-John

It was a nice sunday morning. Well, that's what I thought anyways "HAMILTOOOOOOOON!"

I slammed open the door to his office "What do you want?" He said, not looking away from the paper he was writing "Oh you know what I fucking want." I hissed at him.

"No, I don.'t"

"Stop playing dumb with me you asshole, I know you ordered those men to spray me whip cream when I wale up!" I screamed, referring to all the whip cream in my body, he smirked "Oh, that's what this is all about."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you too."

I glared at him "What's even the point of that to me?!" I screamed "A birthday gift."

"But my birthday isn't even until October."

"Advance birthday gift."

I was at my limit, until an idea popped inside my head, I smirked "Thank you, Hamilton- I really appreciate it." He looked confused "What are you..."

"Let me hug you as a token of appreciation." I grinned evily, all the color on his face faded "H-hold on brat, l-let's talk this over..."

"Too late Hamilton." I said as I tackled him to the ground, rubbing my body onto him, getting whip cream all over his body "GET OFF ME BRAT!"

I licked his cheek "DISGUSTING! YOU DIRTY BITCH!" He screamed.

"Oh my God!" I hear a familiar voice scream, I turned to see Lafayette and four other people I recognize from yesterday "Is that cum?" The one with the big hair asked "Ew, no." I screeched, getting off of Hamilton.

"Oh, this is a good idea for the company, Cum fight in the office!" Big hair said excitedly, I scrunched my nose at the thought, Ew.

"Jefferson, please don't- Not infront of the kid..." The bald hair guy said "I agree," Bald hair guy #2 said.

"What even happened here?" The woman asked, confused "Well, for starters Ma'am- He ordered his people to dump me in whip cream the first thing I woke up! so I hugged him as a token of appreciation." I said, clearly annoyed, Hamilton stood up- Wiping the cream off his body "Disgusting, and this was a new suit- Now I've got to throw it away."

"Throw it away? couldn't you just wash it off or give it to the other people in need?" I frowned "It's my suit, I can do what I want with it." He stated "Your a demon."

"I know." He smirked

I glared at him and started walking away when he said "Aren't you gonna clean this up?"

"Nope, i've got somewhere to be." I lied, I ain't cleaning up that mess "And where is 'somewhere'?" He asked, raising a brow "School."

"But it's Sunday"

"Sunday School."

He frowned, I flipped my middle finger and left his office, not wanting to deal with his shit any longer.

"Wait!" I hear someone call after me, I turned around and saw the four people from the office "What is it? Who are you?" I asked.

"The name's Thomas Jefferson, darling" Floof hair smirked

"Aaron Burr, sir." Bald hair #1 smiled

"George Washington," Bald hair #2 said

"And i'm Martha Washington, Alexander's step mother." The woman smiled, I widened my eyes "Oh my gosh is this about the way I treat your son? if so I am so sor-"

"Thank you so much for doing those things to my son." She thanked me, bowing. I stared at her, dumbfounded "W-what?"

"He needs to learn his lesson, thank you for making him realize how much of a dick he is." George smiled.

"Wait, I don't understand..." I trailed off "Shhh, just keep doing you M'kay?" Martha said as she walked away with George, hand in hand.

"W-what just happened...?" I whispered "Dude, I just want to say that your our hero." Burr grinned "Your the only one who can stand up to Hamilton like that without getting killed." He continued.

"Why're so afraid of him anyway?" I groaned "Were not afraid of him, we just can't handle his shit like you do." Jefferson smirked and handed me a piece of paper "That's my address, come to me when you want to have some fun 'kay sugar?" He winked

Burr instantly snatched the paper from my hand and tore it apart "What the hell Bu--"

"Whatever you do, don't come to his company." He warned me, holding both my shoulders "But why--"

"Just don't." He said as he walked away, Jefferson following him but stopped "See you around Freckles! Mwah!" He said as he blew me a kiss.

I shrugged and went to the shower, time for a long, hot, relaxing bath.

-Alexander

"Lafayette, can you turn off all the heaters?" I smirked "Sir are you seri-"

"Just do as I say." He shrugged in response as he went to the telephone to order someone to turn off the heaters "It is done, sir."

"Great, now in 3, 2-"

"FUCKING HAMILTOON!"

He didn't even let me finish the countdown.

-John

"That asshole, i'll get 'em, i'll fucking get 'em back." I mumbled as I walked to my room, shivering from the cold water.

"Wait, where am I?" I said when I didn't recognize the surroundings anymore "Fuck, i'm lost." I gritted my teeth "Can this day get ANY worse?!"

I opened a random door and saw so many cars of different brands "Woah..." I said, amazed.

I suddenly came up of an idea and smirked, I pulled out my phone and dialed a friend.

"Yo Charles, can you get Achilles and Acleous?"

the next day

"BRAT!" I smirked, he must've found out "Yes?" I replied sweetly a I turned around to see a fuming Ham.

"Don't 'Yes' me you son of a bitch, I know what you did." I looked at him, pretending to be hurt "I didn't do anything!" I said dramatically.

"You fucking painted ALL the cars PINK in a single night! How did you even pull that off in a single night?!" He growled angrily, his face red of anger "I know a couple of guys." I smirked.

He was fuming by now "Now if you excuse me, me and Herc are late for class." I said turning around "Sayonara asshole!"

"You know what, i'll drive you both to school," I froze and turn around to see him smirking "N-no thank you, were good..." I smiled nervously "Oh, I insist." He said, stepping closer "You really don't have to--"

"I insist."

-

"John you better make this right, right now!" Herc whisper-screamed in my ear, his face red from anger.

"We're here kids!" Hamilton grinned evily, I peeked outside the window and saw almost all the students walking by stop and murmer to each other, looking at the bright pink car.

"Hamilton, please don't do this...!" I begged, fear evident in my voice "Why shouldn't I? You need to be punished." He smirked "Kinky bastard." I mumbled

"What did you say you brat?"

"Nothing, just please turn the damn car around! I'll do anything you want!" As soon as those words came out of my mouth, I instantly regretted it.

"Anything?" He looked at me with an evil glint in his eye, I glanced at Herc, who was glaring at me "A-anything..."

He instantly drove off into the back of the school, we stepped out of the car and was about to make a run for school when he said "Be good at school kids, and remember brat, you owe me." He smirked and drove away in the speed of  how fast Daveed rapped Guns and Ships--Wait, that's not scientifically possible.

Me and Herc exchanged no words as we dashed towards school, We stopped, panting as we try to control our irregular breathing "Yow John! Herc!" We turned around to see Sam, James and Maria walk towards us "Did you see the pink car?" Sam grinned as we froze in fear "W-what pink car? I-I don't know a-any pink c-car!" Herc stuttered

"I wonder whose the princess inside the car." Sam smiled deviously, making me gulp.

"Ahaha...Let's just gonto class.." I said as we walked towards the school building, trying to ignore the feeling that I owe the demon.

Fuck.