Chapter 84: Get Out of Heck

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54 days since The Convergence.

You brought Bleez and Carol to the Gamma Palace to show her around the place as you see the Diamonds and the smashers playing a game of cards.

(Y/N): "This is Gamma Palace, underground base of the Smashers and the diamond's home on Earth."

You see A-Bomb have the winning hand in Go Fish and turn to Abomination.

A-Bomb: "Hey Abomination, got any 3 of hearts?"

Abomination hand his card over to A-Bomb.

A-Bomb: "Yeah, got a match, the A-Bomb wins the game!"

Yellow: "Honestly this game is not my style."

Then the Diamonds and the Smashers see you and the lanterns.

Hulk: "Hey (Y/N), who are these two?"

(Y/N): "This is Bleez form the Red Lantern Crops and Carol Ferris from the Violet Lantern Crops aka The Star Sapphires."

Bleez: "Hey."

Carol: "How's it going."

(Y/N): "So what are you guys doing?"

She-Hulk: "We're playing cards and this is the first time Skaar didn't eat the cards."

Skaar: "Skaar like card games."

Then a portal came out of nowhere and suck you, the lanterns, and the Smashers all down into another place as the Diamonds were shocked from this.

The Diamonds: "(Y/N)!"

Later, you all are falling down into a deep abyss.

Abomination: "What is this, where are we!?"

(Y/N): "This is starting to get familiar."

You and the others then land into a city that has red all over. You then see that you recognize it as Pentagram City.

Carol: "Where are we?"

(Y/N): "Pentagram City, I've been here before since I was 9 years old, the people here died on Earth and got sent here to do whatever they want, no matter the consequences to other people, any crime on Earth is legal here."

A-Bomb: "Well that's just great."

(Y/N): "What's worst that the people here get slaughtered by angels, I was unlucky enough to be caught in the cross fire and I was Diamondhead during the time and I almost got shattered to pieces, the people who survived are either lucky, prepared or basically important enough to be left alone."

Abomination: "So what brought us here?"

(Y/N): "There's only one person in this city who brought us here."

???(Alastor): "Hello there!"

You and the others turn to a man with a red tuxedo, black shoes, grey skin and an unsettling smile.

Red She-Hulk: "Who's that?"

(Y/N): "Alastor, he's a demon overlord of the underworld."

Alastor: "Great to see you again (Y/N) and I see that the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. are here as requested, with some extras."

Bleez: "Who requested us to be here?"

???(The Leader): "Why I do you red lantern oaf."

The Smashers see a man with green skin, a large head, and metallic armor with a robe around it.

Hulk: "The Leader."

Carol and Bleez: "Who?"

Red: "The Leader is the biggest pain in the butt for all of us, he tried to takeover the Earth multiple times."

(Y/N): "Negative Zone, Asgard, the dinosaurs, Dracula, you name it, he'll do anything to rule the Earth, even giving the Smashers to the Kree Empire."

The Leader: "Right you are boy, I made a deal with Alastor: I offer him you to him as long he brings the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. down here to be exterminated by the angels from above."

Leader then launch a device onto your Ultimatrix to keep you from accessing alien forms.

(Y/N): "What the heck!?"

The Leader: "That device will be blocking your access to your large library of aliens, have fun exploding!"

Then Alastor and Leader disappear into thin air as you all turn a light and found the exterminators in the form angels of death.

Abomination: "After everything I done for Leader, he treats like a savage, when we survive this I will end him myself!"

Hulk: "You'll get used to Leader's constant need to destroy us, if we survive this."

A-Bomb: "So how do we deal with them?"

(Y/N): "I nearly survived last time as Diamondhead, but now I can't use him now."

Red: "You don't need the watch now, use those Inhuman powers."

(Y/N): "Right."

You then activate your Inhuman powers and turn to Carol and Bleez.

(Y/N): "You two launch me!"

Bleez and Carol made a sling shot out of the energy out of their power rings and you sling yourself onto the face of one of the exterminators.

(Y/N): "Remember me!"

You then start punching the angel's face and crack the LED mask with your punches. Then Hulk turn to the lanterns and Smashers.

Hulk: "We're saving the people of this city."

Red: "Why do we care, the people here are criminals!"

Abomination: "Red Hulk, you remember that Hulk was a monster and now he's your superior comrade."

Red: "Alright you made your point Abomination."

Red then pull out his gamma rifles from the pouches on his back.

Red: "Let's bash some Angels of Death!"

Carol: "Got the Slingshot ready."

Hulk: "Let's smash!"

The lanterns then launch the Smashers onto the Exterminators and start smashing them as you turn to the Lanterns.

(Y/N): "Do your best on keeping the people in safe."

Bleez and Carol: "On it!"

Lanterns then head into the city as you and the Smashers fight off the Exterminators.

Abomination: "You will destroy nothing!"

Then you see something familiar that is also destroying most of the Exterminators, and it looks like Kara.

(Y/N): "Guys look over there!"

All the Smashers turn to the person and see the familiar face.

Red: "How did Kara get down here?"

(Y/N): "I'll talk to her."

You then leap off to get a closer look at her.

(Y/N): "Kara how did you-"

Before you can finish your thought you got grabbed by the shirt and see that the person you see is not Kara.

(Y/N): "Who are you?"

???(Bizzaro): "Me Bizzaro, who you?"

(Y/N): "(Y/N) 10 and what are you doing here?"

Bizzaro: "Bizzaro here to help."

(Y/N): "Alright, follow my lead."

Then a storm appeared and came out two identical Möljnirs and they went for your hand and you caught both of them and fly into the Exterminators while Bizzaro use her fire breath on one of the Exterminators. Meanwhile, someone in a red tuxedo, black bow tie, black pants, and blonde hair was watching the fight.

You and Bizarro fought the other Exterminators as the Lanterns got most of the civilians of the city under a barrier they made from their power rings. They're blocking the attacks from the Exterminators. When their job is done you and the others head to the lanterns and see how many people are saved. Red then pick up one of the weapons from the Exterminators an turn to one of them.

Red: "Hey you oversized rejected Christmas ornaments, you dropped this!"

Red then throw it at one of the Exterminators as he turn to the lanterns.

(Y/N): "How many survived?"

Carol: "Around 50 thousand."

Bleez: "We're sorry, we can only save so many people, red lanterns aren't much for saving people."

(Y/N): "You did the best you can do, but for now we need to find Leader and Alastor."

Hulk: "So what do you know about Alastor?"

(Y/N): "He's bad news."

Then Alastor appeared with a stone statue of Leader in a pose that looks like he's in a state of terror next to him as you and the others turn to him.

Alastor: "Why that was entertainment, you ladies and gentlemen are exciting, why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, so many orphans."

You then grab Alastor by the neck and hold up Möljnir.

(Y/N): "What did you do to Leader?"

Alastor: "Why (Y/N) buddy old pal, I turned him into stone since you and those bruisers were bashing those Exterminators left and right."

Skaar: "Skaar want smiling man to stop talking!"

Alastor then turn into smoke and then reform behind the smashers as you and the others turn to him.

Hulk: "Listen up smiles, you better get us back to our world or we'll smash you to bits!"

Alastor: "I would, but you should stay for awhile, since most of you haven't been here before and (Y/N) returned after 9 years, ta ta!"

Alasotr then teleport away as Red gets angry and start to heat up.

Red: "Stay, so we're stuck here, the next time I see him, I'm gonna mount his head on a fireplace!"

Then Bizarro starts to cry tears of lava.

Bizarro: "Me want to go home."

The smashers and the lanterns then turn to Bizarro.

A-Bomb: "Who's this, and why does she look like Kara?"

Hulk: "She must be from another universe."

(Y/N): "Her name is Bizarro, she's like Kara but on Opposite Day."

She-Hulk: "I heard about them."

Skaar: "Them?"

She-Hulk: "Theres more than one Bizzarro, a whole cube shaped planet of them and everything there is backwards, but Superman call them monsters."

(Y/N): "That blue idiot is so full of himself, Bizarros are just misunderstood beings."

Skaar: "Hulks used to be monsters, now hulks heroes."

Red: "Dog boy is right."

Abomination: "Hulks and Bizarros have a lot in common comrade."

(Y/N): "You know guys, I think Bizarro can be a force for good with the right teaching and example."

Bizarro then use her fire breath to melt the device off the Ultimatrix so you have access to your aliens again as

(Y/N): "Alright, lets figure away out of this joint."

???(Cherri Bomb): "Hey fellas!"

You and the others turn to a girl with with a torn up outfit, a singular red eye, red hair, and a single boot.

(Y/N): "Cherri Bomb."

Cherri then see you and recognized you from 9 years ago.

Cherri: "Hey kid, long time no see, who are these beefcakes?"

Red: "Name's Red Hulk, big green is Hulk, scaly boy is Abomination, those ladies are She-Hulk and Red She-Hulk, shaggy here is Skaar, and blue boy here is Rick Jones."

A-Bomb: "It's not Rck Jones, call me the A-Bomb!"

Hulk: "We're the Agents of S.M.A.S.H."

Carol: "Carol Ferris of the Star Sapphires and this is Bleez of the Red Lantern Corps."

Bizarro: "And me is Bizarro."

Cherri: "So, what brings you here."

Abomination: "Alastor and the treacherous worm The Leader!"

Cherri: "Okay then, so you guys went up against the Exterminators, that took a lot of guts and (Y/N) you changed a lot, that is actually a good look for you."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Cherri: "No prob, hey wanna help me with something, I bet you bruisers can do numbers on a snake guy that is taking new territory that I want for myself."

Red: "We bashed around Exterminators, we can take on anything."

Cherri: "Great, he's over there."

Cherri then point to an airship that is firing at everything around it.

(Y/N): "We need a plan: team defense will have Carol, Bleez, Skaar, and Red She-Hulk and the rest of us will be team offense, Abomination you stay with The Leader and don't turn him into gravel."

Abomination: "I don't make promises comrade."

Cherri: "What do you mean defense?"

(Y/N): "We're helping you not for territory, but for protecting people."

Red: "You heard the kid, let's move out!"

Later, in the airship, there was a serpent demon with cobra like hair, red eyes, a black tuxedo, and a top hat piloting the whole airship.

???(Sir Pentious): "Those other cowardly sinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision. The power of my machines are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likes of I!"

Egg boi 23: "Gee, that was pretty swell, boss!"

Egg boi 2: "- Yeah!"

Egg boi3: "- You really showed them what for!"

Egg boi: "I liked when you shot them with your ray gun--"

Egg boi: "I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun."

???(Sir Pentious): "At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of the pentagram by day's end!And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp! The Underworld will be mine, and everybody will know the name of Sir Pe--"

Cherri: "Edgelord!"

???(Sir Pentious): "Pardon? Who said that?!"

The demon then turn to the Egg Bois.

???(Sir Pentious): "What did you just say to me you fried chicken fetuses?! Speak up!"

Egg Boi: "That wasn't us, mister boss man."

Then a bomb went into the room and caused an explosion as the demon was coughing as the smoke clears to reveal you and team offense.

Cherri: "You looking for a fight... old man? Why don't you get that tinker toy off our turf before we smash it! ...more."

Red: "Who's lizard breath?"

(Y/N): "Sir Pentious, he's Cherri's rival."

Sir Pentious: "Oh, you wanna go, missy? Well I'm happy to oblige!"

The Egg Bois surround Red as he gets out his guns.

Red: "Get out my way or I'll turn you all into omelettes!"

The Egg Bois run away as you transform into Rath.

(Y/N) as Rath: "Let's bring on the pain!"

A-Bomb: "Hey Cherri, let me demonstrate the A-Bomb special!"

A-Bomb then roll up into a ball as you pick him up and throw into Sir Pentious as he dodges the attack as A-Bomb smash the Airship's interior.

Later, at the 666 news station, woman in a red dress and a guy in a gas mask talk about the latest news forecast.

???(Katie Killjoy): "Good afternoon! I'm Katie Killjoy."

???(Tom Trench): "Chaos at a pentagram city today as a turf war is raging on the west side between notable king Sir Pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse Cherri Bomb."

Katie: "That's right Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory! And I'm getting word on that new opponents have entered the fray: it's the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. from Vista Verde, a red and violet lantern, and a kid who came back to the Underworld after a 9 year absence (Y/N) 10."

Katie: "That's right Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!"

Tom: "Those two seem to really be going at it, huh?"

Katie: "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!"

Tom: "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!"

Katie: "You are a limp dick jackass, Tom. Or should I say--"

Katie then spills coffee on Tom's crouch as he feel the pain from it.

Katie: "No dick!"

Tom: "Not again!"

Katie: "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho, who's here to discuss her brand-new passion project! All that and more, after the break! Suck it up you little bi--"

Then the station went off the air as a grey girl with a pink bow on her head, white clothing with some Xs on them, a red X on her left eye, and an appearance that looks vaguely like a moth. She is adjusting girl's black tie.

???(Vaggie): "Okay. You remember what to say?"

???(Charlie): "Yes! Let's do this!"

???(Vaggie): "Just- look at me, and I'll mouth it to you."

???(Charlie): "Come on, Vaggie! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to- I don't know, make things sound more exciting--"

Then the girl came up with an idea.

???(Charlie): "Oh! What if I--"

Vaggie: "-sing a song about it?"

???(Charlie): "You knew I was gonna say that."

Vaggie: "Because I know you. But please don't sing. This is serious."

???(Charlie): "Well you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!"

Vaggie: "But life isn't a musical, Charlie."

Charlie: "Fine. But I have these other ideas of what to say. The highlighted bits are the best parts!"

Charlie then hand Vaggie a piece of paper with her ideas on it.

Vaggie: "Uh, it's all highlighted. Is this a drawing?"

Charlie: "Yes! That's the happy ending, see? Everyone's smiling and happy in Heaven!"

Vaggie: "I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And do. Not. Sing."

Charlie: "Okay, fine."

Charlie then talk in an accent as she walks up to Katie.

Charlie: "I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills."

Charlie then turn to Katie and gestured for a handshake.

Charlie: "Hi! I'm Charlie."

Katie: "Katie Killjoy. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. You can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards."

Charlie: "Yeah? How's uh- how's that working out for ya?"

Katie: "Look, my time is money, so I'll keep this short. We're not here because we wanted you here, you're here because Jeffry couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment. You might be some royal bigshot, but that doesn't mean anything to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a damn about what some tux-wearing demon princess wants to advertise."

Charlie: "-But I--"

Katie: "-So don't get cute with me honey, or I will bury you."

Random Guy: "And we're live!"

Katie and Charlie head to the news desk.

Katie: "Welcome back! So, Charlotte."

Charlie: "It's Charlie."

Katie: "Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!"

Charlie: "Well..."

Charlie sees Vaggie as she gestures to say something.

Charlie: "As most of you know, I was born here in Hell, and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everything around me. Hell is my home, and you are my people. We- we just went through another extermination. We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking. Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? Well I think yes. So that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

Later, you were watching TV as the others were fighting Sir Pentious.

Charlie: "Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passing through... temporarily. I figure it would serve a purpose... a place work towards redemption! Yay..."

(Y/N): "That's a good idea."

Back to the station.

Camera guy: "Stupid girl."

Vaggie then punch the camera guy.

Charlie: "Look, every single one of you has something good deep down inside. I know you do."

Charlie then come up with an idea.

Charlie: "Maybe I'm not getting through to you."

Vaggie: "Oh no."

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Charlie: ♪ I have a dream ♪

♪ I'm here to tell ♪

♪ About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel ♪

♪ Yes, it's one of a kind ♪

♪ Right here in Hell ♪

♪ Catering to a specific clientele ♪

♪ (Oooh) ♪

♪ Inside of every demon is a rainbow ♪

♪ Inside every sinner is a shiny smile! ♪

♪ Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac ♪

♪ Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child ♪

♪ We can turn around! ♪

♪ They'll be heaven-bound! ♪

♪ With just a little time ♪

♪ Down at the Happy Hotel! ♪

♪ So all you junkies, freaks and weirdos ♪

♪ Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes ♪

♪ And the fallen superheroes, help is here! ♪

♪ All of you cretins, sluts and losers ♪

♪ Sexual deviants and boozers ♪

♪ And prescription drug abusers ♪

♪ Need not fear ♪

♪ Forever again ♪

♪ We'll cure your sin ♪

♪ We'll make you well ♪

♪ You'll feel so swell ♪

♪ Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel! ♪

♪ There'll be no more fire ♪

♪ And no more screams ♪

♪ Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams ♪

♪ And puffy-wuffy clouds ♪

♪ You're gonna be like, wow! ♪

♪ Once you check in with me! ♪

♪ So, all your cartoon porn addictions ♪

♪ Vegan rants, psychic predictions ♪

♪ Ancient Roman crucifixions ♪

♪ End right here! ♪

♪ All you monsters, thieves and crazies ♪

♪ Cannibals and crying babies ♪

♪ Frothing mouthers full of rabies ♪

♪ Fill with cheer! ♪

♪ You'll be complete! ♪

♪ It'll be so neat! ♪

♪ Our service can't be beat! ♪

♪ You'll be on easy street! (Yes!) ♪

♪ Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel! ♪

Everyone was in silence until one guy broke the silence.

Random Guy: "Wow! That was stupid!"

Then everyone in the room starts laughing as Katie turn to Charlie

Katie: "What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give a damn about becoming a better person? You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good just... because?"

Charlie: "-Well, we have a patron already who believes in our cause, and he's shown incredible progress!"

Katie: "Oh? And who might that be?"

Charlie: "Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust."

Tom: "The film critic of CinemaSins?"

Katie: "You would, Tom."

Tom: "I watch his videos on Youtube all the time."

Katie: "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you can get that critic to do anything with enough money and movies."

Charlie: "Oh, I beg to differ. He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for 2 weeks now."

Katie then hear something from her earbud and push Charlie away.

Katie: "We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed!"

The feed shows a demon with four arms, pink gloves, white tux with pink stripes, a black tie, and a black choker fighting in the Turf War.

Charlie: "Oh shoot."

Katie: "Oh shoot indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than--"

Then an image of Angel Dust as a film critic as Katie gasp.

Katie: "film critic Angel Dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now."

Then Katie and Tom laugh for a moment.

Katie and Tom: "Ratings!"

Charlie then try to cover the feed.

Charlie: "Don't look at this!"

Katie: "Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us, how does it feel to be such a total failure?"

Then everyone starts laughing again.

Charlie: "Yeah? Well- how does it feel that I got your pen, huh? Bitch?!"

Then everyone turn to Charlie as Katie gets angry and sprout wings and extra eyes and roar. Meanwhile, back at the Turf War, you transform into Green Diamond and turn to the Smashers.

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "Hey Smashers, I brought some hardware just for the occasion."

A ball of light came out of your gem and it transform into a large case and it landed on the ground. You then open it and look through the contents of the case and pull them out.

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "First we have the Gamma Rocket Launcher for A-Bomb."

You pullout the weapon and throw it to A-Bomb as he catch it.

A-Bomb: "Sweet!"

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "Fancy gloves for the ladies, The Gamma Gauntlets"

You then pullout two sets of Gamma Gauntlets and throw them to the She Hulks.

Red She-Hulk: "Alright."

She-Hulk: "Awww thanks babe."

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "For the cave man, it's the Ka-Boomerang."

You then pull out and toss the weapon to Skaar.

Skaar: "Skaar misses Ka-Boomerang."

(Y/N): "Two of Hulk's favorite weapon, the Gamma Blaster, one for the big green and one for Abomination."

You then toss the two Gamma Blasters over to Hulk and Abomination.

Hulk: "Still fits."

Abomination: "Lets blast him comrade."

Red: "Anything for me?"

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "Gamma Taser for the man that owned the title Thunderbolt!"

You then toss the Gamma Taser to Red Hulk as he catch it.

Red: "Just like Christmas Morning."

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "One weapon left, and this one holds a lot of boom, the Gamma Grenade Launcher for Cherri Bomb."

You then toss the Gamma Grenade Launcher to Cherri as she catch it.

Cherri: "Aw yeah."

Cherri then turn to Angel Dust as she fires the grenade launcher at Sir Pentious.

Cherri: "Hey, thanks for the backup, Angie!"

Angel: "You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages."

Angel Dust then turn to you.

Angel Dust: "Nice to see you again (Y/N), and who these guys?"

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "The Agents of S.M.A.S.H.: Hulk, the She-Hulks, Red, A-Bomb, Abomination, and Skaar the others are Carol Ferris and Bleez from the Red and Violet Lantern Corps."

Angel Dust: "And who's jalapeño breath over there?"

Angel Dust points at Bizarro firing her fire breath at Sir Pentious as he hides behind a car.

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "That's Bizarro and the statue is The Leader."

Cherri: "Where you been anyway Angie? I thought you up and died or something."

Angel Dust: "Oh I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice."

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "Is one of them named Charlie?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah, how did you know?"

(Y/N) as Green Diamond: "She was on the news, I watched it on the nearest TV."

Then you see gasoline barrels next to some people and fire is about to head to them and then transform into Clockwork and stop time to get them and get them to a safe distance and head back to the others and the undo the time stop. Then You then and others went over the trench and you transform into Brightburn and use your heat vision to destroy most of Sir Pentious' minions. Then the others fire their weapons at the enemies.

Angel Dust: "Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language." Her words, not mine. These crazy girls are no fun!"

Cherri: "Dude."

Angel Dust: "Well, sorta clean. As clean as you can get with a shipload of Bolivian marching powder."

You then transform into Eye Guy and fire ice beams at most of the Minions.

(Y/N) as Eye Guy: "Listen Angel, you can do what were doing right now, just be sure it's for doing the right thing."

Abomination figured out Leader's plan with you and the others.

Abomination: "The Leader knows that we could survive the Extermination!"

Red: "What do you mean lizard breath?"

Abomination: "The Leader knew that (Y/N) would come to Vista Verde, he made a deal with Alastor that would destined to fail and now we're trap here!"

Hulk: "The Leader really knows how to push our buttons."

A-Bomb: "Yeah he makes it so easy!"

Cherri: "Who's Leader?"

(Y/N): "He's like Earth's equivalent to Sir Pentious."

Cherri: "Now I really hate him!"

Then a chain wrap around Angel dust as Sir Pentious throws into the ground and tighten up the chin

Angel Dust: "Oh, harder daddy!"

Sir Pentious: "Son?!"

Skaar then grab Sir Pentious by the tail and throw him into a building.

Skaar: "Skaar make snake man fly!"

Sir Pentious then got up and turn to you and the others.

Sir Pentious: "You freaks have no class! In war, the side remembered is the side with the most... style."

Cherri: "Or the side that ain't dead."

Bizarro then use her fire breath to melt the chains off of Angel Dust as he get up.

Angel Dust: "Speaking of style, is your hat like, alive or somethin'?"

Sir Pentious: "Oh, well, that's none of your business, now is it?"

Angel Dust: "Would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?"

A-Bomb: "Dude, go see Laufey to cool off that burn!"

Sir Pentious: "I'm going to blow you to bits!"

Angel Dust: "Hm! Kinky!"

Sir Pentious: "Oh, not like that! Pervert!"

(Y/N) as Eye Guy: "I think he means explosions of TNT, Uranium, Plutonium, or maybe Gamma Energy."

Then an Egg Boi launch arms at Angel Dust as he push Cherri to the side as the arms catch him. Sir Pentious went up to him as Angel was being restricted from using his arms.

Sir Pentious: "Not so cocky now, are we?"

Angel Dust: "Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes out of your mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole TIME! -And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on."

Then an extra set of arms appears on the lower region of Angel Dust's body with a gun on hand. He then fire it at Sir Pentious.

Angel Dust: "I mean, it's just SAD!"

You then revert back to human form as Cherri gets closer to Angel Dust.

Cherri: "So think you're gonna get in a lot of trouble for this?"

Angel: "Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?"

(Y/N): "Guys, we got company!"

You and the others turn to Sir Pentious and point weapons at Sir Pentious.

Red: "Let's blast fang face back into the hole where he belongs!"

Cherri then turn to Angel Dust.

Cherri: "You know you're my favorite guy to party with!"

Angel Dust: "You know it, Cherri."

Cherri: "You ready to finish this?"

Angel Dust then reloads his weapon.

Angel Dust: "Born ready, baby."

You then run up to Sir Pentious and put your Inhuman powers to full strength and punch Sir Pentious in the face.

(Y/N): UNITED STATES OF SMASH!"

You then downward punch Sir Pentious to the ground and cause a massive tornado as the others were amazed from seeing it.

Red: "Son of a gun."

A-Bomb: "Now that's how you smash!"

Skaar: "Snake man go bye bye."

She-Hulks and Carol: "That's our man."

Bleez blush from the sight of the tornado.

Abomination: "Impressive comrade."

Cherri and Angel Dust: "Things change after 9 years."

When the tornado is dissipated, the dust cleared and you were back in your regular body and you hold up your fist in the air as a sign of victory as Sir Pentious was out cold.

(Y/N): "I wasn't really putting my back into it that time."

Then a limousine appeared and stop for a moment as Vaggie opens the door to see you and the others with anger on her face.

Vaggie: "Get in, now!"

(Y/N): "Is that them Angel?"

Angel Dust: "Yep."

Later, everyone was in the limo and Charlie was feeling bad about what happened back in the studio. You then turn to her and place a hand on her shoulder. The statue of Leader was tied up to the top of the car.

(Y/N): "You okay?"

Charlie: "I'm fine."

Vaggie: "Who are all of you?"

Hulk: "We're the The Agents of S.M.A.S.H., Carol and Bleez of the Red and Violet Lantern corps and Bizarro of Bizarro World."

Vaggie: "I know who you smashers are, you're from the live action web series my by blue boy over here."

A-Bomb: "Sweet!"

Vaggie: "I can trust you all as far as I can throw you, and it's not far."

A-Bomb: "Bummer."

Vaggie then turn to you and put a knife at your throat.

Vaggie: "And who are you kid?"

(Y/N): "(Y/N) (L/N), but you can call me (Y/N) 10, I'm the leader of the Ultimates, I'm the kid that was dropped down here by accident 9 years ago."

Charlie then turn to you and recognizes you from 9 years ago and then put a smile on her face and hug you very tightly.

Charlie: "(Y/N) it's been so long since I last saw you!"

(Y/N): "Nice to see you again, also you're crushing my lungs."

Charlie then let go of you as you catch your breath.

Charlie: "Sorry."

Vaggie: "You know him?"

Charlie: "I gave him a helping hand after the Extermination 9 years ago, I couldn't just leave him there."

Vaggie: "For now, I'll tolerate you (Y/N), but I have my eye on you."

A-Bomb the turn to Vaggie with a pen and a picture of himself.

A-Bomb: "Wanna have my autograph?"

Vaggie then punch A-Bomb in the gut hard enough that A-Bomb felt it like any person feels pain.

A-Bomb: "Okay, not a little girl."

A-Bomb then turn to Bizarro.

A-Bomb: "She hits like 90 monster trucks."

Vaggie then turn to Angel Dust as he was messing with the window controls the driver area. He then turn to Vaggie as she was furious from what happened earlier.

Angel Dust: "What?"

Vaggie: "What? What?! What were you doing?!"

Angel Dust: "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?"

Vaggie: "Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!"

Angel Dust: "Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred."*snickers*"It wasn't that bad anyway."

Angel was messing around with the window controls again until Vaggie threw a knife at the controls.

(Y/N): "Look Vaggie, most of us were on Team Defense, as in defending the people in the area."

Bizarro: "Me help Bizarros new friends."

Angel Dust: "Aw come on, I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean? It just throws out my entire persona."

Vaggie: "Your credibility? What about the hotel? Your little stunt made us look like a joke!"

Angel Dust: "No no no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan, with no arms, or legs... Uh... oh, with progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?"

Vaggie: "Can you please just try to take this seriously?"

Angel Dust: "Fine, I'll try, just don't get your taco in a twist, baby."

Vaggie: "Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?"

Angel Dust: "Whatever makes you more angry. Is there seriously no liquor in here?"

Vaggie: "I'm gonna kill him."

Angel Dust: "Too late, toots. Wait, would that make me double dead? And where exactly do I go, to double Hell? Sorry, you're stuck with me. Get used to it. Listen, who cares if some jagoffs got hurt? Most of them are ugly freaks. Look around! Got a bunch of harlequin babies down here."

Red then grab Angel Dust by the throat and put his fist up at his face.

Red: "Listen up bug breath, say one more thing about no caring about the safety of others, say goodbye to your teeth!"

Angel Dust: "What about the freak in the car right now!"

Angel Dust then point at Bizarro as she feels sad about bing different.

(Y/N): "She maybe Supergirl on Opposite Day, but she's just misguided."

Hulk: "Wanna know who's the real monster, it's you!"

Angel: "Hey!"

Hulk: "I started out as monster myself and no one wanted me to be part of society!"

Angel: "What?"

Hulk: "When red was General Thuderbolt Ross, he hunted me down like an animal!"

Angel: "Oh jeez."

Hulk: "If you want to know what a monster of Earth looks like, picture me!"

(Y/N): "That's enough Hulk!"

You then turn to Bizarro as she was feeling sad about being different as you place a hand on her shoulder.

(Y/N): "You're not a monster Bizarro, you're just misguided, I learned that looks aren't everything, it's what the inside that counts."

Charlie then turn to Angel Dust.

Charlie: "That was really uncool y'know, Angel."

Vaggie: "After that trainwreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel. All thanks to you and your selfishness!"

Angel: "Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?"

Bleez then create a construct of a fist and pinch Angel in the face.

Bleez: "Shut up already."

(Y/N): "She has anger issues, Red Lanterns are powered by anger."

Charlie: "Hey, come on, we don't know if things are over yet. Try to relax, Vaggie. It'll be okay!"

(Y/N): "She's right, never give up hope."

Later, you and the others got to the hotel and stop the car.

Later, everyone was in the hotel and you see it's a nice place.

(Y/N): "Nice place."

You see Vaggie sitting down on a couch as you head to her.

(Y/N): "Look, I may have played a part in fighting Sir Pentious, but I only did it for saving people, you don't have to be the best fighter or be the strongest person alive, a true hero inspires others to follow the right path."

Vaggie: "Thanks for the advice."

???(Morrigan Aensland): "Those are words of a wise man."

Then you and Vaggie turn to Morrigan, who was floating in the air next to the ceiling.

Vaggie: "Who are you?"

Morrigan: "Name's Morrigan Aensland of the Makai Kingdom, pleasure to meet you."

(Y/N): "What are you doing here?"

Morrigan: "I heard about a hotel like this and decided to stop by"

(Y/N): "How did you know I was down here, with the Smashers and the others?"

Morrigan: "The Diamonds were crying nonstop from your disappearance."

Morrigan then turn to the statue of Leader.

Morrigan: "Who's this ugly garden nome?"

(Y/N): "The Leader, he's the reason why me and others are down here."

Vaggie: "Who's The Leader?"

(Y/N): "The Leader is a dangerous man, he tried to takeover Earth many times and tried to frame the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. for crimes that they didn't commit, and he made a deal with Alastor that is destined to fail and get him to trap us down here."

Morrigan: "Who's this Alastor?"

Then Charlie hears knocking at the door and answers it, only to reveal Alastor himself.

Alastor: "Hell--"

Charlie then close the door on him and opens again.

Alastor: "o."

Charlie then close the door and turn to you and Vaggie.

Charlie: "Hey Vaggie?"

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "The Radio Demon is at the door!"

Vaggie: "What?!"

Angel Dust: "Uh, who?"

(Y/N): "Alastor!"

Charlie: "What should I do?"

Vaggie: "Well, don't let him in!"

Then Red's body heat up in anger and turn to the door.

Red: "Let me at him, it's deer season!"

Hulk: "Stand down Red."

Charlie then head to the door and open it.

Alastor: "Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart, quite a pleasure. Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! So many orphans--"

Vaggie and Skaar pint sharp weapons at Alastor.

Vaggie: "Stop right there!"

Skaar: "Or Skaar slash smiling man!"

Vaggie: "I know your game. And I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous, cheesy talk show wannabe!"

Bizarro then turn to Alastor and ready her Arctic Vison.

Bizarro: "Me make ice cube of smiling man!"

Alastor: "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here..."

Alastor then talk in a demonic voice.

Alastor: "I would have done so already."

Morrigan then turn to Alastor and leans in closet to you.

Morrigan: "So that's Alastor."

(Y/N): "Yep, in the flesh."

Alastor: "No, I'm here because I want to help!"

Charlie: "Say what now?"

Alastor: "Help! Hello?"

Alastor then tap on the microphone on his staff.

Alastor: "Is this thing on? Testing, testing..."

Microphone: "Well I heard you loud and clear!"

Charlie: "Um, you want to help?"

Alastor: "With this ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it."

Charlie: "Uh... why?"

Alastor: "Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades! My work became mundane, lacking focus, aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment!"

Charlie: "Does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment?"

Alastor: "It's the purest kind, my dear. Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage! And the stage is a world of entertainment."

You and Hulk then walk up to Alastor with bits of anger as he turn to you.

Alastor: "Hello again (Y/N) and Hulk."

(Y/N): "Save it for later Alastor."

Charlie: "So, does this mean that you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?"

Alastor: "Of course not. That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! Nononono, I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! The chance given was the life they lived before; the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!"

Hulk then gets a bit angry from what Alastor said.

(Y/N): "So then, why do you want to help her if you don't believe in her cause?"

Alastor: "Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment! Only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure."

Charlie and (Y/N): "Right."

Alastor: "Yes indeedy! I see big things coming your way, and who better to help than I..."

Then the others gather around Vaggie.

Angel Dust: "Ah, so uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?"

Vaggie: "Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me and you guys know (Y/N) longer than us!"

Red: "Sometimes the kid doesn't want to talk about things that makes him uncomfortable."

Morrigan: "Tell us about Alastor."

Vaggie: "The Radio Demon, one of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?

Angel Dust: "Eh, not big on politics."

Red She-Hulk: "Not that kind of power bug breath."

Vaggie: "Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight.He began to topple overlords who had been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell, just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him the Radio Demon. (As lazy as that is.)Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased."

Angel Dust: "Ya done? He looks like a strawberry guy!"

A-Bomb: "Okay, now I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks."

Vaggie: "Well, I don't trust him!"

Angel Dust: "To be fair, do you trust any man?Any men? Men?"

Vaggie: "(Y/N) is the only man I can trust for now cause Charlie knows him better than me apparently."

Vaggie then walk up to you, Hulk, and Charlie.

Vaggie: "Charlie, listen to me.You can't believe this creep!He isn't just a happy face!He's a dealmaker, pure evil!He can't be redeemed!And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do."

Hulk: "I heard the whole story."

(Y/N): "And he did managed to turn Leader into a statue, but he's still alive."

Charlie: "I- we don't know that- look.I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!To have faith things will be better!How can I turn someone away?I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do.Everything I believe in. Just trust me.I can take care of myself."

(Y/N): "She's stronger than she looks Vaggie."

Vaggie: "Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!"

Charlie: "Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad.[imitating Lucifer] "Ya don't take excuses from other demons!""

Hulk: "He's like me Vaggie, monster first, hero next."

You and Charlie head to Alastor as he turn to you and Charlie.

Charlie: "Okay, so... Al. You're sketchy as fuck, and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here is a joke."

(Y/N): "But I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, we're taking your offer to help."

Charlie: "On the condition that there be no tricks or voodoo strings attached."

Alastor: "So it's a deal then?"

Alastor then hold his as you lean in closer to Charlie and whisper to her.

(Y/N): "Do you out rank him?"

Charlie then remembered that she does out rank Alastor.

Charlie: "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I- hmm... As princess of Hell, and heir to the throne, I uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel, for as long as you desire."

(Y/N): "Sound fair?"

Alastor: "Hmm... fair enough."

(Y/N): "Nice!"

Charlie: "Cool beans."

Alastor then turn to Vaggie and put a finger under her chin.

Alastor: "Smile, my dear! You know you're never fully dressed without one!"

Alastor then turn to you and Charlie.

Alastor: "So where is your hotel staff?"

Charlie: "Uh, well..."

(Y/N): "We got the manager."

You then point at Vaggie as she was completely mad.

Alastor: "Oh ho ho ho, you're going to need more than that."

Alastor then turn to Angel Dust and Morrigan

Alastor: "And what can you do, my effeminate fellows?"

Angel: "We can give you a good time."

Morrigan: "Indeed."

(Y/N): "Morrigan!"

Alastor: "Ha! No."

Morrigan: "Your loss."

Alastor: "Well this just won't do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up!"

Then the fire place light up as Alastor grab something from it, then a orange open up as the ashes came off and reveal a small girl with red hair, white shirt, black boots, and a red skirt.

Alastor: "This little darling is Niffty!"

Alastor then drop Niffty on the floor as she get up.

Niffty: "Hi! I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!"

A-Bomb: "Hey, I'm A-Bomb, front he Agnets of S.M.A.S.H."

Niffty then see that the place is a mess and clean up the place.

Niffty: "Oh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch, which is weird, because most of you are ladies, no offense. Oh my gosh, this is awful! No, no, no, no, no-- Nope."

Then you and the others turn to guy who looks like a cat with symbols from clubs, diamonds, spades, and hearts in most places and he was unaware he was teleported from one place to another.

???(Husk): "Ha! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full- whoa..."

The guy sees that he's in a different place.

???(Husk): "The hell? What the heck is this?"

He then turn to Alastor with angered face.

???(Husk): "You."

Alastor: "Ah, Husker my good friend! Glad you could make it!"

Husk: "Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a gun. I was about to win the whole dang pot!"

You and the others see the money disappeared.

Red: "Quit bellyaching fuzzball."

Alastor: "Good to see you too!"

Husk: "What the hell do you want with me this time?"

Alastor: "My friend, I am doing some charity work, so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay."

Husk: "Are you kidding me?!"

Alastor: "Hmm... no, I don't think so."

Husk: "You thought it would be some kind of big riot just to pull me outta nowhere? You think I'm some kinda clown?"

Alastor: "...maybe."

(Y/N): "Knock it off Alastor."

Husk: "I ain't doin' no charity job."

Alastor: "Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment. With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry, my friend. I can make this more welcoming...

Alastor then make a bottle of cheap booze appear on the desk as you head into the restroom and transform into Alien X.

Alastor: "if you wish."

Husk then thought for a moment and then come up with an answer.

Husk: "What, you think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well you can!"

You then snap your fingers right before Husk take sip, you change it from alcohol into Root Beer, along with all the alcohol at the front desk, you then revert back to human form and head out of the restroom. Then Vaggie got angry about the front desk.

Vaggie: "Hey hey, heyheyhey! No, no bar, no alcohol. This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of... mouth, brothel, man-cave--"

Then Angel Dust charges into Vaggie.

Angel Dust: "Shut up! Shut! Up! We are keeping this!"

Angel Dust then turn to Husk.

Angel Dust: "Hey."

Husk: "Go frag yourself."

Angel Dust: "Only if you watch me."

Then you and Charlie head tot he front desk.

Charlie: "Oh my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!"

Husk: "I lost the ability to love years ago."

Husk the drinks his drink.

(Y/N): "Well, welcome aboard, and I replace the alcohol with root beer."

Husk then widen his eyes and then shrugged and continues to drink his drink. Then you and Charlie turn to Alastor.

Alastor: "So, what do you think?"

Charlie: "This is amazing!"

(Y/N): "Nice work."

You then turn to the Smashers, Morrigan, lanterns, and Bizarro.

(Y/N): "What do you think guys?"

A-Bomb: "This is the Bomb, the A-Bomb!"

Bizarro: "Me like new hotel."

Skaar: "Skaar like fancy place."

Hulk: "It's a good start for heroes."

Red: "My kind of place."

Morrigan: "I should get a room here."

She-Hulks: "Aweomse."

Carol: "It's so nice!"

Bleez: "Whatever."

Abomination: "I'll approve it's business, on one condition."

Alastor: "What is my scaly friend?"

Abomination: "Make The Leader the Bellhop."

Alastor: "But of course."

Alastor then turn The Leader from a stone statue to a bellhop for the hotel.

The Leader: "What happened, what's going on, what am I wearing."

You then turn to Vaggie.

(Y/N): "Vaggie?"

Vaggie: "It's... okay."

Alastor: "This is going to be very entertaining!"

Then Alastor set the mood for a musical number with a change of attire.

Alastor: ♪ You have a dream ♪

♪ You wish to tell ♪

♪ And it's just laughable ♪

♪ But hey kid, what the hell! ♪

♪ 'Cause you're one of a kind ♪

♪ A charming demon belle! ♪

♪ Now let's give these burning fools a place to dwell ♪

♪ (Take it, boys!) ♪

♪ (Boo!) ♪

♪ Inside of every demon is a lost cause ♪

♪ But we'll dress 'em up for now with just a smile! ♪

♪ (With a smile!) ♪

♪ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool ♪

♪ With some old redemption flair ♪

♪ And show these simpletons some proper class and style! ♪

♪ (What's in style?) ♪

♪ (Oh!) ♪

♪ Here below the ground ♪

♪ I'm sure your plan is sound! ♪

♪ They'll spend a little time ♪

♪ Down at this Hazbin Ho-- ♪

Then an explosion appeared and launch the door at Niffty. You then activate your Inhuman powers and block the door from falling onto her. Skaar then look out the window and see Sir Pentious riding his airship.

Skaar: "Uh Red, snake man is back."

Red: "Back for more eh."

Red then pick up the Gamma Rocket Launcher and load Ammon into it.

Red: "Let's blow this reptilian whip out of the water!"

Then everyone went outside as Sir Pentious sticks his out of the window.

Sir Pentious: "Ha! Well well well, look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!"

Alastor: "Do I know you?"

Sir Pentious went inside to the controls of the airship.

Sir Pentious: "Oh, yes you do! And this time, I have the element of- surprise!"

Sir Pentious then release a large laser cannon as you transform into Alien X. Alastor was about to use his powers on before place a hand on his shoulder.

(Y/N) as Alien X: "Allow me."

You then put a hand up and then pull the air ship apart and pull Sir Pentious and his minions out and then drop the machine parts and you put them on the ground. A-Bomb then pick up Sir Pentious by the tail.

A-Bomb: "Now that was awesome., Alastor has nothing on Alien X!"

Bizarro: "What we do with snake man?"

Red: "We send him to The Vault!"

Alastor: "Well I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya! In fact, it nearly killed her! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Oh, I'm on a roll! Yes sir, this is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set!"

You then revert back to human form and turn to Charlie.

(Y/N): "Hey, do you accept zombies and do you want to have the hotel on Earth?"

Charlie: "Sure, but why and where should we put it?"

You then transform into Alien X.

(Y/N) as Alien X: "We're already here."

You and the others are in Cantertropolis, your hometown and Charlie sees that the hotel is a few blocks from your school.

Charlie: "This is Canterlot."

Angel Dust: "This place changed a lot, looks a lot different than I remembered."

You then revert back to human form.

(Y/N): "There's gonna be a lot of explaining soon."

Next: Chapter 85: Rise of Hybrid

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