" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

"LUFFY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!!"

Luffy: Who are you guys ?!! Stop grabbing my legs !! I'm in a hurry !! What do you want ?!

Pirate: Tehe !! We know ! We know fully well that we need to hurry !! Just give us a little time ! You're our only hope ! We've been searching for a long time !!

Risky: We're the "Rolling pirates". And we're the Risky brothers, subordinates under captain "Proposal" Lola ! You want to defeat Gecko Moria, who's from this mansion, right ?! We know the secret of Moria's power !!

Luffy: So what, you guys ?!

Brother: We want to give you an incredible power !! Please ! Go and beat him !!

Luffy: Secret ? Power ?

???: Oh, my !! I love you !! Let's get married !!

Luffy: No.

Crew: Refused again !! That makes 4444 times !! This is captain Lola. We are a group of victims: We've all had our shadows taken and have wandered through this forest !!

Luffy: My shadow got taken too, so I'm in a hurry.

Lola: You're "Strawhat Luffy", right ? Anyway, Thriller Bark has never been shaken like this before ! The three Enigmas who are with Moria have all been beaten, and the mansion is already half destroyed ! We've been totally excited since you guys arrived !!

Crew: But the enemy has awakened the special zombie ! We've heard all about this through the "Victim network" !!

Brother: We haven't had our shadows for three years, and we don't want to live the rest of our lives like this. If you guys go on and defeat Moria, then all of our shadows will be returned !!

Risky: That's what we thought, but now there's big trouble ! Do you know where Moria is right now ?! He's in that monster's stomach !!

Luffy: WHAT ?! Did he get eaten ?!

Brother: No !! He's riding in his stomach ! So unless the special zombie with your shadow is defeated, we can't even lay a finger on Moria !!he's in the mansion's central courtyard, fighting with your comrades !

Luffy: SO THAT'S WHERE HE WAS, DAMMIT !! Okay, I'm really in a hurry, so...

Lola: Stop right there !! Let's stop this roundabout explanation !! It'll be faster to just show him !! This is the shadows' secret that we discovered !!

Risky: Out of the way ! Let's go !!

Luffy: Huh ? A shadow ?!

Risky: Right ! It's a shadow !! if we force a zombie to eat some salt, we can catch the shadows that come out with our hands !!

Luffy: GYAAA, what're you doing , sticking that shadow !

Pirate: Stay still !! All right, it's in !!

Lola: So ? Are you feeling okay ?

Luffy: ... yeah.

Lola: can you handle a sword ?

Luffy: ... No, I can't.

Luffy: Huh ?! What happened ?!

Lola: Ufufufu, that shadow we put in you belonged to a formidable marine swordsman ! All of that shadow's fighting ability has been added to your strength !! plus, as long as your spirit can take it, we can insert as many shadows as we want !! Pretty cool, right ? We'll use Moria's ability, and make you several times stronger !!

Brother: We've caught plenty of shadows !! But if you don't have the spirit to handle it, you'll lose consciousness, and the strength will disappear like a bubble.

Luffy: Why do you guys have all these shadows ?

Brothers: We've been desperately purifying zombies while we were looking for our shadows, but we kept on freeing shadows from random people ! So we started capturing them !

Risky: Listen closely, and don't forget this ! If you put a shadow into a corpse, it becomes a zombie. But the shadow can't stay in a human being with a soul ! The power up lasts about 10 minutes. After that, they'll leave and return to their original owner !

Crew: Get it ? You only have 10 minutes !! We're giving you all of the shadows we've got !!

Luffy: Wow ! So many !

Lola: With the fog clearing up, we can only move about for another 20 minutes ! You've got to hurry ! Keep your head cool !

Crew: Do it ! Yeah !!

Luffy: Whoa, wait !! Going on would be... !! Gyaa !

Lola: This man... Just how strong is his spirit... ?! This is amazing, I've never seen anything like it...

Brother: We put all 100 shadows in him... !!

Risky: Unbelievable !! That's our ray of hope ! H- Hey ! Are you still there ?! Is it really you, Strawhat Luffy ?!

Brother: Just how strong is he right now... ? You... Look a little different... You were a little smaller before.

Luffy: Fuuu... Fuuu... Yeah... It's me... !! I'm aching to get into a fight !!

Lola: This might work !! Okay, there's no time ! Go show Moria a nightmare !! You're our ray of hope, "Nightmare Luffy" !!

Luffy: YEEEAAAHH !!

Lola: Wait ! The mansion is the other way !!

Oars: GUM-GUM...

"HERE IT COMES !!"

Oars: Shishishishi ! It feels great when my body stretches !! SPEAR !!

Zoro: Damn... !! What's going on ?! His attacks are so much stronger now !!

"Ask Moria about that one ! There's supposed to be only one rubber man !!"

Moria: Kishishishishi !! That's right ! This is the nightmare I'll show you !! the Kage Kage power, "Shadow revolution" !! It's great, isn't it ?!

Usopp: Revolution ?!

Moria: the shadow is subordinate to the body. That is common knowledge... !! the body and the shadow must have the same shape, that is a law of nature. But now, the shadow that should be following Oars has been possessed by my shadow and is under my control !!

Moria: I can change the shape of Oars' shadow. But the body and the shadow must have the same shape ! And rather than the shadow changing to match the body, the body matches the shadow and transforms !! That is "Shadow revolution" !

Chopper: In other words, common sense is overturned. Moria is stretching Oars shadow's arms and legs which is causing Oars' limbs to stretch as well !!

"Like how manually moving a puppets' limbs would move the puppeteer's hands..."

Sanji: So, Oars hasn't become a rubber man, yet he can freely transform his body ! And with that giant body... Just give me a break already !!

Usopp: We can't approach him at all !!

Moria: Kishishishi, he's more trouble than just rubber !! if I make his shadow round, then Oars becomes round !!

Oars: Hey, hey !! Wait a second, master ! Please don't mess with my fight !!

Moria: Kishishishi, my apologies... ! I didn't mean to interfere. I only wanted to help. Now, crush them one by one, Oars !!

Zoro: ... ...

Chopper: It's too dangerous to approach him, Zoro !!

Nami: Hey !! Where's Luffy ?!

"Probably got tricked by Moria, and probably off somewhere."

Nami: What the heck is that ?! How stupid is he ?! 'What should I do ? Should I tell the others in this situation, that there's another Shichibukai on the island ?!'

"So in short, we need to beat Luffy's zombie, Moria, and get everyone's shadows back... All of that before the sun rises, which will happen in less than half an hour... Wooh..."

Usopp: yeah, but we have no choice but to do this !!

"I know that !"

Brook: Excuse me !! please listen to my request !!

Usopp: Are you crazy ?! Brook, you saw what happened to Franky, didn't you ?!

"No, it is a good idea... Just need to change the projectile a bit... The rest of the plan can work quite well !"

Nami: Be it him or you, don't hold me responsible for what will happen ! If this is what you want, then I'll do it !! Get ready !! Dark Cloud Tempo !!

"Sorry about this one, Brook. But if you think putting your life on the line will help repay your debt, then... YOU'RE JUST AS MISTAKEN AS THAT BUFFOON, THINKING HE'S GOT A CHANCE !! GASTER..."

"THUNDERBOLT BLASTER !!"

Usopp: Amazing !! That went right through him !! There's a hole in him !!

Oars: AAAAGH !! It pierced my shoulder !!

"We can't rest just now ! Chopper, guide me !"

Chopper: What ?! How ?!

"Ligaments ! Tendons ! You said it, no matter how big, the body's weak points stay the same ! I need you to guide my shots !"

Zoro: I guess we'll have to keep him busy in the meantime... Two-swords style, Double slash...

Oars: Why, you... !! No... First is, taking care of that shooter !! Gum Gum...

"GAAAAAAH !!"

Chopper: I can't focus on finding weaknesses like that !

"I'M FOCUSED ON STAYING ALIVE RIGHT NOW !!"

Usopp: Sure kill, ATLAS COMET !!

Oars: DUAAA!! Did you think that would work ?!! YOU'RE NEXT, LONG-NOSE GUY !!

Nami: Fight, Usopp !!

Usopp: Oh my god, he's aiming for me !!

Oars: Gum Gum... BAZOOKA !!

Usopp: GYAAA !! I'M DEAD !!

Oars: ... Hmm ? i'm not stretching.

Usopp: Huh ?!

Robin: Ochenta fleur, Cuatro manos. Hold !

Moria: Nununu... !

Moria: What ?! What're these hands !! How annoying !!

Robin: Could I ask that you stop manipulating shadows for a bit ?

"That's the spirit, Robin ! Break him, like a Kitkattm bar !"

Moria: Huh ?