BAD NEIGHBORS

The next day all of the cast has awoken and looked refreshed, they have eaten all the breakfast that they found waiting for them in front of the food counters. Now they wait, tension is still there but they can't really do anything since attacking each other would just anger Bill. Speaking of Bill, a portal opened as Bill, Amber and Summer stepped out; Summer was immediately engulfed in a hug by her family.

"Alright! You guys ready?" Bill asked, ignoring the family.

The group nodded while some grunted as a form of an apprehensive yes. Satisfied Bill nodded and made double doors slam open, startling some of the occupants.

"Ok, all of you! Hold out your hands." Bill said

They looked confused while others complied and others apprehensively did so. Bill snapped his fingers as trays containing Buttered and salted popcorn, drinks and some candy on them appeared in everyone's hands. Everyone was shocked and looked back at Bill

"What? You can't go into a cinema without snacks." He said holding his own tray floating towards the new room as Amber followed quickly. Yang shrugged and followed Bill and Amber, soon the others followed suit. Once all of them entered the doors closed and disappeared.

"Guess there's no going back now." Roman said

"Indeed." Ozpin concluded as he continued walking

They soon entered the theater and some were impressed while Salem remained stoic seeing Bill and Amber chatting at the top row. They snapped out of their conversation as Bill looked at them and floated in front of them.

"Sit wherever you like and if you need the bathroom just ask me, got it?" satisfied as he heard a couple of yeah's

RWBY; JNPR; CVFY; Sun, Scarlet, Ilia, Penny, Neptune and Zwei sat at the front near the screen. Salem and her group sat at the near back close to Bill while Cinder's group, including Roman, Neo and Junior, sat in the middle. Cardin grumbled as he sat alone in a corner seat while Ozpin, James, Winter, Oobleck, Port, Ghira, Kali, Glynda and Taiyang sat at one side of near the students. Raven, Vernal, Adam and Sienna sat in the middle a little far from Cinder's group and Summer chose to sit next to Bill and Amber.

Bill floated to the front holding a remote, he cleared his throat and fixed his bow tie "Okay, Ladies and gents. As I said we're gonna be watching a lot of trailer's to quench my boredom, so at least try to have fun while you are here, so any questions before we start?"

Ruby raised her hand excitedly "Ooh! Ooh! Me!" Ruby shouted as Bill nodded and shown a flashlight to her.

"Yes, Red riding hood?" Bill asked and got some chuckles from a few of Ozpin's group.

"Uh... what are we watching?"

"Oh! It's called Bad Neighbors; you guys will love it!" Bill said floating back to his seat and pressing the play button.

The screen was dark and the lights dimmed, people had started eating their popcorn and their eyes on the screen

"Look over here sweetie, smile!"

Jaune's voice was heard as a baby with red hair and blue eyes, sitting next to a toy chainsaw smiled.

Most people were shocked, mostly Jaune.

"W-was that me?" Jaune asked not comprehending what he is just seeing.

"Sweetie? Jaune is that your kid?" Yang asked shocked then smirked as she studied the baby's red hair.

"I think it is?" Jaune said blushing as some of the girls cooed at the baby

"Who else has red hair like that I wonder?" Yang asked smirking looking straight at Pryyha as she blushed madly.

'I hope it is mine' Pryyha thought as she looked at the beautiful baby.

The camera flashed and the baby was now wearing a blonde wig, then it flashed as he was wearing a tiny suit.

Most of the girls in the cinema cooed at the baby as the guys rolled their eyes

The baby was seen being handed something by a woman with red hair.

"We're making a thrilling calendar." She said as the camera panned back.

It showed Jaune but a little older and wearing glasses and also Pryyha who was a little bit older tending to the baby.

The teens and some of the teachers looked at Jaune and Pryyha in shock. While the other members were slightly surprised, both of them blushed madly as they saw themselves and looked at each other.

"Dang, I always knew you guys would end up together." Yang said smirking making them both turn redder.

"Oh my gosh!! You guys are married!" Ruby squealed

Ren patted Jaune's back "Congrats."

Both of the teens were as red as Ruby's cape and tried to hide themselves but were secretly glad that they ended up together, even though it was a different universe. Velvet felt a tinge of jealousy but was a little happy that Jaune would live a happy life even if it was without her.

"Smile Heisenberg." Jaune said as he took the picture

"She's eating a lot of that blue stuff, what is that?"

Pryyha turned to him

"Just Gatorade."

Students side

"Is that much Gatorade healthy?" Weiss asked

Ruby shrugged

"Of course, I wouldn't let my child come into harm's way. Isn't that right Jaune?" Pryyha asked and Jaune shrunk as he blushed

"Yeah. Sure." He muttered

Ozpin's Side

"Now isn't that sweet?" Kali asked

"Yes it is dear." Ghira answered

"Is it me or is something bad going to happen?" Qrow asked knowing how these things usually work

"You say that all the time." Taiyang answered

"Yeah. And I'm usually right."

"The drunk being right, that must be a miracle." Winter said as Qrow shot her a glare

"Okay good."

The camera pans to Pryyha and Jaune waving at a couple next door as they are both smiling and Jaune is wearing a business attire

MARRIED

Student's side

"Yep that proves it." Yang said patting Jaune on the back who looked ready to die of embarrassment and Pryyha looked like the happiest thing just happened to her.

"Are all Universes going to be like this?" Jaune asked

"NOPE!" Bill shouted from the back

Raven's Side

"What's the point of this again?" Vernal asked

"I Don't know but I'm telling you that things are about to get interesting." Raven said eating her popcorn.

"How do you know?" Sienna asked

"I just do."

The screen goes to Nora on a scroll face timing them

"You guys have to come out, I haven't seen you in forever." Nora said

Students side

"OH! I'm here too!" Nora shouted but was shushed by the rest of the crowd

"I really need to get out of the house." Pryyha said

"We can have fun here." Jaune said

The screen shows them with their baby under the baby's sleeping toy

"This is delightful. We should have one of these under our bed." Jaune said

Student's side

"Jaune we need to talk about your meaning of the word fun." Pryyha said

"You guys really need to get out more." Blake said

"Yeah, and hang out with me! Forget the baby." Nora said

"No thanks." Jaune said, sure this was a different universe but he still cared

Cinder's side

Mercury laughed at Jaune as Emerald rolled her eyes

"What a loser." Mercury said shoving popcorn into his mouth

Salem's side

"Man these guys are boring." Tyrian said rolling his eyes

The rest remained silent

The baby is shown on a stroller

WITH ONE DAUGHTER

Most of the women 'awed' at the baby, even Salem found it cute but she remained silent

The screen pans to a moving van driving past

"Look new neighbors" Jaune said

"Wow" Pryyha said

"What have we got?" Jaune asked no one

Buff young guys were shown carrying signs into the house

Students side

"Is that what I think it is?" Blake asked

"What?" Ruby asked innocently

"Don't tell me..." Pryyha said

Ozpin's side

"Is that a fraternity?" Glynda asked shocked

"There it is." Qrow said smirking while taking a sip of his drink

Taiyang rolled his eyes

Cinder's side

"Now this just got interesting." Mercury stated

Pryyha turned to Jaune "Is that a fraternity?"

Student's side

"Yes it is." Yang said smirking thinking of all the crazy things that might happen, Bill was right she might enjoy this

AND 50 BROTHERS

Students side

"Oh no." Jaune said

"We have to go over there. We gotta be cool." Pryyha said

"And we just say, 'hey, keep it down.'"

"Well we won't say it like that." Pryyha said "We just say." She shrugged her head over her shoulder "Keep it down."

Student's side

"You did not just do that?" Yang asked trying not to laugh at her friend

"But what's wrong with it?" Pryyha asked

Ruby giggled

"It's okay we'll help you when this is over."

Ozpin's side

"Just simply say keep it down, why change it?" Glynda asked

"Because Glynda." Ozpin took a sip of his coffee "You need to be cool about it."

"Oh, please." Glynda said, rolling her eyes

Cinder's side

"Now this is entertainment." Mercury said as both Junior and Roman nodded

"You said it."

"What are you doing with this?" Jaune asked imitating his wife

"Keep it down." Pryyha shrugged

"Just stop, we've overworked it." Jaune said

Students side

"Look at that Jaune, you're semi-cool." Neptune said smirking

"Hardy har har" Jaune said rolling his eyes

The camera shows Jaune and Pryyha walking towards the house with their baby

The camera goes to Jaune and Pryyha standing next to Sun and Neptune

The two were shocked but smiled as the rest of the teens smiled at the friends

"We just wanted to say, welcome to the hood." Jaune said

"Yeah Welcome" Pryyha added

"Also if you maybe just uh-"

"Keep it down!" Pryyha interjected quickly

Student's side

"Smooth P-money, real smooth." Yang said sipping her drink

Pryyha blushed

Jaune smiled awkwardly as Pryyha looked slightly embarrassed

"Anyway." Jaune said

"Make sure if we're too noisy, call me first. Don't call the cops." Sun said

Jaune and Pryyha nodded

"I'm gonna go tell them to" Sun put one finger in front of his mouth and winked as he made a shushing noise.

Students side

"Don't call the cops?" Weiss asked narrowing her eyes at Sun who grinned

"Sun Wukong!" Blake shouted also narrowing her eyes at him, he looked sheepish looking at Neptune for help who looked the other way, Ilia was slightly jealous at the attention Sun was getting from Blake but quickly looked at the screen

Ozpin's side

"Oh they are so gonna make noise." Qrow said grinning

"Mr. Wukong better not and keep his fraternity in line." Glynda said not liking that one bit

Raven's Side

"Huh? Guess you were right." Vernal admitted

Raven smirked "I always am."

Sienna and Adam both rolled their eyes

The camera pans to night as firework were launched out of the house, blasting the skies

"ARE YOU READY FOR A SHOW!?" Sun shouted to the large crowd outside the house

The fireworks flew everywhere and exploded while Sun was grinning as the rest of the crowd cheered

Students side

"That's keeping it down!?" Jaune shouted looking at Sun shocked

"That was awesome!" Ruby shouted

"Yeah!" Nora shouted

"Who's side are you on?" Jaune asked

"Always yours, fearless leader."

"You guys better invite me from your party's from now on" Yang said but was pulled back. She turned to see her dad leaning over the seats holding her shoulder, he shook his head and Yang groaned

"Oh come on, Dad!"

"No parties dear!" Summer shouted from the top and Yang pouted

"Please tell me it doesn't get any worse." Pryyha said to herself but she knew it was going to get much worse, she felt it herself.

Cinder's side

"Way to keep it down." Emerald said rolling her eyes

Ozpin's side

"They should call the cops, now!" Winter yelled frustrated

FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU THIS IS THE END

"Call the cops." Pryyha said

Weiss and Winter "Thank you!"

"But we'll seem so lame." Jaune said

"Do it anonymously" Pryyha said holding the baby

The cop car arrives

"that's a good idea they do our dirty work for us." Jaune said as he and Pryyha looked out of the window.

Roman is shown in his cop uniform and then pointing to Jaune and Pyrrha's house as Sun and his gang looked as well

Cinder's side

Roman's jaw dropped and Mercury and Junior started laughing at him with Emerald Giggling while Cinder and Neo smirked.

Ozpin's side

"Well, that's unexpected." Ozpin said, sipping his coffee

Glynda was still processing the whole thing

Students side

"He's a cop!?" Ruby, Yang, Weiss, Nora and Jaune shouted in shock

Jaune and Pryyha hid behind the curtain

Roman knocked on their door

"You called about your neighbors?" Roman questioned

"Nope" Jaune said

"We have caller I.D. we're cops, everybody has caller I.D." Roman finished

IN 2014

Students side

"Jaune Arc! What makes you think lying to the police is ever alright?" Glynda shouted and he jumped in shock

"But I didn't do it." Jaune tried to defend

"Well, I clearly saw you doing it right now, and you!" She pointed at Pryyha "He's your husband, why didn't you stop him?!" as she continued to rant the teens were laughing at the trailer

Cinder's side

Roman sat at his chair with the life drained out of him as he kept on muttering 'I'm a cop, a no good, dirty, stinking cop.'

Mercury and Junior were having a riot while the girls sighed

'Men' Neo wrote

"You said it." Cinder replied

Bill's side

Amber was giggling as she was enjoying the trailer and Summer was happy that everyone that was here was connecting in some small way, and she knew this was just the beginning. Bill was laughing at the trailer and the different reactions of the cast with him.

"You guys just woke a sleeping giant." Sun said as he stood next to Neptune

Ozpin's side

"This is why I don't have neighbors." Taiyang stated as Ruby and Yang looked at him skeptically

"I thought you were just lonely?" Qrow asked only to be silenced by a punch on the shoulder by his friend.

The camera pans to Pryyha slowly opening her car and looking inside only to see that the airbag on her wheel was gone

"I think the Frat broke into the car and stole all of the airbags" Pryyha said

Students side

"Why would you guys steal airbags?" Jaune asked as Some also looked confused, Sun and Neptune already knew about this prank so they grinned and kept quiet.

"You guys gonna fill us in?" Yang asked but they just shook their heads

Ozpins side

"Hey Tai, remember when we did that?" Qrow asked laughing as Taiyang laughed nodding while the teachers looked confused, heck mostly everybody in the cinema was confused.

"Why did you do that?" Glynda asked and they laughed again

"Just watch."

The camera pans to Jaune talking on the phone as he walked to his cubicle in the office

"I hope that is never my life." Jaune said and looked to see Pryyha looking hurt

"About the job! The whole marriage thing sounds awesome!" Jaune quickly fixed as Pryyha smiled and kissed him on the cheek while Velvet slightly glared.

"That's so weird." Jaune said

"Why would they just break in and steal all the airbags?" Pryyha asked sounding emotional

"I don't know just..." Jaune was interrupted as he sat down, and airbag activated and launched him into the roof. He fell back down onto his table then the floor.

Jaune groaned "Delta sign has the upper hand!"

The room burst out laughing, Cardin laughing the hardest but no one cared. Salem even chuckled and Ozpin spit out his coffee. Yang, Neptune, Sun, Ruby, Nora, Junior, Vernal, Ilia, Emerald, Mercury, Roman, Qrow and Taiyang were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe.

"Oh my..." Yang tried to wheeze out but failed and laughed harder

"Magnificent!" Qrow shouted as he high fived Sun and Neptune

"You guys should start hanging with us." Taiyang said

Pryyha was stifling a laugh as Jaune even chuckled "Ok, I have to admit. That was good."

The camera panned to Sun mockingly dancing by a pool at a pool party

The camera then switched to Pryyha and Jaune looking at Sun and Neptune. Sun was dressed in a green jacket with a fake Mohawk wig and dark sunglasses while Neptune was wearing a red sweater and had combed hair, holing a stuffed cat.

"We're throwing a Robert Deniro party." Sun said

Student's side

"Who's Robert Deniro?" Ruby asked, they all shrugged. Not having the slightest clue.

"It should be pretty loud." Sun said

"You called the cops, you violated the circle of trust Arc" Neptune said doing a Robert Deniro impression

"Just go!!" Jaune and Pryyha shouted

"You're upsetting J.C Cat."

Student's side

Nora giggled at the reference while the others looked at her strangely

A large crowd was running into the house as Sun broke a light with a baseball bat

Students side

"Again! Invite me to your parties." Yang stated

Sun and Neptune fist bumped

Cinder's side

"I gotta go to one of those parties." Mercury said

"You and me both kid." Roman answered

Jaune and Pryyha were in a bedroom talking

"This is our home." Pryyha stated

"It's our home." Jaune repeated

The camera then pans to Jaune walking out of his house until he was hit by an exercise ball

"We're having a hard time hanging onto our balls, their just so big." Sun said hands on his hips

Students side

Yang burst out laughing once more and soon Sun and Neptune joined as well while Nora giggled, Cardin was laughing, Ruby was red from the comment, Pryyha was a little worried about Jaune, Weiss looked ready to kill Sun and Neptune for all the crazy stuff they've been doing and Jaune groaned shaking his head.

Salem's side

Tyrian cracked up at the joke while the others rolled their eyes

Cinder's side

The boys were laughing their asses off while the girls rolled their eyes

Raven's side

Adam chuckled as the girls gave him a look and he covered it up with a cough

Ozpin's side

The men laughed and some chuckled while the women groaned rolling their eyes

Bill's side

Bill laughed while Amber giggled, Summer had playfully rolled her eyes

"I'm a mama bear" Pryyha stated as she was getting pumped

"Claws are out!" Jaune shouted

She roared

Students side

Pryyha blushed

The camera shows Jaune breaking a water pipe with an axe then running away. The camera soon switch's to the guys' T.V short circuiting.

Student's side

This time Jaune cheered as Sun and Neptune looked shocked

"It's all-out war now!" Nora stated

Ozpin's side

"Why, Mr. Arc?" Glynda asked as a headache was forming, Winter patted her on the back.

The camera switched to Jaune and Sun having a dance battle and Jaune did slow motion finger guns

Students side

"You really think; you dance better than me Arc?" Sun asked

"Apparently I do." Jaune said

The camera then switched to Pryyha and Blake starting to make out.

The entire room looked shocked as some jaw dropped besides Bill who Chuckled. The two in question blushed and looked at each other shocked. Mercury had a nose bleed as Ghira was stunned, Kali smirked

"Anything I need to know Blake?" Kali asked as Blake shook her head rapidly the blush getting darker.

Pryyha didn't know how to feel as she just saw what happened. It was so surreal and she promised herself to never let that happen.

"Oh yeah! Girl on girl action!" Cardin shouted, soon most of the room glared at him

The camera goes to Sun throwing Neptune to a wall then switches to Jaune and Pryyha cheering in front of a T.V

The teens frowned at this, sure they were enemies but getting two best friends two fight was actually a bad thing. Both Sun and Neptune glanced at each other saddened

The camera then switches to Neptune lighting a fire in the house

"Neptune!" The teens and teachers yelled as he looked sheepish

The camera switched to Sun looking high

"Drugs as well?" Glynda asked/ demanded, this time Sun looked sheepish

Roman shot his gun in the air

This Roman shuddered

The camera then switched to Pryyha walking away licking her lips

Again most people blushed remembering the scene, some guys crossed their legs

"Is it wrong I..." Qrow started

"YES!!" Everyone finished

The camera goes to Sun doing a battle cry as Jaune looked scared, Sun then tackled Jaune breaking down the door behind him

Jaune and Sun looked at each other, they never thought of fighting each other

"This universe seems fun." Vernal said smirking

The screen then shows Jaune watering the grass shirtless, with a few extra pounds. He raised an eyebrow as he looked right and then it shows Sun also shirtless but he was super buff and ripped as he was barbequing and he also looked at Jaune

Sun looked at Blake hoping that he impressed her but she looked like she cared less. Emerald licked her lips looking at Sun and Jaune looked down as he looked at his own body, Pryyha gave him a reassuring smile.

"I have a darkness inside of me and you will see it!" Jaune shouted as he sat down but was launched by an airbag once again.

The cast laughed but not as hard but laughed either way as Jaune groaned

On their porch Sun and Neptune were drinking tea

"Dude, we missed the airbags!" Sun exclaimed, disappointed

BAD NEIGHBORS

"Yes they are." Yang said smiling

"It is a funny situation." Penny said

"Entertaining." Cinder said

The camera showed Jaune and Pryyha outside with their baby sitting outside eating something.

"What have you got there, sweetie?" Jaune asked

As he got closer he picked it up and saw that it was a used condom

Some of the group screamed and some laughed

"That is so wrong!" Taiyang stated

"You mean so funny!" Qrow said chuckling

"You guys are terrible parents!" Weiss shouted as Glynda and Winter nodded

"Hey, we're trying to get rid of our bad neighbors!" Jaune defended

"I don't see you parenting anyone!" Pryyha shouted as well.

"Yang? What is that?" Ruby asked innocently

Most looked shocked and Roman appeared out of no where

"Well Red, that's..." He started but Yang shoved him out of the way

"It's just a balloon, yeah." Yang said awkwardly

"Oh, Oum!" Jaune shouted throwing the condom at Pryyha, who caught it and screamed

"Jaune." Pryyha said lowly, narrowing her eyes at Jaune who gulped.

Jaune and Pryyha ran through the hospital screaming and the camera pans to them sitting down listening to the doctor

"Her mouth is going to be a little numb from the lubricant but other than that, you guys are free to go." The doctor said and held out the condom to them "You guys want the condom to take with you? I don't know if you still want to use it."

MAY 8

The screen went dark

Some turned a little green at the last scene but they were alright.

"So what do you guys think?" Bill asked

"it was fun!" Ruby shouted

"Yes it was." Summer agreed

"Can we just watch one where I'm not a cop?" Roman asked

Mercury laughed ignoring the glare

"You guys are a riot" Qrow said to Sun and Neptune who grinned and high fived

"Being married to Jaune was amazing." Pryyha said blushing

Jaune blushed too

"Oh, let's watch another one!" Yang shouted while most of the crowd agreed and the rest kept quiet

"Fine" Bill said