In the evil lair

"Aahh, I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair"

"I've kept it cold and damp just for you, sir"

"How...how do I look, Minion? Do I look bad?"

"Disgustingly horrifying, sir"

"You always know what to say"

"Oh, the brainbots certainly missed you, sir"

"Did you miss your daddy? Who's a menacing little cyborg? You are. Yes, you are. Uh-uh! No biting! No-no-no-no-no. You want the wrench? Go get the wrench!"

"Oh, look at that"

"Now, back to laughing"

both inhale and laugh uproariously, followed by Roxanne's muffled voice.

"She's awake! Quick. To work"

Minion removes a cloth bag from his captive, Roxanne Ritchie.

"Miss Ritchie, we meet again"

"Would it kill you to wash the bag?"

"You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchie. I'm afraid no one can hear you!" Roxanne just looks at him coldly.

"Why...uh, why isn't she screaming?"

"Miss Ritchie, if you don't mind?"

"Like this...aaahhhh!"

"But that's...that's a poor lady scream"

the brain bot he's holding in hand suddenly bites his hand and he screams in pain.

"That's a little better"

"Is there some kind of nerdy supervillan website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?"

"Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-"

"Don't answer that"

"Romania"

"Don't! Stop! She's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets" Minion gasps.

"Such tricks... won't work on me..."

"Please talk slower"

"...temptress!"

"Wait, what secrets? You're so predictable!"

"Predictable, predictable! Oh, you call this... predictable?!" He pulls a lever.

"Your Alligators, yes! I was thinking about it on the way over"

"What's this? Boom! In your face" he deploys a gatling gun.

"Clichéd"

"No, look! Watch" he brings down the giant blades.

"Juvenile"

"Shock and awe!" Megamind brings up a chainsaw.

"Tacky"

"Oh, it's so scary!" He activates a cycle of spiked boots.

"Seen it."

"What's this one do?" now frantic he unleashes a flamethrower that looks like a snake.

"Garish!" Megamind breaks down]

"Okay, the spider's new"

"Spider?" He sees the spider hanging in front of Roxanne.

"Uh...yes! The...the speiiiider. Even the smallest bite from "arachnis deathicus" will instantly paralyze..." Roxanne blows the spider on Megamind's nose.

"Oh! Get it off! Ow, it bit me!"

"Give it up Megamind, your plans never work"

"Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?" cut to Metro Museum debut.

"It is with great pleasure that I present to Metro Man this new museum. If you please!"

MetroMan cuts the ribbon while a man with a trenchcoat in the crowd shuffles.

"Uh, hey! My kid can't see"

The brainbot in the trenchcoat reveals itself, as people begin to gasp and panic and black smoke surrounds the stage.

"Megamind!"

"Oh, bravo, Metro Man!" The Crowd starts booing.

"Boo! Yes, I can play along, too. Boo!"

"Should have known you'd try to crash the party"

"Oh, I intend to do more than crash it. This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget!"

"It's pronounced 'Metro City'!"

"Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato"

"We all know how this ends; with you behind bars!"

"Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last you ever hear of, Roxanne Ritchie! Huh?"

the screen next to him shows Roxanne tied to a chair.

"Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy"

"I'm not panicking"

"I'm on my way"

"In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man!"

"We're at the abandoned observatory!"

"Ah-huh! No, we're not! Don't listen to her! She's crazy!"

Metroman flies up and finds the old observatory, speeding towards it.

"Metro Man approaching, sir"

"Ha!"

"Ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha!" megamind drops the fake laugh and cackles sinisterly as Roxanne becomes more concerned.

Metro Man crashes into the observatory as the dome closes around him. Roxxane is nowhere to be seen.

"Hold on a second" Roxxane and Metro Man look around, confused.

" Oh, good heavens! You didn't think you were in the real observatory, did you?" Megamind reveals that they are in a fake observatory, with cameras of Metro Man appearing all around themselves. Megamind cackles.

"Ready the death ray, Minion"

"Death ray readying!"

"Over here, old friend! In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap"

"You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief!"

"But, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time"

"Justice is a non-corrosive metal"

"But metals can be melted by the heat of ravange!"

"It's 'revenge', and it's best served cold!"

"But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!"

" Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!"

"Maybe I got an extended warranty!"

"Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!"

"Uuhh! Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?"

"Of course! That is if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!"

But Nothing happens. After a long pause, Megamind moves off camera, frustrated.

"Minion... fire?"

"Uh, it's still warming up, sir"

"Come again?"

"Warming up, sir"

"Warming up! The sun is warming up?"
"
One...second...more...and...just...tippy tappy, tippy tap, tap, tip, top more"

"Honestly!"

"And we are ready in just a few...hang on one second"

"Uuhh! I told you to have things ready. I told you countless times"

"Why do you always blame me?" He grabs his eye that the spider had bit earlier.

"My spider bite is acting!"

"Your plan is failing. Just admit it"

"Yeah, good luck with that one!"

"Who's side are you on?"

"The losing side"

"Thank you"

"Uh, could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?"

"You of all people know we discontinued that promotion. Ciao-ciao, all!"

"Same time next week?"

But then Metro Man collapses in the observatory that Megamind has trapped him in.

"Fargin' dag crab nuggets!"

"What did he just say?"

"Crab nuggets?" Metro Man flies into the walls of the observatory but doesn't break through.

"Fackled fish-cracker!"

"Good lord, I'm trapped!"

"Ten seconds to full power" Megamind looks at Metro Man through the projector.

"What kind of trickery is this?"

"You mad genius. Your dark gift has finally paid off!"

"It...it has?"

"This dome is obviously lined... with copper"

"Yeah, so?"

"Sir? Uh..." Minion points at computer screen.

"Copper drains my powers"

"Your weakness is copper? You're kidding, right?"

" Full Power" The sun laser fully powers up and fires on the observatory Metro Man was trapped in, creating a massive explosion. After a moment, Megamind and Minion stand to observe.

"I don't think... even HE could survive that"

"Well, let's not get our hopes up just yet"

"Look!" A figure with Metro Mans cape flies out of the smoke.

"Metro Man!"

"Ah, Metro Man! ...METRO MAN!!!"

Megamind is tackled by the figure, and he lifts up its cape, revealing a skeleton.

"Oh god! Oh god!"

"Ew!" Both of them pause for a moment and Roxanne gasped in horror.

"You... you did it, sir!"

"...I did it?"

"He did it!"

"I did it?"

"He did it..."

"You did it, sir!"

"I did it!"

"He did it!"

"I did it! Metrocity is mine!"