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Antichrist: Do you ever just want a pet llama

Ryu: Rin, what the fuck?

Smol Cat Child: Why?

Flower Girl: Llamas are nice!

Polka-Brows: Where did you come up with this?

Antichrist: Minecraft. I was playing with Shura. If you hit llamas they spit at you and it can kill you

Flower Girl: Aw! That's sad!

Polka-Brows: It's the circle of Life, get over it

Flower Girl: I don't think the circle of life involves llama spit so strong it can kill a person??

Flower Girl: Am I wrong?

Ryu: This conversation was going nowhere from the start.....

Pink Pervert: i thought it was pretty entertaining. i have nothing to do rn.

Smol Cat Child: You have homework.

Pink Pervert: is there really any point in doing it tho? i'm a spy and have much more important things to be doing than hw.

Antichrist: I feel that, but because I'm most likely not passing the Exam

Flower Girl: I think you're doing great Rin!
(^-^✿)

Antichrist: That's great because I don't

Pink Pervert: I can't tell if you're laughing ir not.

Antichrist: Oh I'm laughing, but in a "I'm fucked" kinda way

Pink Pervert: understandable, have a nice day

Polka-Brows: Are we noth going to talk about what happened yesterday?

Antichrist: Nope just let it be

Pink Pervert: great, moving on–

Pink Pervert: im still waiting for my family to just give up on me, then I can fake my death and they'll see me as more than the helpless baby my brother saved and hopefully love me.

Antichrist: That's good. Faking death is a good way to get people to care

Ryu: Why are you condoning this? Are you planning something?

Antichrist: Other than letting my legacy die in a few months, no

Polka-Brows: Are you really okay?

Antichrist: Probably not, but I'm pretty sure I knew I wasn't going to live that long from the start of this whole thing, so I'm already over it. Had that crisis, it passed, it's gone

Polka-Brows:.....

Antichrist: What

Polka-Brows: Get over here, I'm gonna help you study.

Pink Pervert: yeah, study

Flower Girl: What else would they do?

Smol Cat Child:....

Ryu:....

Polka-Brows:....

Pink Pervert:....

Antichrist: Oh honey

Antichrist: Never change

5:36 p.m.

Antichrist: We did our nails!
\( ̄▽ ̄)/

Smol Cat Child: Can I see?

Antichrist: DefinitelyStudying.img

Antichrist: I got black! Izumo said it was to match my sense of humor. I don't know whether it's a compliment or not, bit I'll take it

Ryu: Take it however you want, dark humor or not, it's at least funny to me.

Smol Cat Child: Yes, your sense of humor is funny if your not Shiemi.

Smol Cat Child: *you're

Flower Girl: I don't get his jokes! Am I a bad friend? :O

Pink Pervert: no Shiemi, you're just too pure for our kind of humor.

Antichrist: Don't baby her, she needs to get tough. No, you're not being a bad friend, but you're not like the rest of us. Your past us the least tragic out if all of us and I'm grateful for that. It would suck if we were all just a bunch of jaded teens who rely on  chammomile tea to be able to sleep and Cup Ramen when we're too tired to make real food. I'm glad you are the way you are Shiemi.

Smol Cat Child: That was beautiful. I feel like Rin could be a poet if he really tried in his classes.....

Antichrist: Fuck that, I refuse to be the guy every dad tells their kids never to date bc they think I'm a broke hippie

Ryu: Just take the compliment, Rin, that was a good speech.

Antichrist: I've never been able to take compliments well, you know that

Ryu: You're too good for the Exorcist world, how did you end up smack dab in the middle of it?

Antichrist: It all started when I was born

Pink Pervert: oh God, please no.

Actually Satan has come online

Actually Satan: At Least He Knows To Capitalize God.

Antichrist: That's okay, I don't actually know what happened when I was born. Life has been numb monotony of fighting and winning for as long as I can remember. But I've somehow been losing my entire life too lmao

Actually Satan: I'm Surprised You Know What Monotony Means.

Antichrist: I'm surprised you haven't found someone besides me to roast after years of being a prick with a gun and several coworkers who can't even  read the fine print before they accept the job

Actually Satan: There's A Lot More Material To Work With When It's You.

Antichrist: Material you created when you decided I wasn't even worth a half-assed hello

Ryu: We need to separate you guys. Rin, come live in the dorm with me, Koneko, and Shima.

Actually Satan: I Feel Like That's Backwards Since Rin Is The Dangerous One Being Given A Whole Dorm To Himself, Not Me.

Ryu: Trust me, it's not backwards.

Pink Pervert: would you like an ice pack, teach? Cuz Bon just scorched you.

Actually Satan has left the chat.

Antichrist: Oh rip

Antichrist: Thanks Suguro

Ryu: Why do you still call me by my last name?

Antichrist: In the beginning of the year, you told me not to call you Bon, so I don't

Ryu: I don't even remember that.

Antichrist: It was around the time I asked about Meisters and started hanging with you guys

Ryu: How can you remember that but you can't remember what bioluminescence means?

Antichrist: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Antichrist: I care more about my people than my work. I wasn't even gonna go to highschool and I have no idea how I passed the entrance exam with a decent grade

Ryu: Well, you've been doing well in your studying. I think you could actually make it if we work hard enough. You only have one shot, Rin. It would suck if you died.

Ryu: And call me Bon. I'm sorry I forgot about that.

Antichrist: Aw thanks

Smol Cat Child: It's so nice when you guys don't argue. :)

Antichrist: Thank....you?

Polka-Brows: Would you idiots go to sleep?!

Antichrist: Sorry Izumo, we'll sleep now

Ryu>>>>Antichrist

Ryu: So do you wanna?

Antichrist: Do I wanna what

Ryu: Move in with me

Ryu: And Shima and Koneko

Antichrist: Unfortunately, I can't with the Order up my ass about everything. But you can come live here. Yukio's almost never home and it's rare to catch a glimpse of him when he is ever since I made him pick a floor and stay there, away from me

Ryu: I'll take it

Antichrist: Sweet

Ryu: One more thing.

Ryu has changed Antichrist's name to Blue Sunshine.

Ryu: Better.

Blue Sunshine: Thanks :)

Blue Sunshine: Now sleep, tomorrow is Friday and that means tests and a mission

Ryu: Gn Rin

Blue Sunshine: Gn Bon

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