" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

???: You asked who we are ? Huhuh... Pirate hunter Zoro... We are bounty hunters. Kids cry when they see us... We are the Franky Family !! The 60 million bounty on your head is ours !! Then we'll hide in the ship, and ambush the rest of the crew !! Wahaha !! We're going to be rich ! We're so lucky !! KILL HIM !!

*CLANG*

Zoro: Lucky ? Don't you mean, unlucky ?

Family: What !! CHARGE !! GET HIM !!

Zoro: Two sword style... SAI... KURU !!

Family: WAAAAAAAH !!

Zoro: *Sigh* Boring.

Market district, Water Seven:

Robin: The crystal clear water and the sidewalk are all so nice...

Chopper: And there is walk-able road too ! Wow ! What's that, Robin ?! So many faces ?!

Robin: ... That's a mask shop... Didn't you see a lot of people wearing such masks pass us by ?

Chopper: Ah... ? They were wearing masks ?! No wonder they looked so weird.

Robin: One of the stops of the sea train is San Faldo. There's a costume party taking place there.

Chopper: Eh ? How did you know ?!

Robin: Everyone on the street was talking about it...

Chopper: You notice those things too ?!

Robin: ... It's a force of habit. I've been doing that since I was a child...

Chopper: ... You're so awesome, Robin !!

Robin: ... Doctor, look. A bookstore.

Chopper: Really ?! CAN I GO SEE ?

Robin: ... O- Of course, go ahead.

Chopper: Robin ! I'll go in first, okay ?

Robin: ...

Chopper: 'I should use human form for this...'

Bookseller: Ohh, nice mask. What are you supposed to be ?

Chopper: Uh... A reindeer-man ?

Bookseller: Haha... All right then.

Chopper: ... Hm ? Robin ?! Hey, Robin ?!

Luffy: 100 MILLION BERRY ?!

Usopp: I- Idiot, keep it down ! Are you trying to tell everyone in the town ?!

Luffy: YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE US THAT MUCH MONEY ?!

"Keep it down, Luffy !!"

Jeweler: Y- yes... these are worth every penny of it. These look ancient and high quality. These are the best gold you can possibly find.

Luffy: With so much money, it's more than enough to repair the Going Merry !! We'll buy a statue with what's left !

"For the last time, Luffy, we're not buying a statue."

Jeweler: If you have no more questions, I'll go and prepare the cash...

Luffy: What's up, Nami ?

Nami: I have 3 things to tell you, Mr.Appraiser. Number one... Those guys have bounties of 85 and 100 million Berry on their heads. Number two, I don't think your offer is good enough. Number three... If you lie again, We'll cut off your head right here.

Usopp: THREE... 300 MILLION !! Am I dreaming ?!

Nami: Finally, some well-earned reward for Sky island !! I'm rich !

"Don't even try pulling that one on us ! We are rich."

Usopp: It... It's kind of scary to think that i'm holding 100 million... It turned into 300 million... Hey, Luffy, don't swing it like that...

Luffy: Nami's look was super scary. Hahaha...

Nami: I was expecting this much to start with, not just 100 million. You two didn't look confident, so he tried to take advantage of you.

Luffy: Anyways, everything went great so... Ah !

Usopp: AH !! IT'S GOING TO FALL INTO THE CANAL !!

Nami: 100 MILLION BERRY !!

"Seriously, Luffy, be more careful with the money. That was a close call right there."

Luffy: Sorry, sorry...

*SPLASH*

Nami: DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL BEAT YOU UP FOR GOOD !!

Usopp: AND I'LL BREAK ALL YOUR TEETH !!

"... Guess I'll be holding the briefcase from now on."

Luffy: Nami; let's go back to the ship and get more gold ? I want to carry gold...

Nami: No need. After we find the carpenter, we'll have to go back to check price anyways.

Usopp: Ah, true.

Luffy: Hey ! They're selling Aqua buns !

"Pff... PFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!"

Luffy: Let's buy 1000 !

Nami: Shut up...

"BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! AQUA BUNS !! HAHAHAHAHA !!"

Usopp: What the... ?

Nami: Don't mind that.

Usopp: We're here again. The entrance to the shipyard ! And the crowd is gone too !

Luffy: First, let's find that guy...

"Iceberg. But, is it alright o just barge in like that ? Shouldn't we go at his office or something ?"

Luffy: Excuse me !!

Nami: And he's doing it again...

Carpenter: hey, old on. You're not from here. Let's talk outside.

Kaku: Only employees are allowed in there. So, what are you here for ?

Luffy: Hi... Usopp ?

Usopp: I'm right here, Luffy !!

"... Yassop, that you ?"

Usopp: No it's not !!

Nami: His nose is rectangular... Oh, but... We would like to meet Mr.Iceberg.

Kaku: Oh... It's a recommendation letter from Mrs.Kokoro of the shift station.

Luffy: Uh... What is your nose made of ?

Kaku: Not out of wood, if that's what you were thinking.

Luffy: But, I could've sworn...

Kaku: Hahaha... yeah, I get that a lot.

"Do you know who Iceberg is ?"

Kaku: How can I not ? Mr.Iceberg is the mayor of Water Seven

Luffy: Eeeh? He is ?!

Kaku: He's also the president of the Galley-La company, and he also manages the sea train.

"Oh, so he's 'The' important one around these parts..."

Kaku: He is also a very busy man. You just want your ship repaired, right ? Where is it ?

"It's docked at the peninsula..."

Kaku: I'll go there and out the ship's condition. That way things will go faster when you talk to Mr.Iceberg. You can also start negotiating the price that way.

Usopp: Check it out ? With the Yagara bull ?

Kaku: Wahaha... If I do that, you'll have to wait forever. I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Nami: 10... Minutes ?

Kaku: 10 minutes.

Usopp: He's fast !!

"But wait, that's... A cliff, isn't it ?"

Usopp: AH ! HE FELL !!

Iceberg: It's all right. He does that frequently.

Nami: Eh ? Who are you ?

Iceberg: People call him, Yamakaze "Mountain wind". He's the Galley-La company dock #1's carpenter foreman. His name is Kaku !

Sanji: he he... The city of water is pretty nice... I wish I could have a date with Nami-San and Robin-Chan here... 'It would be so nice to hold a blossom in each hand~...'

Shop-lady: Hey, boy, what happened to your face ? How many aqua cabbage do you want ?

Sanji: ... ... I think I just heard Y/n laugh... Huh ? Oh, two, please. By the way, madam, where can I buy seasonal products around here ?

Sanji: Hm... this place is not very pedestrian-friendly, is it... ? Another dead-end... Am I lost ? Probably the curse of that seaweed-head swordsman... Hm ?!

Sanji: Aaah !! Robin-Chan !! Hey ! It's me !! Robin... Chan... Eh ? That's weird...There's no door and no road, where did she go ? Did she fly away... ?

Sanji: ... Usopp ?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE ?! Am I really cursed... ?

Kaku: Phew... Hm, that should be it... Excuse me.

Zoro: ... 'Oh, it's just Usopp'

Kaku: It's worn down pretty badly... We probably have to replace the mast...

Zoro: ... ... ... ... HOLD ON A MINUTE !! WHO ARE YOU ?!!

Kaku: Oh, sorry, did I wake you up ?

Usopp: that was amazing... He flew down from here...

Iceberg: Hehe. Don't underestimate our carpenters... In order to repair the ships in the fastest speed and yielding the best results... We don't hire just any average workers with average physique. Kalifa ?

Kalifa: yes, the investigation is complete. Strawhat Luffy, Y/n "Sans" L/n, Pirate hunter Zoro and Nico Robin. Their bounties combined are worth 324 Million Berry. They started in East Blue and they currently have 8 members.

Usopp: Ah... They know everything...

Iceberg: Oh, I see. It must not have been easy getting here. I am the head of this city, iceberg. And this mouse I just found and adopted is called... Tyrannosaurus. Please get him some food and a cage.

Kalifa: It is done, Mr.Iceberg.

Iceberg: Oh ? That was fast like a shooting star, Kalifa.

Kalifa: You flatter me. May I remind you that you have a meeting with the owner of the glass factory in the Chiza hotel, then a speech in the Riguria plaza. After that you need to meet with the mayor of Pucci, the city of cuisine, in a press conference for the newspapers. After that there are some documents in your office that you need to go over.

Iceberg: I DON'T WANNA !

Kalifa: Very well, I'll cancel all of that...

"... Can you really do that... ?

Iceberg: For me, refusing to do those things is just one of my privileges.

"Not really upholding the image of a model mayor right there..."

Luffy: yeah, he's pretty unreliable. So this guy is the one the old lady told us about, right ?

Nami: yeas, I think he's that "guy".

Kalifa: SUCH IMPERTINENCE !!

Luffy: Are you trying to pick a fight ?!

Nami: She scared me... !

"Usopp, you okay ?"

Usopp: Agwaaaah...

Kalifa: How dare you speak with such disrespect to the world's best naval engineer ?! Ah... I'm sorry. I lost my calm for a moment. But Mr.Iceberg is the hero of the city. Please show some respect.

Iceberg: please do not make Kalifa angry... otherwise... All hell breaks loose.

"Is it just me, or did most of those kicks landed on his face ?"

Luffy: You're the ill-mannered one !!

Nami: Ah, we... We have a letter for you, Mr.Iceberg !

Iceberg: It's from Kokoro... "Check out their ship..."

*RIP*

Usopp/Nami: AH !!

Nami: Please fix our ship ! We will pay you !!

We sailed for a long time and Going Merry is broken !! Please !!

Iceberg: No problem.

Usopp: Eeeh ? Agreeing so fast ?!

"Then why did you rip and tear the recommendation letter ?"

Iceberg: I didn't like the lip mark.

"Understandable, have a nice day."

Iceberg: Kokoro was my drinking partner... Anyways, Kaku already went to check out your ship... So we'll wait until he returns. Since I have nothing to do today, I'll show you around the place.

Usopp: You just canceled all your appointments...

Luffy: Okay ! Let's go see the shipyard !!

Usopp: Ah, I almost forgot our money...

Family: 'Wow ! Look ! So much cash !!'

Usopp: Ah !

Family: Ah ! Uh-oh, we're found out !! let's run !!

Usopp: STOP ! WHO ARE YOU !! ROBBERS ! GIVE ME MY 200 MILLION BERRY BACK !!

Iceberg: the Franky family...

Usopp: STOP ! STOP, YOU BASTARDS !!

Family: WAHAHAHA!! HE SAID 200 MILLION !! THANKS FOR THE MONEY, BRO !! HAHAH !!

"You're welcome, but I still request that you give it back."

Family: Sorry, but that's not happe- HOW DID YOU GET ON BOARD ?!

"Shortcut. Gaster... HOME-RUUUUUUUUN !!"

Family: BUGAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah...

*Ting*

Family: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!!

"Alright... Which one's next ?"

Creditor: STOP, PAULIE !! YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME !!

Paulie: I'M TELLING YOU, JUST GIVE ME 2 MORE DAYS !! I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY RIGHT NOW !!

Creditor: STOP, PAULIE !!

Iceberg: Oh...

Kalifa: Paulie is getting chased by his debt collectors again...

Paulie: Tsk, they're really annoying ! Hm ? Yagara Bulls ! Rope action !!

Family: Ah ? It's... That carpenter from the Galley-La company !!

"What ?!"

Paulie: Sorry, men. I need to borrow these Yagara Bulls ! Round Tie !!

Family: NO WAAAY !!

"Wait, why me too ?!"

Paulie: Heheh. Perfect.

Creditors: Damn it ! He got away again !!

Paulie: Thanks for coming !! See you next time ! Haa... Perfect timing, buddy.

Usopp: Phew. He is one of the carpenters here, right ?

Iceberg: yes, he is.

Luffy: Y/n !! Are you alright ?!

Usopp: Hey ! Thank you ! That money is ours, by the way !

Paulie: Hm ? Money ? Oh, this... ... ... *KA-CHING*

Usopp: HEY HEY HEY !! GET BACK HERE !!