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Officers: Triggering the Buster Call ! Targeting the pirate Strawhat Luffy and his gang, approximate count: 60. However, under the private agreement with admiral Aokiji, the criminal Nico Robin, who is on the bridge of hesitation, will be excluded from the targets ! Other details are unimportant ! Destroy the entire Judicial Island, Enies Lobby !! All ships, take position !!

Spandam: There, look, guys ! Don't run ! Those warships will bypass this bridge ! Wahaha, it's all because I'm here !! Right, my dad said so, too ! He said "Even if it was indiscriminate bombardment, it would avoid me" !!

Officers: The bridge the criminal Nico Robin is on will be temporarily excluded from the targets !!

Spandam: There, look ! It's safe here !! It's all because I'm the chief of CP9 !!

*F-TWOOOOOOOM*

"Sorry, but on that side, the bombardment's very discriminate."

Franky: What a horrible scene...

Robin: Haa... haa...

Franky: Hrm ? Hey... You... !!

Robin: I... I can't stop trembling... !

"The trauma from 20 years ago is resurfacing... But things will be different this time."

Spandam: How can ?! You pirates are doomed ! How is this different from 20 years ago ?!

"Simple. This time... I've got orders to not let anyone die."

Franky: Hey... !! That was the Strawhat kid !

"Luffy... ?! Was that... Gear Third ?!"

Spandam: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! Hey !! Did you see that ?! The Strawhat who went berserk on the warship has been blown up into pieces !! Wahaha, take that !! Your captain is dead !!

"... If something like that could kill him, you really think he would be our captain ?"

Franky: Hey, hey... They fired at a warship with fellow marines on it... !!

Spandam: This is the power of the Buster Call I triggered !! This is Justice, Cutty Flam !! Now ! Hand over these criminals ! Then maybe I can pardon you for your crime ! Besides, why do you have to help them ?! You're not a pirate !! Would you trust them, who carry on the sins of Ohara's demons, over the World Government that protects you day and night ?! If you defy us, you'll just end up like Tom and...

Soldier: COMMANDER !!

"Ah. This time he pushed the Tom button."

Spandam: The what now ?!

Franky: Ya shouldn't have done that.

Soldiers: ... His face can't possibly swell any more than that ?! He drew his Elephant sword "Funk freed" !

Spandam: 'Listen... !! Funk reed, give Nico Robin a fatal wound while she's off-guard, so that she won't be able to resist later... !!' TAKE THIS !! ELEPHANT CHOOOOOOP !!

Robin: Eh ?

Franky: Bastard !

*CLANG*

"Truly... I've abandoned the very idea of sparing you a long time ago already."

Spandam: He stopped it... How ?! Funfreed !! You're an elephant, how can he stop you ?!!

"Now... Be a good boy and change that blade back to it's normal state. Or maybe you do want a few limbs gone."

Spandam: RAGE THERE AND SLASH THEM TO PIECES !!

Funfreed: ...Boooooooo...

"There, there. See, it wasn't so hard, was it ?"

Franky: I really don't regret a thing. I was right placing my bet on you guys !

Spandam: Whaaaat ?!

Franky: I never thought that this day would come. If only I'd had the power that day... I wanted to get Tom back no matter what... !! Despite knowing Enies Lobby's unrelenting myth... Despite knowing the remarkable power of the World Government !! The Strawhats abandoned all of their common sense and marched ahead !! They won't hesitate to make the entire world their enemy just for one of their friends !! it's such a refreshing feeling... !! I've never forgotten Tom's death 'till today !! Every time that official's idiotic face crosses my mind... I always wished I could crush him !!

"That wish... is granted. Up."

Spandam: W- Wah ?! Funfreed's floating ?! H- hey, don't do anything stupid, you idiot !!

"Annnnnd... "

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"Left right down up down left right left up down up down up right left right up down up left right left up down up down up right left right down up down right left right up down up left right left up down up left right left down up down up... DOWN !!"

"Haa... Haa... Haa... Still as tiring as I remember..."

Franky: It's really thanks to you, that my wish has come true ! I've been dead once. If the Strawhats can get out of here alive, I wouldn't mind sacrificing my life again !!

"I guess that makes us something in common. Now, you guys can give us that ship the quick way, or the hard way !!"

Robin: I'll help, too ! I think I'm fine now.

"Are you sure ?"

Robin: You're the one who said it, aren't you ? It's different from that time in Ohara... !! I have nothing to fear... Because I'm not alone anymore !!

Franky: Uhahahaha !! Sorry, marines ! We'll use this ship for our escape !!

"Well, now that cleaning's done, all that's left is waiting for everyone else."

???: DOOOOOOOOON'T...

Kokoro: DIE !!

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!"

Franky: hey guys, get a grip ! Heeey !!

"It's a miracle..."

Franky: I bet they experienced severe shock somewhere.

"And since they've all reached a state of apparent death, they didn't swallow that much water..."

Kokoro: Ngagaga ! Good for them. I wonder what caused their apparent death...

"You. Without a doubt, it was you."

Kokoro: It's you, right ? The friend that pirate king brat came to rescue... I met you at Shift Station. I remember you. I didn't imagine, that you would cause something like this...

Franky: Get dressed already, old hag !!

Kokoro: ... At all ! I laughed at his idea of becoming the pirate king, but... Maybe it'll come true after all... Ngagagaga !

Sogeking: COUGH !! BWEHH !!

Zoro: ... Haa !!

Sanji: Bwah !! is... Is... Is Nami-san alright ?!

Franky: You guys are really tough.

Kokoro: I'm glad you're alive.

Sogeking: GYAAAH, IT'S REALITY !! MERMAIDS DON'T EXIST !!

Zoro: The legend about dugongs being mistaken for mermaids was true, after all... !

Sanji: Idiot !! She hasn't said she's a mermaid yet !! Don't give up on your dream !!

Kokoro: Yes, I'm a "Shirauo" mermaid.

Sanji: NOOOOoOOOoOOO !!

Sogeking: But then !! i've never heard of mermaids with legs !

Sanji: Objection !! Mermaids are... like... mermaids are... You know... *Sob*

Kokoro: Mermaids' tail fins split into two when we reach the age of 30. And thus we're able to live a life on land. we're a mysterious tribe. You'll see for yourself once you reach Fishman island.

Sogeking: Oh, I see ! I heard that the tail of a 100-year old cat will split and the cat will turn into a monster !

Sanji: So she must be a mutant cat then !

Kokoro: WE'RE NOT THE SAME !! Why don't you express your gratitude a little ?!

All: Thank you so much, Kokoro.

Kokoro: Ngagagagagaga, no worries !

Chopper: Cough ! Huh ? Where am I ?

Sanji: ... NNNNNNROOOBIN-CHWAAAN ?!!

Chopper/Nami: ROBIN !!

Nami: i'm glad we made it, Robin ! You're safe !!

Chopper: BOBIIIN !!

Robin: yes... thanks to you... ! It's all okay now.

Chimney: Whoa, grandma ! You're a mermaid ?! I thought you were a little different because you have fins and scales and all.

Franky: YOU SHOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT, GRANDDAUGHTER !!

Sogeking: Ah ! Y/n ! Uh, I mean, Vice-captain !

"Look at that... This, is the exact same island we were on a few hours ago... But now it's nothing but ruins."

Sogeking: What's this attack about ?! It turned into a blazing inferno !!

"Apparently, there was an order not to Kill Robin. At least for now."

Sogeking: So that's why the bridge hasn't been attacked. But if they don't want to kill her, that means they're still planning to get her back, huh ?

"Once they're done demolishing Enies Lobby, yes. they'll come back here to get her in close combat."

Sogeking: Everyone's all worn out, but there are still many strong ones on the ships, right ?! Where's Luffy now ?!

"First pillar. You can still see the smoke of his fight."

Sogeking: And his opponent...

"That pigeon guy. Rob Lucci."

Sogeking: they're close. Why don't we lend a hand ?

Franky: Don't even try. That pigeon guy is not an ordinary guy. It's a super bad idea to get involved in their fight and get separated. We're preparing the escape route, and we'll keep it open, even if the fleet of enemy warships come at us

"We wait for Luffy right here. Him and the 'Storm' that's about to come."

Sogeking: ... Okay !

Sanji: ... Franky... Your friends...

Franky: idiot. They really have the devil's luck !! they'll get away all right !!

Sogeking: Luffy... hurry up and come back !

Nami: We're ready to sail out any time now!! We can set out as soon as Luffy comes back !!

"Yeah..."

Sanji: ... But if we simply think about it... the number of warships out there... Is equal to the number of people we've got here. Even if we do sail out, it will be almost impossible to get out of here...

"99% is not 100%. And 1%, is not 0%."

Officer: reporting from the Northeast side of the main gate. Marines and government officials in Enies Lobby have been accommodated. Also, we've confirmed that approximately 50 pirates, including some giants are at the main gate.

Franky: That's... That Zambai and the others ! See !! They got off the island all right. i'm not worried about them. They will never die no mater how many times you kill them ! Bastards !! Uhahahahaha !! The other day, too... !!

Officer: We have completed the obliteration mission by means of fire. Death is confirmed for all of them. As it stands, it is impossible to have any survivors left on the main island. The number of survivors on Enies Lobby's main island is, zero.

Officer: Reporting from the number 2 warship. The courthouse and the tower of Justice located on the Southeast of the Island, as well as the underground passage that leads to the bridge, have been demolished. The only target left is, the bridge of hesitation.

Sanji: They...

Zoro: The shipwrights of Galley-La, too... ?

Sogeking: Oimo... Kashii...

Kokoro: Yokozuna was probably with them, too...

Chopper: Sodom and Gomorrah... ! Everyone... !

Nami: Can people die so easily... ?

Robin: You cannot see humans on a map. They just erased an island from the world map without hesitation. That's what the Buster Call is !!

"It's one thing to witness it... It's another to be its target... This is what the World Government is capable of."

Franky: ... HURRY UP, STRAWHAT !! YOUR FRIENDS ARE WAITING FOR YOU HERE !! BASTARD, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU IF YOU END UP DEAD !!

Sogeking: Franky... !

Sogeking: LUFFY !!

"That Lucci... He definitely is the strongest of the CP9... Honesty, apart from Luffy, I don't know if any of us could stand up to him as we are..."

Chopper: When I think about it... Sometimes it's as if... Luffy knows whom he should fight, from the very beginning...

Luffy: I'll defeat that "Pigeon guy" for sure !

Nami: It's just that his animal instinct for these things is good. And apparently his is better than yours.

Soldier: Reporting, we have spotted Strawhat Luffy in the first pillar !

Officer: So he's alive... Tell all the warships to form a battle formation around the bridge of hesitation.

Soldiers: yes, sir !!

Sogeking: he... Wouldn't die, would he... ?

"... Idiot."

Sogeking: Whaaaaat ?!