" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

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Your POV:

Pepper: Captain...

Klahadoll: Pirates are "great warriors of the sea" ? Don't twist the truth, it's because you have that savage bloodline that you like to lie so much ! And use violence whenever you are enraged... I believe you only get close to the young miss for her money...

Usopp: What the hell are you talking about !!

Klahadoll: Who cares what your motive is, the fact that your father is a pirate is more than enough reason for me to kick you out !

Usopp: I dare you to say that again !

Kaya: Usopp, please stop !!! Please don't use violence !!

Kaya: Klahadoll... Isn't a bad person... he's just concerned about me, that's why he's a little extreme...

Klahadoll: Get the hell out of here ! Savages like you are not welcome here ! I'll let you off this time, but I warn you... Don't come here again !

Usopp: Fine... I understand... I'll leave even without you telling me to ! I'll never come back here again !

Carrot: Captain !!

Kaya: Usopp...

Carrot: You bastard ! Captain is not that kind of person !

Pepper: Yeah ! Stupid !

Onion: Idiot !!

Luffy: Idiot !!

"Why are you screaming along them ?"

All three: YAAAAAAAAAH !!

Luffy: I'm gonna kill him !

Zoro: hey, stop !

Klahadoll: All of you, get the hell out of here now !

Kaya: *Cough cough*

*Knock knock*

Klahadoll: Young miss, it's lunch time...

Kaya: I don't want it ! I don't want to eat... It doesn't taste good !

Klahadoll: Don't say that, the chief is gonna get mad. He tried hard to come up with some food suited for your health, young miss.

Kaya: Why did you have to say it like that ? I know I kept it from you, secretly talking to Usopp is my fault... But you shouldn't have chased him away like that...

Klahadoll: ... May I sit ?

Kaya: please.

Klahadoll: I've been in this house for three years now. I can never forget what happened that day... Three years ago, I was working on a ship, because of a small mistake I made, I was fired... Afterwards, I got lost wandering and ended up in this village. I didn't have any money, and didn't know what to do, but your dad took me in... If he hadn't done that, I would be dead now. To me, your late parents were my saviors. And you... Are my savior's daughter...

Klahadoll: I know interfering with you making friends, is none of this lowly servant's business, but that Usopp guy, he has a bad reputation in the village... If... If anything happened to you... I would feel like I had betrayed your parents !

Klahadoll: I know that what I said before was a little extreme... Do you hate me because of it ?

Kaya: No, I don't hate you... I should thank you for taking care of me, but you misunderstood him, Usopp is not a bad person at all !

Klahadoll: That doesn't matter.

Kaya: You... Why won't you listen to my explanation ?!

Klahadoll: So what if I don't listen ?!

Nami: Where are Luffy and Y/n ?

Zoro: They went chasing that captain guy.

Carrot: the captain must be there !

Pepper: Yes ! At the shore ! Everytime something happens, he always goes ther !

Pepper/Carrot: Going to check it out ?

Zoro: Nah...

Nami: Hey, where's your other buddy ?

Pepper: Oh ! Onion, right ? He often suddenly disappears !

Carrot: Yeah ! And makes tons of noise when he shows up !

Onion: WAAAAH WAAAAH ! THIS IS BAD ! WAAAAAH WAAAAAH !

Carrot: Ah ! it's Onion !

Onion: Bad news ! HAAAH ! Huf huf ! There's a man that... backwards !! There's a weird guy, he walks backwards !!!

Carrot/Pepper: Liar !

Onion: it's true ! Look !

Jango: Hey ! Who said I'm a weird guy ? I don't look weird at all !

Nami: yes you are ! Any way I look at it, you're weird !

Jango: Shut up ! I'm just a hypnotist passing by...

Onion: Hypnotist ? Wow !

Pepper: Can you show us your skills ?

Carrot: Yeah ! Show us !

Jango: What ?! Idiots ! You guys don't even understand what a hypnotist is ! This is our first meeting, no way I'm showing you my hypnotism ! Ok ! You guys stare at this !

Zoro: You're showing them anyway !

Jango: I'll say "One, two, Jango" and you will fall asleep ! Let's start, ooone... two... Jango !

Zoro: Hey ! What the hell is he doing ?!

Luffy: HI !

Usopp: WAAH !

"There you are !"

Usopp: It' you ! Why can't you be more normal ?!

"Nor-what ? Anyways, you're Yasopp's son, right ?"

Usopp: How do you know that ?

Luffy: We've known him for more than 10 years now !

Usopp: really ? You know my dad ?

"Yup ! You look just like him, no wonder I thought you looked familiar. I just realized that a moment ago."

Usopp: Where is he now ?

Luffy: No idea, but I'm pretty sure he is on Shanks the red-haired's ship ! Yasopp is one of my favorite pirates in that crew !

Usopp: Re... Really ? So he is on that Red-haired Shank's ship huh ? ... SHANKS THE RED-HAIRED ?!!

"Oh ? You know Shanks ?"

Usopp: Of course ! He is a great pirate ! Is my dad really on that great ship ?

Luffy: Great ? Yeah ! His shootings skills are the best, Yasopp's never misses anything within his range.

"Yeah, whenever we had a shooting contest, it always ended up as a draw, or him winning."

*BANG*

Luffy: Wow ! Amazing !

Yasopp: of course ! Even if it's between the eyes of an ant, I can still shoot it !

"That makes the final score 100 to 99 in your favor... Damn, I'll never beat you, right ?"

Yassop (mildly drunk): Luffy, I have a son... He's just about your age...

"And that's just about the 900th time you tell us that story already."

Yassop: Then I'm gonna tell it more, so you have to listen to it no matter how many times !

Luffy: Ah ! Yes, yes !!

Yasopp: I had to force myself to leave him !! There's only one reason, because the pirate flag was calling me !!

Luffy: Yasopp was a really popular pirate !

Usopp: is that really true ? To tell you the truth, even thought he left me for the sea, I'm always proud of my dad ! But that bastard Klahadoll looked down on him, he looked down on my pride !

"Don't worry about it, it's not like he knows what it really means being a pirate."

Luffy: yup ! I don't like him at all ! Are you giving up seeing that young miss ?

Usopp: Dunno, maybe if that butler apologizes, and begs me, then I'll consider !

"That butler down there ?"

Usopp: Yeah ! That butler... Why is he here ?

Klahadoll: Jango, I told you not to draw the attention of the villagers, why did you sleep in the middle of the street ?

Jango: How can I attract any attention ? It's not like I look weird or something !

"That guy with him definitely looks weird..."

Usopp: I've never seen him before, who is he ?

Klahadoll: So... Are you all prepared for it ?

Jango: Of course ! We can start operation "Assassinate The young miss" any time !

Y/n/Usopp/Luffy: 'What ?! Assassinate ?!!'

Klahadoll: "Assassinate" is such an ugly word !

Jango: Ah, yeah ! Accident ! We'll call it an accident ! isn't that right captain Kuro ?

Klahadoll: Captain Kuro... I gave up that name 3 years ago, don't call me by that name again ! You are the captain now !

Luffy: hey, what are those two talking about ?

"Luffy, you heard them yourself, why are you asking ?"

Usopp: I think I've heard the name captain Kuro somewhere... I think he's a pirate famous for his careful planning before robbing and plundering... But I heard he got caught by the navy three years ago, and got executed...

Jango: I still remember that day... it simply shocked me...

Klahadoll: Hmm ?

Jango: You said you were going to give up being a pirate, and made me the captain ! Everyone thinks that captain Kuro has been executed by the navy ! But actually, you hid in this little village, and told us to come here in three year's time. Before, when I worked for you, there were always a lot of "benefits" that's the only reason I worked for you ! I can get a good share this time, right ?

Klahadoll: yes. If you succeed, you'll get your share.

Jango: Good ! Leave that girl to me !

Klahadoll: Killing her is not enough... You have to make sure it looks like an accident ! It looks like you're not ready yet !

Jango: Shut up ! I'm completely ready ! When you send the signal, we'll charge into the village and kill the young miss, simple as that ! Then you can openly claim her inheritance.

Klahadoll: I wonder if your mom actually gave you a brain ! I have no relation to her family, how can there be inheritance for me ?

Jango: We can work on it !

Klahadoll: It's no use ! The most important part is... Before you kill her, you have to hypnotize her, and make her write my name into the will ! "I will leave all my wealth to my butler, Klahadoll." !

Klahadoll: this way, I can openly claim her wealth ! I've spent three years getting everyone to trust me, and as soon as she write the will, no one will suspect me !

Jango: just for this you spent three years being a butler ? If I were you, I would have just robbed them straight on !

Klahadoll: If I had done that, I'd still be an outlaw, and the navy would still chase me ! This plan can get me tons of money, plus I won't have the marines chasing me. I like using my head to find a peaceful way to settle things !

Jango: Hahahaha ! Peaceful way to settle things ? You mean murdering her entire family is a peaceful way ?

Klahadoll: Hey, Kaya's parents died naturally, it wasn't part of my plan !

Jango: Whatever, let's not argue over this. Anyways, you just need to send the signal ! Our ship has been anchored close by for almost a week ! They're starting to grow impatient !

Usopp: Horrible... I've heard a horrible plan...

Luffy: Hey ! What's going on ? This doesn't look good !

Usopp: isn't he listening ? Of course it doesn't look good ! they're serious about this !

"So, for three years, he played the nice butler, only waiting for the right time to strike..."

Usopp: That butler... No, captain Kuro, is still alive ! And I punched him before... he'll kill me for sure ! Kaya will be killed too ! The village will be under attack !! Not good... not good at all !

"Luffy, what are you doing ? They'll see you if you stand up."

Luffy: HEY ! YOU TWO !! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE YOUNG MISS !!!!

Jango: Who are they ?!

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Usopp: You idiot !! They'll see you ! Hide ! they'll see you !

"I'm pretty sure they already spotted us."

Klahadoll: Oh... It's just Usopp...

Usopp: YAAAAAH !! HE SAW ME !

Klahadoll: Did you... hear anything ?

Usopp: No ! Nothing at all ! We just got here... really...

Luffy: We heard everything !

Usopp: HEY !!

"Captain Kuro, isn't it ?"

Usopp: *crying intensifie*

Jango: heard everything... oh well, you guys, take a look at this pendulum...

Luffy: Look at what ?

Usopp: Ah ! That ! he's going to use that to kill us !!

"Usopp, that's a hypnosis's pendulum, not a weapon... Hypnotist..."

Jango: When I say one, two, Jango, you will fall asleep... one... Two...

Usopp: You idiots ! Hurry up and hide !

Jango: Jango !

Klahadoll: You still haven't get rid of that habit, have you ?

That instant, Luff, who had fall asleep, started to fell of the cliff.

Usopp: Hey ! What are you doing ? You're falling over !

Usopp: Hey ! Hey, you !! Are you alright ?

"he's alright, don't worry about him."

Usopp: Huh ? Why aren't you asleep ?!

"I... Closed my eyes... ? Like, to not be hypnotized ?"

Jango: Damn, I didn't wanted to kill him... broken neck, I don't think there's any hope !

Usopp: B... Bastard ! You killed him !

Jango: What about these ones ? Kill them too ?

Klahadoll: Don't need to. No matter what they say, I don't think anyone will ever believe them. Jango, tomorrow morning, take the crew to attack the village ! And destroy some houses, make it look like a pirate raid. Then, kill Kaya, the young miss. Tomorrow... Did you hear that, Usopp ? It doesn't really matter, none of you can affect my plan.

Usopp: Damn... I hate you ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

Jango: Are you sure it's okay ?

Klahadoll: Don't worry, my plan won't be affected.

"Never proclaim that, you could be surprised."

Jango: How did you got down here so fast ?!

"The same way you're gonna head out, now get lost."

Before they could register, they were launched away, and landed... I don't really care, as long as it's far away from here.

"Alright, now for the hard part... Waking him up. Hum hum... LUFFY SOMEONE IS BURNING YOUR HAT !!!"

Luffy: WHERE IS THAT IDIOT, I'LL DESTROY HIM !!!

"Relax, nothing happened, I just had to wake you up somehow. Now that' you're up, we have to plan: How are we going to stop that raid ?"