" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

*BROOOOOOOOOM*

"HOW DID IT DEVOLVE TO THAT ?!"

Oars: COME OOOOOUUUT !! STRAWHATS !!

Brook: What is that thing ?!!

Franky: Can we beat it ?!

"I don't have a fucking idea, and... I don't have a fucking idea..."

Zoro: Interesting... !

"... Hey, is that Sanji down there ? Why is he shouting at that monster ?"

Zoro: Moron cook bastard... Did you save Nami ?

Franky: Isn't he putting himself in more of a pinch than the girl ?!

Brook: What is that ?! It has a scary face !!

Usopp: Th- Th- Th That's bad ! Sanji is in a bad position !!

Robin: This is beyond our predictions. I thought we were only after the shadows... I guess we went a little too wild.

Usopp: I- In the spirit of things, we don't need anything but Luffy's shadow...

Chopper: Scary !! Scary !! We can't fight against that !

Oars: ... You look just like the wanted poster... So you are one of the pirates, too ! GOOOMUUU GOOOMUUU NO...

Chopper: It's Luffy's attack !!

Usopp: No way, is it gonna stretch ?!!

Zoro: Did he become a rubber man, too ?!

"... So, to answer that last question. No, he didn't. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. With such reach and destructive power."

Robin: Oars... Where have I heard that name before... ? ... No way, the one from long ago, the devil Oars of the "Kunihiki Legend" ?!

"Let's just hope Sanji doesn't do anything stupid, like facing him head-on..."

Sanji: COLLIER SHOOT-

*SCHBUNK*

"... Aight, tell me when they're done."

Franky: What speed for that huge body !! He's going to die !!

Usopp: PHOENIX STAR !!

*BROM*

Chopper: WAAAA, SANJI !!

"He's coming over there !"

Zoro: This is bad ! Lure him this way !!

Franky: Alright, here it goes !!

"BAD CALL, DEFINITELY BAD CALL !!"

Zoro: Damn it ! Get down to the lower roof ! One Gorilla ! Two gorillas !! 3 SWORDS STYLE...

Oars: ERUPTION !!

Usopp: Zoro !! Are you alive ?!! He'll die if he falls from that height !!

"Okay, so basically I save him."

Usopp: Yes !

Franky: On the meantime, eat this, monster ! Weapons left !!

Usopp: H- He dodged it again ! What agility !

Franky: Huh ?

"Franky !! Brook !"

Usopp: Focus on saving Zoro !

Zoro: Guh...

"Oh hey Zoro. How ya feeling ?"

Zoro: Zggrrrktchh... Shit...

"Yeah, go figure."

Usopp: EAT THIS !! You are a zombie, too !! SURE KILL ! SALT STAR !!

Oars: *GLOMP* ... ... ... ...

"... Okay, so that went poorly. We need a much bigger quantity of salt for such a giant. Alright team, we need a plan, and we need to-"

Chopper: Heavy gong- !!

"Run... Away... God f*cking damn it..."

Usopp: Luffy... *Cough* !

Oars: I don't know you guys at all ! I am master Moria's servant, Oars ! Now, that leaves... The "Strawhat" from before, the "Orange woman", and the cool hero with a mask. Three more, huh... Where are they ?

"So... How many of you are still alive ?"

Zoro: What would you expect ? All of us... More importantly, what was his name again ?

Franky; Umm... I think it was... Ross.

Sanji: No, I'm sure it ended with a "Z" sound.

Zoro: ... Huez ?

Usopp: No, that's way off !!

Chopper: Oss ?

"No, no, I think it's still missing something..."

Robin: It's "Oars".

All: That's it !!

Brook: M... My apologies, my body...

Franky: Ah, I guess there's no helping it. Can you move a bit ? Just out of the way.

"Gentlemen, we've got shit to work through. HEY, OARS !! If you've really got Luffy's shadow in you..."

Zoro: Then I guess we should teach you to not underestimate...

Sanji: Your own crew's strength !!

"So... now that we've got that tall motherfucker's full attention, what do we do with him ?"

Zoro: I've got an idea...

Oars: You're pretty strong, tiny pirates !

Zoro: How about we send this guy flying ?

Usopp: Se- Send him flying?! He's freaking gigantic !

Sanji: I see... Kinda hard, but that would be great.

Zoro: Seeing him move like Luffy with that huge body was a surprise.

Robin: But he's not really suited to be the pirate king.

Franky: How to take him down... I've got tons of ideas...

Chopper: He must have some weak point.

"Speaking of, I'll need your help on something, Chopper."

Sanji: To catch a big fish, you usually would weaken it slowly.

Usopp: ... I'm super scared.

Oars: I'll crush you !! Gum Gum... BUTT-STOMP !!

Chopper: WHAT KIND OF ATTACK IS THAT ?!!

"SCATTER !!"

Franky: Guh !! Damn you, Strawhat... !! Have a taste of our combined strength !! You guys !! "Tactics fifteen" !!

Usopp: Eh ? That ? We're using that ?!

Franky: ZORO !! SWIRL GUY !! Standby !! Support my legs !!

Both: Hm ? What ?!

Chopper: Wait a second, Franky ! The left arm isn't docked yet !

Franky: What ?! Hey ! Nico Robin, what are you doing ?! Dock with the left arm ! Hurry !

Usopp: Come on, Robin !! Do it just like me !!

Robin: ... As a human being... I'm embarrassed.

Franky: NICO ROBIN-

"*KLUNK*"

Franky: What ?!

"... Docking... Complete !!"

Usopp: You...

"Franky... Left arm's laser cannon... Armed and ready."

Franky: ... I CAN WORK WITH THAT !! FIIIIIIIIRE !!

*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOM*

Oars: THAT IS SO COOL !! MY TURN !!

Zoro: ... How dumb ! Why did I let them do that ? No... let's just forget it...

Robin: Please... Never mention "Docking" again.

"No promises."

Sanji: Hey, you bastard !! I have to finish this quickly and go save Nami again !!

*KLONK*

Oars: Ow. Was that you ?

Zoro: Hey, Franky !! I'm borrowing this !!

Franky: My heavy Nunchaku ?! Take it !!

Zoro: I'll need some help in firepower !

"Say no more, Gigantic bone for gigantic bonk ! Where to aim ?"

Zoro: Left arm !

"Got it ! So once it's done lock his joints, Robin !"

Robin: Understood.

Usopp: Take this ! SURE KILL " Special oil star" Triple shot !!

Oars: Hm ? UWAAAA !!

Zoro: Hey, Swirly, give me a boost !!

Sanji: You !! What are you doing with that thing... ?!

Zoro: Don't bother, it must be too much to ask.

Sanji: Why, you !! This is no problem !! Armée de l'air ! POWER SHOOT !!

Zoro: NOW !! DOUBLE TAP !!

"ON IT !! Gaster... GIGANT HAMMER !!"

Robin: Cien Fleur. Big Tree !

"Now ! He's falling !!"

Franky: HA !! Take a good look at my improvised midair stair building !! FRANKY SKY WALK !! But this stairway won't be able to stand for too long !! Let's go, Chopper !!

Chopper: Yeah !!

Both: SUUUUUPER... FRAPER GONG !!

Oars: Ugbuh... GAH !!

Chopper: No matter how big you are, the human body's weak points don't change ! If your jaw gets hit, your brain also gets shaken around !!

"And now he's only got one leg supporting him ! GO FOR IT SANJI !!"

Sanji: YES !! You monster Luffy !! Anti-manner !! KICK COURSE !!

Oars: Gah ! Eh ?!

Zoro: Get down, you monster !

"One point for team Strawhats !"

Sanji: Now do us a favor and stay down.

Zombies: UOOO !! The mansion's getting totally destroyed !! What's the special zombie doing ?! Acrobatics ?! It... It couldn't be someone knocking him down...

Zombies: Come on, use your head ! Even a thousand soldiers wouldn't be able to do that !!

Oars: OW, OW, OW... ! YOU BASTARDS !! Now you've got me mad ! I'll send you flying !!

"You'll un-undie trying."

Oars: prepare yourselves ! I'm going to flatten you all !! EVEN YOUR BONES WILL BE GONE !! UOOOOOOOOOO !!

"Oh boy, I think we pissed him off."

Usopp: That's got to be the understatement of the year !! He's ridiculously angry !!

Chopper: Here he comes !!

Oars: Hnnnnng... HNNNNNNNNNG...

"... Heh ?"

Oars: M- My horns are stuck !! Crap. My horns are totally stuck !!

"Oh... Is that so ?"

Franky: Aah, you're stuck... ?

Sanji: Heh heh...

Oars: ... Ah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH !!!

Zombies: It sounds like Oars is screaming. There's no way that's happening !!

Oars: GIVE IT A REST !!

"Retreat !"

Oars: Haa... Haa... They're like demons... !!

Usopp: WOW !! Look, a bunch of meat !! Over there !!

Chopper: Wow, it looks so good !!

Oars: What ?! WHERE ?!

*BROM*

"So, since he put both knees on the ground, does that makes 2 points for us ?"

Franky: Even if there were rules, I don't think he would follow them...

Oars: Totally humiliating... !!

"Aww, is the big bad baby getting cranky ?"

Franky: We're not gonna lose !! Uhahahaha ! We just gotta wait until Strawhat kicks Moria's ass !! Come on, get those shadows, Strawhat !

"Wait, that's what you had on mind ? I thought we were going seriously to kick his generous devil ass."

Franky: Hey, hey !! Weren't we just slowing this monster down so he wouldn't get in Strawhat's way ?! Are you seriously trying to win ?!

Oars: there's no meat... My knee hurt...

"When you start something, gotta finish. We don't do half-assed jobs."

Franky: I appreciate the reference, but he's not just a giant, he's a zombie, too ! The only option we've got is to purify him !!

Usopp: That's right, guys ! Just buy time !!

Sanji: You guys can run if you want. I don't feel like waiting for Luffy, either.

Oars: GUM GUM...

"Zombie or not, he's not some kind of magical creature. Cut off his limbs, he'll be harmless. Zoro ?"

Zoro: I've heard that the "Hardness" of a black sword is unparalleled... Even if a dinosaur stepped on it, it wouldn't bend a millimeter. Now that I finally got this superior blade, Shuusui... This is the perfect chance to test it out.

Usopp: Wait !! i'm sure Luffy will beat Moria for us !!

"Usopp, listen. Even if there was a 99% chance of that happening... The '1%' left is more than enough to let us go at him. We believe in Luffy, but we don't have the luxury to just sit around and do nothing while he's fighting !! Now, Oars, I think you've got something that's ours. We're gonna take it back, and beat Moria to death with it !!"

Sanji: Inspiring.

"You know, you can go and save Nami. She must be waiting for you, crying everything she can."

Nami: STOP RIGHT THERE !!

Zombies: Who are you ?! It's that pirate woman !

Nami: What are you planning on doing with that's treasure (That's supposed to be mine) ?! And the Sunny, too !!

Perona: Ho. Horo horo horo... Who do you think you are, pirate woman... ? Is the ceremony with Absalom already over ?

Nami: WHO WOULD GET MARRIED TO THAT PERVERT ?!!

Perona: So you got away... What a foolish man. So ? What are you going to do... ? I'm going to take your ship and leave this island. If you want to stop me, then I'll play with you ! For someone like you, my "Mini Hollow squad" should be enough to tear you up !! My only natural enemy is that long-nosed negative guy...

Nami: Huh... Who's that ?

Zombies: LADY PERONA, PLEASE RUN AWAY !!

Perona: Huh... Who the hell are you... ?!

Zombies: We don't know who he is, but he's an enemy !! he just destroyed some of our brothers right in front of us ! there's not even a trace of them left !! He's not just anybody !! he's dangerous !! Anyway, this is really bad !!

Perona: You... Of course he's not ordinary... !!

Perona: HE'S ONE OF THE SHICHIBUKAI ! THE "TYRANT", BARTHOLOMEW KUMA !! Once... He was the cruelest pirate on the seas... !!

Zombies: WHAAAAA ?!!No way !! A shichibukai ?! How can that be ?! A man on the same level as Master Moria ?!! Wh- Why did he come to Thriller Bark ?!!

Nami: This can't be... !!

Kuma: ... Are you one of Moria's lieutenants ?

Perona: Master Moria... No, Gecko Moria and I have no relationship !! I was just... About to flee this island...

Kuma: if you were to go on vacation, where would you like to go ?

Zombies: WHAAAAA- ?! Small talk ?!!

Perona: What are you doing, asking... About... ? Well, a vacation... Somewhere dark, damp... Near an old castle, swimming in malice. I'd like to pass the time singing cursed songs. Doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doodoo-doo~...

Zombies: SHE ANSWERED !! That's Lady Perona, without a doubt !

Perona: Hah ! I got caught up in his pace !! Don't screw around with me... !! I was intimidated by your title, but that's not enough to scare me ! Not with my powers ! There's no one I can't bring to their knees... !!

Kuma: ... ... *Flip*

Perona: Are you even listening ?!! Your shadow must be extraordinarily strong, Kuma !! I'll take you down and give you to Moria as a parting gift !

Zombies: There it is !! Lady Perona's strongest combo !!

*SCHPOK*

Kuma: if you keep on yapping, then I won't be able to ask you where Moria is...

Nami: ... Where did she... ?

Zombies: ... WHERE DID LADY PERONA GO ? LADY PERONA ?!! HEY, WHAT HAPPENED ?!! LADY PERONA DISAPPEARED !! YOU BASTARD... !! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR PRINCESS ?! WE WON'T FORGIVE YOU !! THAT'S RIGHT !! WE'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU !!

Zombies: ... BUT WE'RE ALSO TERRIFIED !! RUN AWAY !! HIIIIEEEEE !!

Nami: ... ... ...

Kuma: ... You're the "Cat Thief"... One of the Strawhat's companions...

*POP*

Kuma: Is it true that Monkey D. Luffy has a brother ?

Nami: Huh ? 'What... ? He got here in an instant... !! I already saw that... Can he teleport too ?!'

Kuma: ... ... ...

Nami: Y... Yes, he does. Ace, right ? What about it ?

Kuma: I see... It was true...

Nami: What ?! Are you here for Luffy ?! Why are you here ?! Are you really a Shichibukai ?!

*POP*

Kuma: What I do, is up to me.

Nami: 'He's bad news !! Is he after Luffy ?! I have to let the others know !!'