" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

3rd person POV:

Masira: We are stopping ?

Cricket: yes, we are. There is no doubt that the golden city is up in the sky. It is foolish to search for it under the sea.

Shoujou: Boss...

Masira: Boss...

Cricket: I appreciate the assistance that you guys lend mp all this time. Thank you for giving your youth for the dream of an old man like me...

Masira: Boss... Don't say that... !!

Cricket: Hey kids... For our next dream... What will it be ?

Masira: ... OH !! YEAH !!

Shoujou: We'll stay behind you all the way, boss !!

Citizens: LET'S GET AWAY FROM HERE !! WHY DID HE COME TO OUR TOWN ?!! STAY AWAY FROM THEM !!

Crew: Bellamy !! Sarquiss !! Please ! Stop it !!

Sarquiss: I BEG OF YOU !! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ?! LET US GO !!

Citizens: What the hell ?! Was Sarquiss... Begging ?!

???: Why ? "Why", you asked, Sarquiss ? Bellamy... It is because you shamed my sign ! Why else ? Fuffuffuffuffu.

???: Whether or not Sky island exists... Whether the golden city is a legend, or a reality...

Doflamingo: Those things do not interest me. Before you acted on such foolish dreams... You should have listened to the opinions of others !!

Citizens: Donquixote Doflamingo... One of the Shichibukai.. he once had a bounty worth more than 300 million Berry on his head... What is he doing here... ?

Doflamingo: I don't need... Any street punks under my command !

Sarquiss: Shit, shit !! My hands are moving on their own !! Please stop !! Forgive us !! AAAAH !!

Bellamy: Pl... Please... One... Chance... !! I... I will follow your every command !!

Crew: Bellamy ! Bellamy, that's enough !!

Bellamy: Even though I lost... I never intended to disobey your orders ! I swear on the sign !! I just went about it a little differently... if I merely kicked them out...They will get to your position eventually...

Doflamingo: ... Oh... ! That is very thoughtful of you, my loyal follower. I like that... Fuffuffuffu !! The new age is coming... I will let you decide your own destiny. However... I have no use of you by my side.

Sarquiss: AAAAH ! NO !!

Bellamy: DOFLAMINGO- UWAAAAGH !!

Doflamingo: Fu... Fuffuffuffuffu...

Citizens: Even though he is worth 55 million... Bellamy is like an ant in front of that man...

Doflamingo: HUAHAHAHAH !! IT IS COMING !! HURRY ! GET PREPARED !! ONLY THE WORTHY PIRATES WILL BE ALLOWED TO EXIST IN THE NEW AGE !! All the worthless trash... Will vanish in the wave of... THE NEW AGE !! HUAHAHAHAHAHA !!

"GET A HOLD OF SOMETHING !!"

Usopp: WAAAH !!

Luffy: IT'S COLD !!

Sanji: You okay ? Nami-san, Robin-chan ?!

*SPLAT*

Nami: Hah... Hah... That was scary... Why did the octopus suddenly shrink ?

Zoro: What was that ?

"A leak, you think ?"

Luffy: Phew... Thanks to you... We're still alive. Thanks, octopus.

Usopp: The sea... It's blue !! is everyone safe ?

Sanji: Well... that was one magical trip.

Robin: Now that we are back down... That trip feels like a dream...

Nami: That's because it really as a dreamy place...

Chopper: Heh... I wonder... if we will ever go back again...

Zoro: Maybe you will go there after you die. Or somewhere close... heheh.

Usopp: Zoro... Are you sure that we'll go to heaven ?

"I'm sure I'm not going anywhere soon. As for heaven... I don't know."

Luffy: All right !! Men, drop the sails !! we're going to the next island !!

"Luffy, give us a short break, will ya ?"

Nami: Tsk, tsk, tsk... If you could rest whenever you want on this sea... Nobody would be afraid of it. Everyone, move it !! See ? Here it comes.

Chopper: UWEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!

Usopp: FULL SPEED AHEAD !!!! IT'S A TSUNAMI !!!

"Why are there giant monkey heads in that wave... ?"

Luffy: Look ! Sea monkeys !!

Zoro: Finally, it calmed down... That was close...

Luffy: Puuh... GUHPUUHH

"Why are you always so stubborn, Luffy ?"

Luffy: I... I couldn't do it on the Blue sea. I thought I could do it here...

Chopper: Aah !! Somebody, get him a doctor !! AH !! I'M THE DOCTOR !!

Usopp: Only Nami can do it regardless which sea it is.

Sanji: Nami Nami Go~ !

Nami: yes ! It works on the Blue, too ! Chopper, pull it up.

Chopper: Nami, you were great !!

Usopp: ... Everything except Cloud dial works down here, too.

Robin: You have to be in the sky island for the cloud to take shape...

Zoro: that's no big deals. The other dials are much better.

"*Chomp chomp*"

Luffy: Ah ! Hey, Sanji ! I want bread sticks, too !!

Nami: Alright~. Thank you for waiting. Now we will officially start distributing the loots !! each of this is worth a lot of money !!

Usopp: YEAH !!

Luffy: HURRY ! LET'S BUY A STATUE !! I WANT A STATUE !!

Chopper: Can I buy books ?!!

Sanji: New pots, new pans, new silverware... And a few mouse-traps...

Zoro: I'll be swimming in rum.

"Where can I find those children's harnesses ? I need to keep you kids on check."

Nami: First things. My share is 80% of these.

All: Hold on a second... !!

Nami: I'm just kidding, of course !

"Yeah... You better be..."

Luffy: Repair the ship ? Going Merry ?

Nami: Yes. The ship is just barely holding together right now...

"True... Then do we agree to give a Super upgrade to the Going Merry ?"

Luffy: AGREE !!

Nami: We don't know how much it will cost, so we'll distribute the loots later.

Zoro: We can't really rely on Usopp to fix everything... His repair skills are quite limited.

Usopp: For the last time, I'm a sniper ! S-N-I-P-E-R !!

Sanji: Hm... Let's get to a shipyard... A professional one, and get everything fixed up.

Chopper: Eh ? There are people who can fix the ship better than Usopp can ?

Usopp: Come to think of it, the ship has been sailing without major repairs ever since we left my village. We should really have it looked at, big time. Otherwise we may sink before we know it.

Luffy: Okay, I've decided. Our next crew member will be a shipwright !! Ir our journey is to continue, we will need such a person. Going Merry is our hoe. It's our lifeline ! We need to find someone who can keep it in good shape !!

Sanji: ... Did he just...

"Yeah, yeah... He did use his brain to say this... Well, it's decided then."

Usopp: Yup ! It's decided !! Hopefully we will find someone like that soon...

Luffy: Oh ! We also need a musician, by the way !!

"Leeet's shelve that idea for now... Priorities, priorities."

Luffy: Eh ?!

"... Run away ?"

Nami: ... Run away.

Usopp: RUN AWAY !! IT'S THE SEA MONKEYS !!! THEY'RE HERE AGAIN !!

Sanji: There's no wind !!

Nami: Pull up the sail !! We'll use the paddles !!

"Uuuuh... Guys... There another ship at 12 O-clock... I think... ?"

Usopp: What do you mean "I think" ?! Are there enemies ?!

Chopper: At a time like this ?!

"I... Don't know... There is no flag, or even a sail... !"

Usopp: What ?! What kind of ship is that ?

Luffy: That don't have anything ? Why are they on the sea ?!

"You realize I can't answer that, right ? But what I can say, it's that something ... the sailors don't look too good ! They all just sit there and look dishearten... Like they all got killed spiritually !!"

Luffy: What the heck ? Can that ship make it ?!

Nami: It'll get swallowed by the wave if it just drifts like that !!

Luffy: HEEEEY !! You guys, the wave and sea monkeys are coming !! Turn around !!

Crew: ... Ah... It's a ship... A pirate ship !! EVERYONE, GET UP !! IT'S AN ENEMY SHIP ! LET'S ROB THEIR TREASURES !!

Crew: It's a giant wave !! We have to dodge it !! We can't let the enemy get away !! Fire the cannon !! You can't command me !! Hurry up !! T- Turn the ship around ! You have to know your place !!

"They really do lack discipline."

Sanji: They said they want to rob us. let's just ignore them.

Crew: WHERE'S THE SAIL ?! How the hell should I know ? Where's the navigator !! I don't know !! CAPTAIN !! HE'S NOT HERE !! WE'RE DOOMED !!

*BOOM*

Crew: W- WHO FIRED THE CANNON ?!! Shit ! You are all useless !!

"Where ?!"

Crew: You can even dodge one fricking wave ?!!

Nami: Phew... It's over... That wave was probably caused by those sea monkeys. The temperature and humidity are stabilizing... We should be near the next island.

"Robin, you see anything ?"

Robin: Yes... It's been a while...

Usopp/Luffy: WHAT !! Why didn't you say so earlier !!

Usopp: You are on watch, so when you see an island, you're supposed to say...

Luffy: "HEY EVERYONE ! I SEE AN ISLAAAAAND !!"

Usopp: See ? Now you do it.

Robin: There is a heavy fog...

Nami: A fog ? There may be danger, so go watch the front.

"Aye aye."

Luffy: Do you know how much we want to see an island ?!

Robin: I'm sorry. I'll announce it next time.

Luffy: That's better.

Usopp: Hey, you guys... Don't you think that ship was kind of weird ?

"I was waiting for someone to finally point that out. There was no captain, no navigator... Not even a flag or a sail. And they all looked disheartened without any discipline."

Usopp: How could they have been pirates ?

Zoro: Maybe they lost a fight. The captain died... And they lost all their stuff ?

"How would you explain the absence of damage on their ship then ? There was no trace of any recent battle, or anything that could even suggest they were pirates to begin with."

Sanji: So they were not pirates, no big deal...

"Who knows... There's still something about that whole thing making me uncomfortable..."

Zoro: Careful, or you'll catch Usopp's disease, and start being afraid of everything.

Luffy: I wonder of there is a town or shipyard on the island.

Nami: Luffy, don't go on the island before everyone is ready !

Chopper: I hope we meet a good shipwright...

Luffy: The shore is near ! Get ready to anchor the ship !!

"Got it."

Usopp: Ooo !! Everyone... Listen to me...

Sanji: Chopper, Usopp is suffering from the die-when-going-to-an-unknown-island syndrome again.

Usopp: Y... YES... !!

Chopper: I don't know how to cure that.

"Is it even treatable... ?"

Luffy: We're there !! ...

Luffy: ... There's nothing !! So big ! So empty !! It's an endless plain !!

Sanji: It's plain alright. There is nothing to see.

"That would be the textbook definition of 'empty field"."

Robin: I wonder if it's inhabited...

Luffy: YAHOO !! A GIANT PLAIN !!

Nami: HOLD IT !! *Sigh*... We still don't know anything about this place and they...

"If there was any kind of danger, we'd see it coming from miles away. Let them have their fun."

Zoro: You sure you aren't his dad ?

"..."

Chopper: WOOOOOOW !!

Luffy: What is it, Cho...

Usopp: ... AH...

Chopper: ... A human ?

Luffy: You stupid !! How can a human be so furry !! It's a bear ! A bear !!

Usopp: T- Tall ! This bear is tall !! The trees around us are tall, too...

Luffy: Look at this ! It's an apple ! Yummy !

Usopp: Don't eat it ! It may be poisonous ! ... Oh ? Look ! Is that a house ?!

Luffy: Yeah !! is there someone in it ?

Chopper: Is a shipwright in it ?

Usopp: So... Long... Everything is so elongated here... How did they get so elongated ?

Chopper: After looking at all of this,i think I'll elongate, too...

Usopp: What kind of island is this...

Luffy: Hellooooo... Excuse me !!

Usopp: Wait ! We don't know if there's danger !! Hold on, Luffy !! this must be where the boss of this island lives !! It's probably a monster with a snake-like body and...

Luffy: Nobody's here..

Chopper: Hey, Luffy ! Usopp !! Look !

Luffy: ... It's a giraffe !! Wow !

Usopp: No, wait. This is just a white horse with a long neck ! A long white horse !!

Chopper: You are a horse ?

Horse: *Neah*

Usopp: What a beautiful horse !

Chopper: It's name is Sherry... It's a she !!

Usopp: She has a saddle on her, so there must really be someone living here... What is it, Luffy ?

Luffy: Usopp... is that a bamboo ?

Usopp: Yup... Wow, I can't see the top of this thing... How did it get so tall...

Luffy: Look carefully, this bamboo...

Usopp: WAAAAH !! IT MOVED !!

Luffy: AH !! This must be some kind of animal too !! BLEURF !!

Usopp: AAAH !! The bamboo attacked Luffy !! Are you okay ?

Luffy: I won't lose to a stupid bamboo !! Gum Gum... WHIP !!

Usopp: HURRAY !! We won !!

Luffy: IT BROKE !!

Chopper: Where's your master ?

Sherry: *Hueh*...

Chopper: Eh... You don't know ? ... You must be lonely, huh...

Chopper: It may be an attack !! Stay there !! What happened ?

Luffy: ... Is this... the genie that appears... When you break the bamboo ?

"... Permission to obliterate and atomize ?"

Zoro: At least wait until we know what they really want.

Sanji: Come down and fight !!

Nami: What do you want from us... Blocking the front and back of our ship...

"Come out, if you don't want to go down !"

???: We are the Foxy pirates !! Don't be so anxious... Our duel shall begin shortly.