopp: You really made me worry, back there !! You !! You!!

Chopper: You're poking too hard ! Are you trying to kill him ?!

Nami: I was scared, too. All that talk about the afro making you strong...

Sanji: Nami-san, the afro does make you strong !

Luffy: ... Huh !! The game ? What happened to the fight ? Didn't I win ? Was I dreaming ?!

"Relax. You did win."

Luffy: Ah... That's good...

Chopper: Yup.

Usopp: I wasn't worried for a second.

Sanji: My ass.

Zoro: I thought about it. If I left this ship, I'd have no point in being a pirate anymore.

"Breaking news: the Foxy pirates mysteriously disappear. But seriously, I have no business outside this crew."

Robin: He he...

Crew: Boss ! You should be resting !!

Foxy: Hey. Strawhat ! It's all because of you that I've lost my perfect record... Not bad. Bro.

Crew: B- Boss...

Foxy: ... EAT THIS !! OVERHEAD THROW OF VENGEANCE !!

Crew: BOSS !!

"Idiot 'till the end..."

Foxy: Fine ! Let's just get this over with ! What do you want ?!

Itomimizu: That's right ! The last part of the game still needs deciding !! the winner, captain Strawhat, gets to take a new crew member !! They seem to be looking for a shipwright... In that case, will they take the leader of our 50-men mechanic team, Sonieh ? Or will they pick the battle-ready mechanic, Donovan ? Or, the down right sexy carpenter, Gina ? Only the captain can decide who to pick ! Now please decide !

Luffy: I choose your flag.

Crew: WHAT ?!

Sanji: Hey, Luffy !! Think again ! isn't sexy Gina a lot better ?! You won't get another chance at th- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW !!

"Nami, you want the other ear ?"

Luffy: If we had fought for something like that, it wouldn't be worth it...

Foxy: You're... EVIL !! YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IT A THOUGHT AND YOU WANT TO ROB US OF OUR PRIDE ?!!

Luffy: I don't want your sail. Just the flag. Otherwise, you won't be able to leave, right ?

Crew: heh ? How thoughtful... But our symbol is on our sail, too ! We won't be able to use that !! Stop pretending to be nice ! Just take everything !!

Luffy: Okay, okay. I'll just erase your symbol for you. Then I'll give you a new one. That way you will be able to use your sail.

Foxy: Strawhat... You're... So nice...

Luffy: Ok, done.

Crew: 'That's horrible !!'

"A symbol in the image of the captain."

Porche: Boss !! His heart is sinking along with his body !!

Luffy: they look so grateful, too !

Crew: NO WE'RE NOT !!

Porche: Chappy ! Just one more hug !!

Chopper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

Itomimizu: The winner is... THE STRAWHAT CREW !! THE DAVY BACK FIGHT WILL NOW OFFICIALLY END !!

Usopp: Hooray ! Going Merry is free again !!

Foxy: Hey ! Strawhat !! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS !!

Zoro: They never give up, do they ?

Tonjit: Sherry... Don't worry. You waited 10 whole years for me. Now it's my turn. I'll keep waiting until you're healed. Then we'll catch up with the others together. Hm ? You guys...

Luffy: We kicked their ass.

Tonjit: You're hurt pretty bad, yourself.

"This is nothing we aren't used to."

Tonjit: ... Thank you...

Nami: I see... So this is why you accepted the challenge. But an idiot like you would've accepted it either way.

Luffy: Hey ! Respect your captain !

"Why don't we just take you two on our ship ?"

Usopp: No, these islands are actually the same one. The Log Pose won't point to them individually.

Tonjit: No problem, no problem. i'm an easy-going guy, I'm not in a hurry. Let's see... These must be your friends ? Since you're all here, allow me to treat you with something nice.

Usopp: That cheese again ? No thanks.

Luffy: Hahah !!

Tonjit: Gupf !

Tonjit: Wa... What is that ?

Nami: It's a person ?! Was he there the whole time ?

???: Huh ? Who the heck are you ?

Nami: That's what we were asking you !!

Luffy: I thought you were a tree.

Luffy: Robin ?!

Sanji: What's wrong, Robin-Chan ?!

???: Arararara... You sure have grown to a fine young woman... Nico Robin.

*Marine headquarter, admiral Aokiji*

"... K... Kuzan... "

Luffy: What's wrong, you two ? You know that guy ?!

Aokiji: ... I know about Nico Robin, but have we met before ? You seem familiar...

"I... I think we'd both remember something like that..."

Nami: It's.. It's the first time I see him like that... Terrified... Who is that man ?!

Aokiji: Arararara... Chill, chill... Little kids shouldn't be so aggressive. It's not like I was ordered to come here. I'm only here for a walk.

Zoro: "Ordered" ? Who do you work for ?!

"The marine. He... He's an admiral of the marine headquarters...

All: ADMIRAL ?!!

Sanji: Ad... Admiral... As in... The highest ranked fighters of the marine... ?

Robin: Yes... In the entire marine, there are only three people with this title... "Akainu" the red dog... "Aokiji" the blue pheasant... "Kizaru" the yellow monkey...

"The only one superior to them is Sengoku, the admiral-in-chief... But these three can easily be called the world's government's 'Ultimate assault force'..."

Usopp: What is someone like him doing here ?! There are plenty of pirates worth more than 100 million ! Go get them !! JUST LEAVE US ALONE !!

Aokiji: Oooh. What do we have here ? Another sexy lady. Are you free tonight ?

Sanji: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?!

Usopp: PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY DAMMIT !!

Aokiji: I told you to chill, kids... You are the ones who should learn to listen. I told you I am only here for a walk. No need for so much hostility. What i'm trying to say is that you guys are... I forgot. Oh well.

Sanji/Usopp: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE !!

Usopp: Are you sure you're not mistaken somewhere ? there's no way that someone like him can be an admiral of the marine !!

Aokiji: Hey, hey. Don't judge people by their cover. I always uphold the model of the "Lazy justice".

Usopp/Sanji: WE CAN SEE THAT !!

Aokiji: Oh, well... My legs are tired from standing. Time to rest...

Usopp: Then why were you sleeping while standing ?

Aokiji: Anyways, I do not intend to arrest you, so chill... I'm only here to confirm the whereabouts of Nico Robin after the Alabasta incident... I thought she would be with you.

Sanji: You're really not here to pick fights ?

Usopp: he just doesn't look like an admiral to me.

Aokiji: I'm only going to report the discovery. So they can recalculate the bounty for your group... One more person will increase it by... 100 million plus 85, 60, and now 79 million, that would be... Too hard to count. It's roughly the same amount.

Zoro: Too lazy to count ?

Luffy: GUM-GUM... !!

Usopp: WAIT, LUFFY !! DON'T DO IT !!

Luffy: Let go of me !! Let go of me !!

Sanji: Don't start an unnecessary fight !! He's an admiral, for god's sake !!

Luffy: So what ? I still won't let him take Robin !!

Aokiji: You're mistaken. I already said that I don't plan to do anything...

Luffy: I'm going to send you flying !! Go take your walk elsewhere !! You're not welcome here !!

Aokiji: You're overreacting... ...

Nami: Why does it feels like Luffy is winning the argument... ?

Aokiji: Okay, okay. I'll leave... But I overheard something while I was napping... You...

Tonjit: Hm ?

Aokiji: I wasn't in a deep sleep so I heard what you said. Pack up and get ready to move.

Luffy: No, don't listen to him !! he's from the marine ! The marine !!

Tonjit: ... ... Yeah, so ?

Luffy: Oh, that's right. You can listen to him.

"Did you seriously forgot that we're supposed to be the bad guys here ?"

Usopp: This is no time for jokes !!

Aokiji: basically, you want to catch up to the people who moved when you were stuck here... You plan to rush to the 3rd island after this one, and that you need to wait until low tide to ride your horse across ? But that horse's ls wounded. Correct ?

Usopp: yeah... And that is why moving is impossible right now.

Aokiji: It'll be fine.

Usopp: that doesn't sound convincing at all... !!

"No... It is possible... Because it's him..."

Aokiji: Okay, we're here. The tide will subside once a year, and a road will appear when it does. Yes ? It sure feels good to work out every once in a while.

Luffy: It sure is ! So you're a nice person after all !

Tonjit: Thank you all for helping me. Here... Have some cheese.

Usopp: Are you trying to poison us ?!

Nami: And now they're acting like friends...

Luffy: So, what now ? Are you going to pull everything along while you swim across ?

Aokiji: No, that would be impossible. Move away for a little bit, please...

Tonjit: AH ! IT'S THE SEA KING THAT LURKS AROUND HERE !!

Usopp: GET AWAY FROM IT !!

Luffy: WATCH OUT !!

Aokiji: ... Ice age.

All: D- DEVIL FRUIT !! THE SEA... FROZE OVER !!

"Logia fruit, freezing powers... The 'Hie Hie no mi'... What you're seeing right now... is the power an admiral of the marine headquarter can wield..."

Aokiji: ... That should hold for about a week... You can take your time. Good luck on locating your village. It's a little cold, by the way... You should wear more clothing...

Tonjit: Is this a dream... ? The sea became an ice land... Sherry, we can cross the sea now !! After 10 long years, we can finally reunite with everyone !! Thank you !! Thank you so very much for this miracle !! THANK YOU !!

Tonjit: Alright... We'll be going now.

Luffy: Ok. Good luck, old guy and horse.

Chopper: Don't forget to change bandages, Sherry.

Tonjit: I really can't thank you enough... If it wasn't for you, I would still be stuck up there. Thanks, again ! I won't forget you guys !!

Luffy: BE CAREFUL ! TAKE CARE ! DON'T PLAY WITH STILTS AGAIN !!

Usopp: This is great. Wah ! So cold ! It became winter all of a sudden.

"... Why are you still here ?"

Aokiji: ... How should I say this... You and your grandfather are really alike, Monkey D. Luffy... Is it open-minded... ? Or is it absent-minded... ?

"Speaking off, the 'Sans' on my bounty..."

Aokiji: yes, that was him.

"Figures..."

Luffy: G- Grandpa ?!!

Usopp: Luffy's grandpa ?! Eh, what's wrong, Luffy ? Why are you sweating so much ?

Luffy: N- NOTHING ! IT'S JUST... UH...

Aokiji: I dealt with your grandpa a long time ago. Even though I only came to see Nico Robin... Maybe all of you should... Just die here and now.