" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Oars: Huh ? Why can't I stretch anymore ?!

Usopp: Robin !! You saved me !! I was staring death in the face !!

Moria: ... !! Kishishishi ! O- Oeeh, this hurts... ! Did you think this would stop me... ? You are so dull...

*F-TWOOOOOOOOM*

"You don't mind me having your back, do you ,"

Robin: Well, as long as you give it back. Fufu...

"... I honestly don't know if I love it or hate it."

Sanji: I know I hate it !!

Moria: Kishishishi... So, you want a long-ranged battle... Your tricks aren't bad !

"Don't be confused by his shadows, Robin ! If the main's body is defeated, then the shadow will also be destroyed !"

Robin: I know that ! Cuatro mano... CLUTCH !!

Usopp: We did it !! Good going !!

Sanji: Hm ?

Zoro: Hey, you guys !! Watch out for the shadow !!

"The shadow... ?"

Moria: Kishishishishi... That was close. But too bad, I can switch places with my Doppelman at any time.

Nami: Wha ?! Why is Moria over here ?!

Usopp: he changed places ?! Then the one over there is...

Moria: That's right. Right now, the one in Oars' stomach is my shadow, who was just here. And I don't think attacks on the joints would work on a shadow user. It's over...

*SNAP*

Zoro: he got them !

Usopp: EVEN THEM ! UWAAAAA !!

Moria: Kishishishi... That makes three of you down.

Sanji: ... Diable jambe. WHY, YOU SHITTY BASTARD !! GIVE BACK THEIR SHADOWS !!

Moria: Hmm... No corpses to put you in right now... Well, i'll just hold onto you for now...

Sanji: Did he switch with his shadow again ?! Ku... !

Nami: But, if they switched, then... Moria is... Back in Oars' stomach !!

Moria: Kishishishishi !! And so... We're back where we started... !!

Oars: Why, you !! master, you said that I could take this fight !! I'll finish them off now !! GUM GUM...

Usopp: HE CAN STRETCH AGAIN !! Wait, there's nowhere to run !!

Nami: It can't be !! They're unconscious !!

Oars: BAZOOKA !!

Sanji: Diable Jambe... !

Oars: What ?!

Usopp: WHOAA !! He deflected it !!

Sanji: Haa... Haa... get them away while you can ! And try to wake him up !

Usopp: Leave it to us !!

Chopper: HEEEY, SANJI ! ZORO !!

Sanji: Chopper ?! What are you doing up there ?!!

Chopper: I've been looking... For weak points !! The reason why Oars died 500 years ago !

Zoro: Why he died ?!

Chopper: If a villain like oars didn't die of old age, then it's most likely that he died because of wounds !

Oars: Hm ? Ah ! So you were here !!

Chopper: Go after this right arm !! It's not Oars' original arm !!

Sanji: What ?!

Chopper: Hogback repaired it very well ! But there are signs of severe frostbite around the joint !! I can't be sure, but 500 years ago, Oars probably froze to death !! Even this monster couldn't stand up to nature ! He died wandering around a country of ice !!

Chopper: After all, 500 years ago.. I'm sure oars was... Butt-naked !

Sanji/Zoro: NO WAY WE'RE GONNA LOSE TO AN IDIOT LIKE THAT !!

Chopper: Zombies don't feel pain, but they still take damage. All his old wounds are still building up !! If we disable this one arm, then his attack power will be cut in half !! Anyways, concentrate on this point !

Oars: ... What're you doing standing on my shoulder, you midget human ?!!

*ZBRUNK*

Zoro: CHOPPER !!

Oars: ... Huh ?

Chopper: Since you're a zombie, you don't even know that you just hurt yourself with that punch !!

Oars: Huh ?! In my hand ?!

Chopper: Because I'm small, the gaps in your fists are like caves !! Rumble !! Jumping point !! Arm point !!

Sanji: Good job evading !! I'll lend you a hand, Chopper !!

Chopper: Sanji !! Thanks !!

Sanji: Armée de l'air...

Chopper: Cutting hoof...

Oars: Oh ?! Why, you ! No matter how many times you attack the same place, it'll never work !!

Chopper: It's definitely working !! pain is the signal for the body to protect itself ! Without that, there can't be strength at all !!

Oars: What are you talking about ?!

Zoro: Hey !! This is bad, you two ! You've got to get away !!

oars: GUM GUM...

Sanji: ... Well, shoot...

Chopper: This is bad !!

Usopp: Dammit !! That's another two... !! Everyone's going down !!

Moria: Fourth and fifth... Kishishishi... Only four more !!

Usopp: DWAAA, HERE HE COMES !!

Nami: It's impossible !! There's no way we can beat him !! there's only four of us against that monster... !!

Usopp: I agree !! We don't have any more tricks up our sleeves !! We need to wake him up !!

Nami: I'm not in the mod for puns !

Brook: ... I'll do it.

Usopp: You'll... What ?

Zoro: Usopp ! I'll create an opening !!

Usopp: Huh ? What ?! Ooh ! I see ! Roger that !!

Zoro: Three-swords style...

Oars: UOOOOOO !!

Nami: Wah !! He did it ! Did it work ?!

Oars: Again and again with the right arm !! I keep talling you it won't work ! You bastard !!

Nami: ZOROOO !!

Usopp: HEY !! OVER HERE, OARS !!

*GLOMP*

Oars: ... ... ... ? Something went in my mouth...

Nami: What was that just now... ? Usopp... ?!

Usopp: W- We did it !! W... WE GOT HIM TO EAT THE SALT !!

Nami: Salt ?! What about salt ?!

Usopp: Oh, you didn't know... Salt is the zombies' weakness !! Look ! Oars is done for !! Luffy's shadow is coming out !! Get purified, your monster zombie !!

Usopp: ... What ?! Why ? That's Moria's shadow...

Moria: Kishishishi ! I was protecting his body from inside, you moron. Hey, you dropped this, long-nose !!

Usopp: Buheh !! Bleh ! UWAH ! The salt !! The last of the salt that Brook collected !! Dammit !! Dammit !! That bastard !! Mocking us... !!

Moria: Kishishishishi !! You looked so happy for a second there. What a fool... ! Did you think I wouldn't be prepared, knowing that zombies have that weakness ?!

Usopp: ... ... DAMN !!

Oars: STAMP !!

Nami: AH !! USOPP !!

Moria: KEEP ON STOMPING !! Kishishishishi ! Crush him into dust !! That woman, too !! Crush them, crush them !! Crush them all !! Kishishishishishi !! It looks like those guys on the ground are still breathing !! I don't want to be able to tell they're human when you're done !!

Oars: ... ... ... ...

Moria: Hey, Oars ! What are you doing ?! Hurry and crush them !

Oars: ... ... Heavy... !

*BROM*

Moria: What ?!!

???: Seriously, I didn't think I'd ever say these words one day, but...

"That's enough Skull jokes for today..."

Moria: So you're been awaken already... But all you're doing is crushing them yourself now !!

"Oh, am I ?"

???: HEY !! GIANT GUY !! What are you trying to step on ? There's nobody under your feet !!

Oars: Who're you ?

Luffy: MONKEY !! D !! LUFFY !!

Nami: We're saved...

Usopp: I don't know who you are, but that was close... Huh... ?! Lu- LUFFY ?!!

Nami: WH- WHERE ?!!

Usopp: You do resemble Luffy, but... is that really you ?!

Luffy: It's really me !

Nami: yeah, the way he talks... !! What just happened ?!

Moria: Did he have the power to transform, too ?! Or could it be... ? Hmph !! I don't care !! destroy him !!

Luffy: So they got everyone else...

"Yep. And humiliating enough, even me..."

Usopp: Here it comes !! This is dangerous ! I'm sure you know, but your shadow is in that zombie, Luffy !! Plus, his body can stretch like rubber, so he can use your attacks, too !!

Oars: GUM GUM... RIFLE !!

Luffy: i'm the only Luffy, there is !!

Zombies: Hey, something's flying this way. What the heck is that ? Maybe it's a rain cloud or something ? Or a huge bird ?

Zombies: ... Ehhhhh ?! IT'S OARS !! WHAT'S GOING ON !!

*BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Pirates: He's doing it ! He's really doing it ! he's fighting oars !! Quick, while we have time !! There they are !! Our ray of hope's crew !! They were all beaten !! What terrible wounds... ! It's dangerous for them to be lying here !!

Usopp: hey !! What's with that group of people ?! Are they zombies ?! What are they doing to Zoro and the others ?!

Nami: We've got to get down there, fast !!

Lola: Save our ray of hope's comrades !! Move them to a safe location !! And these are the kinds of guys I like !

Pirates: Some of them had their shadows taken !! Don't be too rough !!

Lola: We're counting on you... Nightmare Luffy !!

Zombies: WAAAAAAAGH !! What's going on ?! Oars is getting beaten up by somebody !! Who is it ?! What kind of creature could send that giant body flying like that ?!!

Zombies: Hey, did you here ?! Right now, Lord Moria is riding in Oars' stomach !!

Zombies: Ehh ?! Our master is showing himself on the battlefield ?!! The man who controls all of the zombies in thriller Bark, is getting beaten, along with that super-strong special zombie ?!! What kind of joke is this... ?! Oars is a legendary villain from 500 years ago !! he was called a "Demon" !! And our master is one of the Shichibukai, Lord gecko Moria !!

Oars: Haa... Why, you... YOU FREAKING MIDGET !!

Moria: Damn ! Where did Strawhat get this power ? Come on, Oars ! You're pathetic ! You're up against a lone pirate ! We just got started ! Maybe I should leave the cockpit for a bit...

*POP*

"Please don't, the fun bits are about to start. But, I must congratulate you, Moria. You're now one among the handful of people that managed to seriously piss me off."

Moria: Gh...

"So, i'm curious. How exactly do you intend to fight me now that's you've already taken my shadow ? No, don't bother answering that..."

"That was a rhetorical question"

*F-TWOOOOOOOOOM*

Luffy: GUM GUM...

"GASTER..."

Zombies: WAAAAAHHH, OARS !! LORD MORIAAA !!

Pirates: He's falling down !! be careful !!

*BROOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Pirate: Captain Lola !! Look ! Strawhat is... !!

Lola: the shadows are exiting his body ! They did it... they really won. OARS AND MORIA HAVE BEEN DEFEATED !! EVERYONE'S SHADOWS ARE COMING BACK !

Pirates: You did it, our ray of hope!! Thank you !! THRILLER BARK HAS FALLEN !!