(Sorry for the wait, you guys get like a triple update for being awesome!
Recap: An alien ship just landed in the middle of NYC at 2am, but Vision discovered one human life form aboard who shouted a strange greeting...lol so intense, okay carry on.)

"WHASUP BITCHES?"

My jaw dropped at the obviously human voice. Oh, sorry...the obviously immature voice. Tony choked up at the extra terrestrial's response while a surprised Rhodey stumbled back. Thor and Vision just looked confused. Only Sam somehow kept his cool.

"Uh, who are you?" The Falcon snapped.

A humanoid figure strutted arrogantly down the ramp that stretched out under their ship. They had a long red trench coat on that would surly make Wanda jealous, with strange boots on and a belt carrying two weapons of some sort. Their face looked like it was made of metal, with no mouth or nose, only round glowing red eyes. A wave of brunette hair covered the top of their head.

They stopped at the end of the ramp and put their hands on their hips. A slightly disoriented voice asked, "Is this my greeting party? 'Cause I was kinda hoping for a better homecoming. Maybe just some balloons or streamers or something...

"No?"

"Who are you?" Tony demanded impatiently.

"Well, my real name is Peter Quill, but..." the figure tapped the side of its head and the metal - his mask - dissolved away to reveal a smirking human face with a small mustache that really wasn't working for him. "You may know me as Starlord."

The name was met with blank faces. Thor looked skeptical. "How can you be lord of stars? You are but a man."

Starlord looked exasperated. "Man, that's not the point–"

A hearty laugh burst behind him. Another guy stumbled out gasping and laughing, a big guy, with green skin and red markings covering his body. My eyes widened at the sight of an actual alien that wasn't Chitari. This guy looked way cooler.

"Whoa," I stared. Tony was too late reaching out to stop me when I crawled up to the alien and poked his shoulder.

He spun and whipped a long knife out to me. "Enemy combatant!"

He lunged at me, but I dodged easily, chuckling a bit at his reaction. He didn't quit, swiping at me, and I flipped over him. Starlord watched, rolling his eyes along with Tony as I messed with the strong alien.

"Drax," a woman snapped from the shadows. "Can you act your age for a few minutes?"

"This bug attacked me," the man, Drax, stopped and frowned toward the ship.

A tall woman stepped out followed by two strange looking aliens. She had light green skin and silvery marks on her graceful face, framed by her black and purple hair. A sword strapped to her waist, giving off a threatening vibe. Behind her, a technology decked out raccoon followed next to a...tree playing on an old DS. I didn't know I could be any more shocked, but I was. This is the greatest day of my life!

"Who are you and what do you want?" Tony demanded once again.

I got comfortable on the side of the orange and blue ship, very much distracting Starlord.

"We, uh...dude, can you not get your smudgy fingers on my ship?"

I spread my arms innocently. "I have gloves on."

"You'll scratch it!" Starlord pointed at me threateningly.

The woman elbowed him hard enough to shove him a few feet. "That is not what we're here for. This is not a social call."

"I'm getting tired of repeating my question," Tony sighed.

"Then don't," Drax snorted, as if it were obvious.

"Your planet's gonna get blown outta space, ya idiots," the raccoon picked its teeth casually. My hold on the ship slipped and I flailed for a second. Did that raccoon just talk? Welp, that's it. I've seen everything.

"Um, care to be more specific?" Rhodey asked, raising his mask.

Starlord snapped his fingers abruptly. "Ah, I remember you guys now." He turned to his team. "Remember those chicks from the bar that were talking about the Chitari invasion or whatever on earth, but they failed? The Veggies or something stopped them. You guys are the Veggies? Earth's protectors?"

I couldn't hold back my laugh. Sam didn't try to hide his either. "Yes, we are the Veggies!"

Tony glared at me and the Falcon visibly from beneath his face plate. "The Avengers. And yes, we do our best."

"Sweetness, because you guys are gonna need some Earth level protection," Starlord walked past Tony. "Where's the Avenger meeting room or whatever?"

"Dude, you can't park your ship here," I knocked on the side of it to get his attention.

"First of all, stop that! You'll dent it! And second of all, where else am I supposed to put it genius? Do you see any docks around here?"

Tony sighed loudly. "You can put it on the tower."

"Oo, you guys have a tower?" The raccoon's ears perked up at the idea.

"Yes," Tony replied snappily. "Now would you move your big ass ship out of the streets so that we can figure out how to save the world?"

"Language," Sam teased.

Everyone ignored him.

"Fine," Starlord breathed out. "You can fly right?" - a nod from Tony - "The lead the way."

"Can I ride on their ship?" I asked Tony excitedly. He started to shake his head. "Please?"

Tony ran a hand down his face with a sigh. "If you get kidnapped, I'm not saving you."

"Okay!"

"Wait, wait, wait," Starlord put a hand up as I jumped down. "No spiders allowed on my ship."

I flipped my mask up, showing him my face. "Lucky for you, I'm not one."

Tony face palmed behind me but I pretended not to notice.

"Okay, lets go save the world," I skipped happily up the ramp, past the confused alien team.

I didn't look back as Starlord said, "What in the name of fu–"

"Language," Sam cut him off and followed me. "And I'm hitching a ride too."

"Okay, why doesn't everyone just get on?" The human leader asked sarcastically.

Thor smiled and sheathed his twin swords. "Thank you for the offer lord of stars, a ride would please me."

Rhodey obviously tried not to laugh, but Tony screwed up his face. "Traitors."

"Perhaps we should go?" Vision suggested as more people got braver and stared to emerge and snap photos.

"Perhaps we should," the raccoon mocked.

The woman sighed and rolled her eyes. "We have an invasion to stop, Rocket, just get on the ship."

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Sorry for slow updates, I'm on vacation with no WiFi (its horrid) and a day after I get back it's school, so I'm not going to have much time, but I hope you like this chapter, it's hard to include so many people. It's going to be a nightmare to keep track of both teams during the next few parts. Anyways, thanks for the feedback!

- Wanda