" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Itomimizu: GOAL !! GOAL !! GOAAAAAAAAAAAAL !!

Luffy: AWESOME ! THEY WON !!

Usopp: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL !!

Chopper: GAA !! GABAA !!

Porche: Yan !! You can't take my Choppy !!

Crew: That was amazing ! Those punks are strong !!

Foxy: IDIOTS ! Don't praise them !!

Crew: I'm so touched ! i'm gonna cry ! Cool ! They're so cool !!

Foxy: Imbeciles... How did it end like this ?!

Referee: Ah...

Nami: Mr.Referee, you're awake !! Blow the whistle !

Referee: Ah ! That's right, I almost forgot ! That punk attacked me twice !

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Itomimizu: THERE IT IS ! The ending whistle !! THE VICTORY IS OFFICIAL !!

Referee: ... Huh ?

Nami: Thank you~

Referee: Huh ?

Itomimizu: In Davy Back fight, round 2, defeating the almighty Groggy monsters, and winning the round... IT'S TEAM STRAWHAT ! CONGRATULATIONS !!

Usopp: Don't fool around next time ! I was so scared !!

Zoro: Stop it ! Stop hitting me !

Luffy: Wahahahaha !! I knew we would win !!

"Yeah, sorry about that, it took longer than expected."

Sanji: Nami-San ! Robin-Chan ! Did you see it ! Did my awesomeness stun you ?

Robin: Good work.

Itomimizu: And now... the victor of round 2, team Strawhat, can pick a member from the Foxy pirates as their prize, or take their flag ! Which will the Strawhats' captain choose ? Who will their captain choose ?!

Luffy: Of course I'll choose him !

Crew: 'Ah ! Is he talking about me ? Is it gonna be me ? Oh no, I'm not ready for this... Crap ! He looked me in the eye ! It must be me ! Maybe it's me ! Damn ! I knew he would pick me !'

Chopper: Luffy... Hurry up...

Luffy: Okay, I'll choose Cho-

Nami: Wait, Luffy ! The third match is one-on-one, and their player is their captain. So if we take that man now, we get an automatic 3rd win. In other words, we can get Chopper back without any more fights !

Itomimizu: T- THAT'S THE PEANUT STRATEGY !!

Crew: I overestimated you !! Cheap-shit !!

Itomimizu: What an unbelievably cold-blooded woman !! She is pure evil, and totally untrustworthy !! Throughout decades of the Davy back fight history, many people thought of such a trick, but... Nobody ever put such dishonor into action !!

Crew: NO !!

Itomimizu: I'm sure everyone here would agree with me ! The 3rd fight should be fought honorably, not avoided cowardly !

Crew: NO !!

Sanji: How dare you talk down on my Nami-san !!

Nami: *Sob* They're so mean.

Robin: Where is the honor when they disregarded all the rules ?

"I'd say up their asses, but it's most likely already full."

Zoro: Stop crying. it's your own fault.

Usopp: I agree with Nami !!

Crew: PEANUTS !! PEANUTS !! CHEAP ASS !!

Luffy: This is stupid !

Nami: ... You're really starting to piss me off !

Crew: Sorry...

Nami: So ? No more comments ?!

Itomimizu: Uh... In any case, the choice is the captain's alone. Only their captain, Monkey D. Luffy, shall decide ! let's see, who will he choose ?

Crew: 'I guess he'll choose me, after all. Must... Stay calm and.. be cool... It's me for sure'

"Thinking about it... If we do as Nami said, we will get Chopper back easily, but their captain will become part of the crew."

Nami: Oh, that's true !

All: yeah, we don't need that kind of trash.

Foxy: AH ?!

Luffy: CHOPPER !! COME BACK !!

Chopper: WUOKAY !! WAAAAAAH !!

Porche: No !! Choppy !!

Chopper: THANKS FOR SAVING ME !!

Luffy: Stop crying. it's not like they could've lost.

Foxy: ... ...

Porche: Oh no !! Boss' gentle heart is shattered again !! He has completely crumbled !! They bluntly said that they don't want Boss !!

Crew: Boss, don't be sad ! We want you !! BOSS !! boss, teach them a lesson in round 3 ! Yeah ! We're looking forward to it !! Boss !!

Foxy: You guys... 'Yes, this is where I belong...'

"Cut the crap and start the fight already. The sooner we start the sooner you'll get lost."

*BLOM*

Porche: BOSS !!

Foxy: Feh ! Listen, you ! No one... Can win against me in battle for round 3 ! besides, the crew member you lose in the final round can't be won back ! All of you should be prepared, to become one of us permanently !

Luffy: I WON'T LOSE TO YOU !!

Foxy: ... Fehfehfeh... There are many differences... Between a normal battle and a game battle.

Itomimizu: The 2nd round ended with an unexpected loss for the Groggy monsters. The two teams are now tied ! Coming up is the third and final round of the Davy back fight that will decide everything !! The game is also the crowd's favorite... The most eagerly anticipated... BATTLE ROUND !!!

Crew: I can't wait any longer !! Start the fight !!

Itomimizu: First, we will pick the battlefield...

Usopp: We get to pick the battlefield ?

Itomimizu: With the field-chooser cannon ! Both players will now spin the cannon ! And then... When the cannon comes to a halt naturally...

Usopp: Hold on ! That doesn't look natural at all !!

Itomimizu: BOOM !! The field chosen with the cannon is coincidentally the ship of the Foxy pirates, the "Sexy Foxy" !!

Usopp: Coincidental ? Yeah right ! Cheaters !!

Zoro: It doesn't matter. Stop whining.

"But now the question is 'How can I use that to screw them up'... ? Hmm... I know."

Itomimizu: Alright ! Now that the battlefield is chosen, it's time to explain the rules ! The actual field is the area within 50 meters radius of where the cannonball landed.

Itomimizu: So that's a circular field, 100 meters in diameter ! You may use any weapon on the ship, and aside from the contestants, no other person is allowed on the field ! The first person to kick the opponent out of the field wins ! That's all ! By the way, the spaces above and under the circle are part of the field.

Itomimizu: If you adjust your attention to the stage, you can enjoy a performance by Boss' sexy Foxy cheerleaders, led by our very lovely Porche. Just be careful not to slip on the drool puddle forming around the Strawhat crew's cook.

Itomimizu: Please also note that various Davy back fight souvenirs are being sold right now. Make sure you get something to commemorate this exciting event !

Nami: We don't need that trash ! Start the game already !

Chopper: Thanks a ton ! You guys were so cool ! You kicked their butts big time !

Sanji/Zoro: Hahaha, I guess I did single-handedly... WHAT DID YOU SAY ?!

"Not again..."

Nami: "Single-handedly" ? Stop it right there ! Someone is calling for Luffy.

Vendor: Thank you. Here are your special Foxy pins...

Nami: DON'T BUY THAT TRASH !!

Crew: Contestants need to go to the rest area.

Luffy: That's me !

Crew: Okay, who will be your coach ?

Usopp: Coach ? Uh, I guess that's me...

Itomimizu: THE PREPARATIONS ARE COMPLETE !! THE MOST EXCITING EVENT OF THE DAY IS STARTING ! IT'S THE BATTLE ROUND ! THE FIGHT WILL START SOON !

Sanji: Nami~, Robin~, there are seats here !

"Why is the sky turning dark..."

Chopper: It's filled with black smoke !!

Itomimizu: The two fighters of the final round, are the corresponding captains !! On the left... He's the returning champion, with a record of 920 straight wins !! the captain of the Foxy pirates !!

Crew: BOSS !!

Itomimizu: Our boss... FOXY THE SILVER FOX !!

Crew: WUOOOOO !! BOSS !! TAKE HIM DOWN IN ONE SECOND !!

Itomimizu: On the right... The captain of the small, but ferocious team of pirates... With an amazing bounty of 100 million berry... He is...

Usopp: If you wear this, your punch will become much stronger !

Luffy: Really, Usopp !

Itomimizu: He's known as the Straw hat kiddo... HE IS MONKEY... D... LUFFY !!!

Zoro: Who's that ?

Chopper: Luffy ! You're so cool !!

Itomimizu: DAVY BACK FIGHT, FINAL ROUND... BATTLE START !!

Usopp/Luffy: WOW !!

Luffy: What are these things for ?!

Usopp: The resting room... Looks more like a dressing room ! Awesome !!

Crew: The combatants are required to wear gloves. Aside from that, you can dress up however you like.

Usopp: Luffy... You should definitely wear that !

Luffy: Wow ! You look so cool !!

Usopp: This hairstyle will awaken your deepest latent primal powers. Does the afro cut makes the champ, or does the champ makes the afro cut ? That question is still a mystery, even today. Luffy !! if you wear this afro, your punches will become stronger !

Luffy: Really, Usopp ?! ... HELL YEAH !!

Usopp: Wow ! You even talk differently

Luffy: Hell yeah !!

Itomimizu: Alright !! the fight is about to begin !!

Usopp: I'm Luffy's coach !! Open your eyes, for the golden right punch !!

Luffy: Yeah !! Ring the bell already !!

Itomimizu: Both combatants are in the battlefield !!

Foxy: Fehfehfeh, interesting... Straw hat is looking good ! Even though you're my enemy, I have to compliment you on it !

Zoro: ... Who's idea was it to make Usopp the coach... ?

Chopper: ... ... ... !!!

"Impressive. The afro is bringing out the beast inside him."

Sanji: Hell, yeah ! I'm burning up, bro !!

Nami: Can't he be more serious ?!

Robin: Hehe. I think he looks fine.

Usopp: I suggest that you start digging your grave, you'll need it after the fight !

Itomimizu: Alright ! All seconds out of the ring !

Usopp: HOLD ON ! I'M ALREADY NOT NEEDED ANYMORE ?!

Itomimizu: Seconds, get out !

Crew: YEAH ! KICK ASS !!

Itomimizu: I will now repeat the rules. The battle field is our ship... That is, the entire main deck and every room under it ! All the action will take place there ! The field also includes the terrain in the 100M radius of the ship's mast ! Lastly, there is no time limit !! One point wins the game ! Now only the two contestants are on the field !!

Foxy: Fehfehfeh... Strawhat Luffy ! The entire ship is part of the battlefield. Fight however you want ! Don't worry if you break anything, we have plenty of shipwrights !

Luffy: Okay !!

Crew: GO, BOSS !! STRAW HAT, NICE OUTFIT, BUT... YOU'RE STILL GOING DOWN !

Chopper: LUFFY !! WIN ! YOU HAVE TO WIN !!

Nami: BE CAREFUL OF HIS BEAM ATTACK !!

Itomimizu: The excitement level is at its peak !! Will they lose or acquire a crew member ? There is no turning back now !! Davy back fight !! Final round !! Foxy the silver fox VS Strawhat Luffy !! The clash between two captains !! the fate of their crews is in their hands !! Let the game... BEGIN !!!

Luffy: GUM-GUM...

Nami: Oh no !!

Luffy: What... !! My punch became so slow !!

Foxy: Fehfehfehfeh ! The harder you hit, the harder you trip !! Noro-noro...

Luffy: Must dodge it !!

Foxy: Just kidding !! Well, this time... NORO-NORO BEAM !!

Chopper: Luffy !!

"He didn't watch out."

Crew: FUCK HIM UP, BOSS !! HAHAHA, THAT GUY IS WEAK !!

Luffy: Whyyyy Woooon't Iiiiiiiiiii Faaaaaaallllll...

Foxy: Enjoying, the moment, Strawhat Luffy ? Fehfeh... Foxy...

Foxy: RUSH !! RUSH !! RUSH !!

Sanji: Huh ? No effect from his punches ?!

"Even his reactions are slowed down by the beam..."

Foxy: Fehfehfeh ! That felt good ! Take that as an appetizer, I know my punches don't have much effects on a rubber body like yours. 3... 2... 1... That's 30 seconds !!

"It's not just cheating... You'll have to admit, the guy's a skilled fighter, and smart enough to come up with all these tricks..."

Sanji: It's been a while since they got inside the ship... What is happening...

Usopp: Don't worry ! His afro will prevail !

Nami: How does the afro have to do with anything ?

Itomimizu: Something is happening !! Who has prevailed ?! Has it been decided ? There are two shadows !! And the one still standing...

Foxy: FEHFEHFEHFEH !!

Itomimizu: THE BOSS, FOXY THE SILVER FOX !! On the other hand, Strawhat Luffy is badly burned... he likely suffered some sort of fierce punch !!

"We did tell him to get all fired up, but not in THAT way !!"

Usopp: Good one, but it's not the time !!

Robin: Look...

Itomimizu: Strawhat Luffy is standing back up !! he stood back up ! Strawhat Luffy !!

Foxy: You still want more ? Must be something about that afro after all... Noro-noro beam sword... MEGATON NINE-TAIL RUSH !!

Itomimizu: This time... No, not yet... STRAWHAT LUFFY STOOD BACK UP !!

Crew: How is he standing after that ? Is it because of the wig ? The wild afro haircut !

"Combining Luffy's natural determination with the primal power of the hair... He will never stay back... Not even death could make him lose at this point."

Luffy: To save... My friends... I WILL FIGHT... TO THE DEATH !!

Itomimizu: STRAWHAT IS STANDING BACK UP !! WHAT AMAZING STAMINA !! STRAWHAT LUFFY STOOD BACK UP !! HE KEEPS STANDING BACK UP AGAIN AND AGAIN !!

Usopp/Chopper: LUFFY !!

Foxy: Why won't you just stay down... ?!

Itomimizu: His legs are shaking, he's out of breath, yet his eye is still so keen... As he keeps standing up... FOR THE SAKE OF HIS FRIENDS !! THAT IS THE TRUE SPIRIT OF DAVY BACK FIGHT !! MY... TEARS ARE POURING OUT ! I CAN HARDLY SEE ANYTHING !!

Audience: LUFFY !! LUFFY !! LUFFY !! LUFFY !!

Itomimizu: DEAFENING CHEER FOR LUFFY COMES NONSTOP FROM THE AUDIENCE !! There has never been another man who could survive against our boss to this extent !!

Foxy: IDIOTS !! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CHEERING FOR THE ENEMY ?!

Crew: ... ... BOSS !! BOSS !! BOSS !!

Foxy: Watch carefully, because this is the end !!

Luffy: Heh... Heh... I'm... Going to win !

Foxy: Bullshit ! You can hardly stand !! If you want to die so badly, I'll keep hitting until you drop !! Megaton nine tail...

Luffy: Heh... Heh... Gum-Gum...

Itomimizu: AMAZING !! the fight is so fierce even this late in the game !! the fighters have entered a pummeling rage !!

Usopp: LUFFY ! GO, LUFFY !! SMASH HIM UP GOOD !!

Chopper: SMASH !!

Itomimizu: NOT STOPPING !! THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE STOPPING ANYTIME SOON !!

Foxy: Ahh ! Such... POWER !! How can this dying man have so much strength left !! This is... NORO-NORO... BEA- !!

Usopp: ... What happened ?

"They're not moving..."

Itomimizu: I- IT'S STRAWHAT !! STRAWHAT IS DOWN !! No, wait... That's not right !! He's the one who "moved" !!

Foxy: Daaaaaaaaamn youuuuuuuuu...

Crew: B- BOSS !! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED ?!

*Cling*

Itomimizu: A mirror !! Strawhat had a piece of mirror in his hand !!

Luffy: It got stuck in my afro... When I was in your mirror room...

Foxy: Youuuuuuu liiiiiiiiiittle shiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Luffy: Gum-Gum...

Crew: ... ... Can it be... ?

Zoro: ... 9 more seconds.

Usopp: Huh... ? Ah... ?

Itomimizu: Is this the end... ?!

"8 seconds..."

Sanji: 7...

Nami: Huh ?

Robin: 6...

Crew: BOSS !!

Usopp: Wahahaha ! 5 !! What are you staring at ? Count with me !! 4 !!

Crew: What ? That sounds fun !! 3 !! 2 !! 1 !!

Luffy: YEAH !!!

"ALL RIGHT, LUFFY !!"

Crew: WAIT, THAT'S OUR BOSS FLYING !!