" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Pirates: DON !!

"We... We did it ? Is it over now ?"

Krieg: IT'S TOO EARLY FOR CELEBRATIONS YET !! YOU LITTLE BRATS !!

Luffy: Ahh ! He's still alive !

Krieg: KUHAHAHA ! NO ONE CAN JUST ESCAPE MY IRON NET !! BELOW US IS THE SEA ! THE FIGHT IS OVER, ANCHOR BRAT !! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DRAG YOU DOWN UNDER AND YOU'LL DROWN TO YOUR DEATH !! THE ONE WHO LAUGHS AT THE END IS ALWAYS ME !!!

Pirates: That's the Don we all know ! Die, Rubber boy !!

"LUFFY !!"

Luffy: As long as I can stretch my arms and legs, victory's still mine !

Pirates: That bastard... ! He's still trying to fight ?! But the ocean should be his weak point !

Sanji: 'He doesn't hesitate at all... ! Not even for an instant... ! How can he...'

Krieg: WHA ?! 'What's with this guy ?! Despite my countless of weapons... Despite my strength !'

Zeff: "How can he keep on fighting even now." Is that what you were wondering ?

Krieg: Give me some support, you bastards !!

Pirates: Y- YES, DON !!

Luffy: This time, it'll really be the end !!

Krieg: Shoot him all at once !

Sanji: Quit it. Or I'll kill the lot of you.

Pirates: ACK !

Krieg: Bunch of useless weaklings ! In the end, the only one I can rely on is myself ! Prepare to die, rubber boy !

Just one split second before he fired, his arm was thrown to the side, and his shot entirely missed.

"I told you you'd be the one having a bad time, Krieg."

The last hints of a blue flame, dying in my eye.

Krieg: D- DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Luffy: Hehe ! I knew I could count on you Y/n ! GUM GUM...

Pirates: AHHHHH ! DON KRIIIIEEEEGGGGG !!!

Cooks: WAY TO GO, ERRAND BOYYYYS !!!

Patty: Th... They really did it ! They defeated the pirate fleet admiral Don Krieg...

Zeff: If the fleet that Krieg amassed, along with the hundreds of his weapons, armors, and even his poison gas can be seen as his "might", then those boys' "spears" are their own brand of might all the same.

Sanji: Spear...

Zeff: No matter how many hundreds of weapons or armor one is equipped with, they're no match for that "one special spear" that comes from your guts...

Sanji: Conviction...

Pirates: Don ! Hang in there ! Damn it ! How could our Don have been... !

Zeff: I happen to know of a certain idiot, who'd stifle that very spear for no good reason...

"Um... I do have a question. Could one of you go and rescue Luffy ? I doubt that he'll be able to come back on his own, an I'm kinda out of gas here..."

Zeff: You should go, Sanji. Those with special abilities obtained from devil fruits are hated by the sea and can't swim.

Sanji: Wha ! You damn geezer, you should've told me that sooner !

Zeff: Hmf...

Gin: Krieg lost... ? As if that could ever happen... He's the supreme ruler of the sea... !

Patty: Say all you want but take a look for yourself. His prized armor is in pieces !

Gin: He's... the only man... I ever admired... ! I believed... he was the strongest !

Sanji: hey, don't you die on me now. 'All of them...'

Zoro: If I were to take even one step back right now, I get the feeling that I'd never be able to return back to where I'm standing right now.

Luffy: This ain't the place for us to die !

"Now, Krieg... You're gonna have a bad time."

Sanji: It's simple ! Just throw your ambitions away !!

Krieg: AREN'T I STRONGEST ?! NO ONE DARES TO GO AGAINST ME !!

Pirates: Don ! Please stop ! If you keep yelling with those injuries...

Krieg: I'VE WON EVERY SINGLE BATTLE I'VE BEEN IN ! IT'S UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE SOMEONE THAT CAN MATCH MY STRENGTH !!

Sanji: Krieg !!

"You've got to be kidding... Well, if he's asking for more, who am I to deny him it..."

Krieg: I WIN... AND W... ILL CONTI... NUE... TO WIN !!

Pirates: Calm down the Don ! He's lost his consciousness !

Krieg: I AM THE STRONGEST !!!

A good ol' direct to the guts, courtesy of his own battle commander, and he was out for good.

Gin: Don Krieg... We've lost.

Pirates: Battle commander !

Gin: Let's retreat for today, and start anew. Thanks for everything, Sanji...

Sanji: Yeah... Please don't come back again.

Patty: Hey, what are you planning to do by taking away the very man who tried to kill you ?!

Gin: ... Sanji... When he wakes up, could you pass him this message ? "Let's meet again, out on Grand Line."

"You're... Still gonna be a pirate ?"

Patty: Psh, you never learn, do ya ?

Gin: When I think about it, there's nothing else that I want to do. I guess before I realized it, Don Krieg's ambition became mine as well... I've decided that this time, I'll do things of my own will... In my own way. Even if I don't have a place to run away anymore. Loyalty to the Don, my ass... All I've been doing is using the Don's name as a shield to escape and hide behind.

Gin: As long as you're prepared, things like being scared of your enemies or getting hurt, are nothing but useless worrying. You guys taught me it's better not to worry about any of that stuff... !

Sanji: ... Patty, Carne. Give them the boat we use to go out and buy ingredients.

Patty: WHAT ?! ARE YOU RETARDED ?! WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO GIVE A BOAT TO THE VERY PIRATES THAT ATTACKED US ?! THOSE SCUMS CAN SWIM AWAY FOR ALL WE CARE !

Carne: HOW'RE WE GONNA BUY FOOD SUPPLIES IF WE GIVE THEM OUR BOAT, YOU NUMBSKULL !

Sanji/Y/n:

Patty: F... Fine, we'll do it...

Carne: Yikes...

Luffy: Hm... ? MY HAT !!

"It's right there, can't you see ?"

Luffy: Oh... It is.

Sanji: So you woke up, did you now ? Sorry but we've run out of more bandages.

Luffy: Don't need it. What happened to those guys ?

Sanji: They've left. Thanks to you.

Gin: Calculating, cautious hesitation and whatnot...

Sanji: Hm ?

Gin: When I look at him, all those things seem so stupid... !

"Sometimes, I'd prefer if he could think a little more before running out to fight..."

Gin: See ya. Thanks again. It's alright if I don't return this boat, right ?

Sanji: If you have the balls to come back and return it, go ahead. You weakling.

Gin: Some scary restaurant this is.

Cooks: That's right ! Get it through your thick heads ! This is the "Baratie" the fighting restaurant of the seas !

Sanji: "Let's meet again out on Grand Line." is what Gin said before leaving.

Luffy: Cool, he said that to you ?

Sanji: TO YOU, DUMBASS !!

Luffy: Ah, that's right ! We're finally done with being errand-boys as of today ! We made that promise with the old man !

Sanji: Right, congrats.

Luffy: So then, you wanna...

Sanji: I ain't gonna be a pirate. I'm gonna stay here and be a cook, until the day that damn geezer acknowledge my cooking...

Luffy: Fine, I won't insist then.

Sanji: C- Could you say that to your hand, too ?!

Sanji: After something like that happening, I can't afford to leave even more. The cooks here are completely undependable. But I do want to go out to Grand Line one of these days.

Luffy: Then let's go right now !

Sanji: Not just yet though. Hey... Do you know about All Blue ?

Luffy: No.

Sanji: What ? You've never heard of the ocean of miracles ? Well, you see, in All Blue...

Zeff: Talking with such a stupidly wide grin on your face... Idiot.

Cooks: Time for some grub, you bastards !!

Cook: Hey, who's the one in charge of cooking today ?

Patty: That'd be me !

Carne: And, me !

Cooks: Oh, the hellish duo ? Guess it's nothing to look forward to then.

Patty: JUST SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND EAT, YOU BOILED-BRAIN IDIOTS !!

Sanji: Hm ? Hey... Where's our seats ?

Luffy: Where's the food ?

"WHERE'S THE TRIGGER ?!!"

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP !!!*

Cooks: There ain't no chairs for you. Hehe heh, just eat on the floor !

Sanji: No chairs ?! This is a restaurant, how's that freakin' possible ?! Fine, whatever.

"Something's strange about them..."

Sanji: They're always strange.

Patty: Hey, who was the one in charge of making this morning's soup ?!

Sanji: Oh, that'd be me ! Pretty good, right ? I made it especially g-

Patty: How the hell am I supposed to pass this crap down my stomach ?! What is this, pig feed ?!

Sanji: Wha... Hey. Does proper human food not suit you, you damn raccoon ?

Patty: ha, this is pure crap of the highest quality. Makes me wanna puke ! Did you put actual shit in this or what ?

Sanji: I'm perfectly confident about my soup. Maybe it's your damn tongue that's...

Carne: YUCK !

Cooks: No way we can eat this filth ! Just throw it out ! Terrible ! Just terrible !!

Sanji: THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL DOING ?!

Cooks: You being the assistant head chef was always just a sham ! It's only because you've been here the longest ! We're sick of your violent ways. If something tastes bad, then it's our right to say it's bad.

Sanji: What did you...

*SCHKLING*

Cooks: OWNER !!

Sanji: Old geezer !

Zeff: What's with this disgusting soup ? It is supposed to taste like sludge or what ?! We'd go out of business if we served this to the customers !

Sanji: DON'T JOKE WITH ME, YOU DAMN GEEZER ! HOW'S THIS ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE SOUP YOU MAKE ?! WELL ?! SPEAK UP !

Zeff: The soup I make... ? DON'T GET COCKY !!

"He... He just punched him..."

Zeff: It's a hundred years too early for a lil' eggplant like you to be comparing my soup with yours ! I've cooked all around the world !

Cooks: He didn't kick, but punched him instead... !

Sanji: ... DAMN IT !!

"You know, I don't think you guys had to go this far..."

Luffy: This soup's pretty good if you ask me.

Cooks: Yeah, we know. Everyone here knows how good Sanji's cooking is. But whew, that was scary. He sure was stomping mad.

Zeff: If we didn't do that, that idiot would never listen to us... Hey, kids...

Luffy: Hm ?

Zeff: Wold you mind... Taking that lil' eggplant with you ? Take him to Grand Line, it's his dream.

Cooks: Geez, that was more trouble than it was worth, owner Zeff ! It was really hard to play along. Hey, give me another helping of this soup !

'You guys know he can still hear you ? He's right behind the door...'

Luffy: Take Sanji along ? ... DAGA KOTOWARU !!

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Luffy: Take Sanji along ? Don't wanna.

Cooks: WHAAAAAAAAAT ?!

Zeff: What's the meaning of this ? Didn't you want a cook for your ship ? What, are you not satisfied with him ?

"No, it's not like we're dissatisfied or anything, in fact, we do want him to tag along. But he said he wants to stay here and be a cook."

Luffy: So even if you tell us to take him with us, we're not gonna.

Zeff: So you won't accept unless he says it himself.

Luffy: Yup. More soup please.

Zeff: Well, you do have a point. But the problem is whether that rebellious brat will be honest with himself or not...

Cooks: It's impossible ! he's too hard headed for his own good. More soup !

Sanji: Hm ? Wha- ?

Cooks: Sanji ! What is this guy ? A mermaid ?! Did he come all the way from Fishman island to try our cooking ?

Sanji: You idiot, this is just a guy in a panda-shark.

"Y... Yosaku ?!"

Yosaku: Ah... Brother Luffy, brother Y/n... !

Luffy: What are you doing here alone ? Where are the others ? And what about Nami ?

Yosaku: We couldn't catch up with sister Nami, but judging from the way she was headed, we're pretty sure we know where's she's headed.

Luffy: Oh good. Then let's go and bring her back.

Yosaku: Well umm... If she's headed to where we think she's headed to, then it's an incredibly dangerous place... ! Well, I'll fill you in on the details later ! In any case, we need your strength, bros ! please come right away !

"You know, you didn't have to beg us, we were planning to go from the very beginning."

Sanji: Wait. I'll go too. Take me with you.

Cooks: What ?! Sanji...

Sanji: I'll accompany you on your way to becoming the Pirate king. After all, we both have crazy dreams, so I'll tag along to fulfill mine. i'll be the cook for your ship. Sound good ? Or bad ?

Luffy: SOUNDS GREAT ! WOOHOO !!

Yosaku: Alright, brother Luffy !

Luffy: Yeah !!

Sanji: That's how it's gonna be, guys. Sorry for all the trouble I put you through.

Patty: Hmpf, I don't like it one bit ! I wanted to throw you outta here with my own two hands, but now you decide to leave on your own ?

"There's no need for that performance anymore, he heard everything you guys said about him."

Patty: WHA- ?! YOU KNEW ?!

Sanji: I could hear you crystal clear from outside, you numbskulls. So... You wanted to kick me out that badly, huh ? Is that right, you damn geezer ?

Patty: WHY THE HELL DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TALK LIKE THAT ?!

Zeff: Hmph. That's exactly right, lil' eggplant. I've always hated brats. There hasn't been a single day when I didn't regret saving a brat like you.

Sanji: ha... Whatever you say, geezer. Enjoy the few years you have left.

Yosaku: Woah, nice boat ! Can we really use this ?

Cook: of course. It's Sanji's after all. But you wanna take more ?!

Luffy: Yup. Gimme more meat.

Cook: How many days are you gonna be sailing for ?

"With Luffy, there's two things we're never sure about. The time we'll be traveling, and the amount of food he'll eat. So stuff that fridge, please.

Yosaku: Brother cook is sure running late... Ah, he's here.

Patty: THIS IS PAYBACK FOR ALL THOSE YEARS !

Carne: DIE, SANJI !!

2 and a half seconds later:

Cook: Told ya you couldn't beat him.

"Maybe if you kept your mouths shut, you'd be able to take him off-guard. Just maybe."

Sanji: Let's go.

Luffy: Just like that ? What about saying goodbyes ?

Sanji: It's fine.

Zeff: Hey, Sanji. Don't catch a cold.

Sanji: ... ... ... OWNER ZEFF !!! I'M ETERNALLY GRATEFUL, FOR TAKING CARE OF ME FOR SO DAMN LONG !! I SHALL NEVER FORGET FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE... THE DEBT I OWE YOU !!

Patty: YOU BASTARD ! GODDAMN IT ! WE'RE GONNA BE LONELY WITHOUT YA !!

Carne: REAL LONELY, YOU HEAR ?!

Cooks: WE'LL MISS YOU ! YOU'RE MAKING US CRY, DAMMIT !!

Zeff: Damn idiots... Men should say their goodbyes silently.

Sanji: LET'S MEET AGAIN ONE DAY ! YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BASTARDS !!!

Luffy: ALRIGHT ! LET'S SET SAIL !!

"Please stop yelling already..."