"Star of stage and screen,
but you can call me Sweet Pete"

"Oh, you look..."

"Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla?"

" What? No"

"I wouldn't say like a zoo gorilla" piranha says.

"More like a sad caveman is more like it" webs says.

"Don't worry. You can't say nothing to me
I haven't heard already. Jimmy, please. Untie our guests"

Once the polar bear unties them, piranha and webs looked at Peter Pan, feeling very awkward.

"Chip and Dale! Wow!" He turns to webs and piranha, his smile was giving them a bad vibe.

"Friends of your" Peter asked about piranha and webs.

"We're-" webs was about to say something when Dale said something first.

"Their just some old high school friends"

"Well...old high school friends, You mind if I walk while we talk? Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my steps in"

"Hey! I've got one of those. We should link accounts and help motivate each other"

"Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here
to talk about Monterey Jack"

"Oh. Yeah, actually we are"

"You know, I always liked Monty.
It's a shame what happened. Too much cheese. Not enough bread"

"Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete... Mr. Pete..."

Then webs interrupted him, "excuse me Petey but we know you took princess so where is she?"

"Princess? Which princess? You mean princess Cinderella, princess Belle, princess Ariel, princess Rapunzel, princess Tiana, princess Snow White, princess Mulan, princess Aurora, princess Pocahontas, princess Jasmine, princess Merida, and princess Moana-"

"No...a child, a white Persian cat with pink eyes, 10 years old"

"Oh...that princess...Yeah i never heard of her"

"But you just-" webs was annoyed then chip stops her.

"Look We'd be willing to pay whatever Monty owes you if you could give him a break?
Just this once?"

"Hmm. "Give him a break"? You know, I got my big break when I was just a kid. I got cast
in the biggest movie in the world, as the boy who wouldn't grow up, Peter Pan. I'd never been so happy in my entire life. Then I got older, and they threw me away like I was nothing"

"This business can be so tough"

"You said it" Peter scoffs.

"I was scared, desperate, and all alone. So, I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg movie! I called it "Flying Bedroom Boy." And guess what?"

"It....worked" piranha asked as he scratched his chin which made webs facepalm herself.

"It did worked! I made lots of money. So, I recruited other toons, to star in more movies
and bang-a-rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio, where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the trash! And now, you four come poking around where you don't belong, asking questions about your missing friend and some missing kid who I don't know of And I can't have that.
So, how's this for a break? I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'n Dale reboot"

"Wait" then a thought came to webs mind, "what those princess have to do with this, she's done nothing wrong to you, she has no business with getting involved in this busy, so why take her"

Peter then crossed his arms and smiled, "let's just say my business partner wanted her to be the next star in our upcoming princess series"

Piranha and webs gasped, "Thomas" webs whispered his name.

"But you know I am looking for new stars and it just so happens I'm making a bootleg of charlottes web and you'll make a perfect spider for the lead role"

"Uh no thanks I'm good" webs backs away into piranha, he grabs her.

"Jimmy..."

"You, come with me" they see the polar bear charging towards them.

"Yup, we're dead"

"Love to stay but we got to go" piranha says.

They see piranha running with webs on his shoulders and they escape in the ventilation.

"Run!"

Jimmy growls as he tries to stop them.

"Go, go, go, go, go!"

"Just grab them already!"

"I'm trying!"

They jump on a fan

"Come on! Ready? Jump!"

They go in the bathroom and locked the door.

"Hey! That's my personal bathroom"

"Look for a way out of here!"

"Hey!"

"Uh... No"

"Come out here!"

"No."

" Aha! There's only one way, Chip"

" No! That's disgusting"

"Jimmy, I got them!"

"It's our only chance. Live a little!"

"Live a little? You seem excited about this!"

"Don't... No... Aw..."

"Come on, Chip, the water's fine!"

"Aw. Dang it!"

"Come on! No!"

"O... okay. Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you Happy birth..."

"No, no! I'm done"

"You better pray they don't make it out of there alive"

"Whoa! No! No!"

"Whoa! Hold on!"

"Watch out!"

" Hate this! Hate this!"

" Oh, God!"

"I should probably get this!"

"What?"

" It could be my agent, Dave Bolinari!"

"Oh, cool! Let me know what he says!"

"Hello! What? Oh, yeah, spaghetti's fine!
Love you too, Mom!"

"My agent is so weird Try to grab something!"

" Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull! No! No!"

"There! The paddle ball!"

"Ready? Jump!"

"Whoa!"

"Whoa!"

"Hold on!"

"Whoa!"

"Whoa!"

"Dale? Hello?"

"Dale?"

"Oh, no. Dale?"

"Come on, don't, uh,
don't prank me like this"

"I should've..."

"What's up?"

"Not now, Dale....Dale! You're alive! But how?"

"The name's Munk. Dale Munk"

"Ugh. Double- Dale, of course"

"Chip, you were crying. You really do love me!"

"What? No! I..."

"Hey guys"

They turned to see webs and piranha rushing downstairs to then.

"Uh...were You just were crying!" Webs asked as she smiled.

"Aw! That's so cute and sweet" piranha cooed.

" Can we..."

"So you do date about him" webs teased him.

"No...I do not"

"Chippy, Chippy, I love you too!"

"Don't make it about you. I was traumatized!"

"Aw"

" Just leave it alone, okay?"

"Okay, fine. Well, that whole day
was a big waste!"

"We didn't learn anything
of value except for that Sweet Pete wears
the same step tracker that I do"

"Wait, those step trackers,
do they keep track of everywhere you go?"

Yeah, I know because I like to map my runs in the shape of a butt"

"Well now that we know who sweet Pete is Abs that Thomas is working for him..we need to go tell wolf" webs says.

"And then, I'm going home!" Chip says.

"Okay, but please just don't tell her
about the butt thing"

"I can't promise that"

"Do you think she'll think
it's funny, though?"

"I thought it was funny" piranha says.

"Not as funny as chip crying over dale" webs laughed.

"Oh...will you please stop bringing that up" chip groans.