I was tagged by @Illeandir to do this tag, and since I haven't done one in forever I thought why not?

The last time I did one of these I had the lovely (or not so lovely) Sprinkles join in and answer the questions with me. However, Sprinkles is busy causing emotional pain to some characters so I've got the next best thing.

Amarth: Uh, excuse me? Since when am I the "next best thing?" I am the best thing.

As egotistical as ever I see. Nice to know that you haven't changed Marthy.

Amarth: How could I change if I'm stuck in the middle of a story that you're supposed to be writing? My character development is on hold and I don't appreciate it!

It's not my fault that you're being difficult, but now is not the time to discuss such matters. Let the tag begin!

Amarth:  Tag you're it! *runs off*

That's not what I meant! 

Amarth: Hehehe

Okay first question: What is your favorite band?

My all time favorite band is Falling Up (as most of you already know) but I also love Les Friction, Twenty One Pilots, The Gloomcatcher, and other assorted artists and bands. But usually, I stick to soundtracks.

What about you 'Marth?

Amarth: The only music I love is the melodious sound of my voice. 

Seriously can you be any more shallow?

Amarth: Don't blame the character blame the writer.

Just answer the question! 

Amarth: Fine, I don't have a specific "favorite" band, but I love just about anything from the 70s 80s and 90s

Oh yes, you can't go wrong with the classics.

Amarth: Although, I have to add that I enjoy a few Linkin Park songs every now and then.

Really?

Amarth: They speak to my soul.

Okaaaay...

Moving on!

Question Two: What is your mental age?

I assume this means how I old I think I feel opposed to how old I actually am. I don't know, it changes all the time. Sometimes I feel like a wise old woman and other times I'm a five-year-old who only wants to play with Legos. 

Amarth: Might I add that you have a lovely Lego collection?

Why thank you Amarth. I didn't think you liked Legos.

Amarth: Are you kidding? One of my favorite films is "The Lego Batman Movie."

Seriously?

Amarth: Of course! It stars a character who wears all black, has glowing blue eyes, breaks the fourth wall, is very sarcastic, references great 80s music, is a skilled fighter, and whose greatest fear is losing the people he cares about the most. 

......

Amarth: Oh! And Sauron is in it! 

Can we move on now?

Amarth: Alright fine, let me answer the question first. My actual age is somewhere around 1,000 years old, but I feel like 20. Elf logic

Question Three: What is your favorite song?

Amarth: Nananananananana BATMAN 

Please stop bringing up that movie. 

Amarth: Do you think they'll make a Lego movie about Lord of the Rings? That would be fun!

Yes it would, now can we please stick to the tag?

Amarth: You have my word as an OC

Thank you. Now my favorite song...
I obviously can't choose so I'll just pick my favorite songs from the bands I mentioned earlier.

Falling Up: Wild Bird
Les Friction: Your World Will Fail
Twenty One Pilots: Heavydirtysoul
Gloomcatcher: Four 

Amarth: I'll do the same thing as you and list a few songs. I mean come on, does anyone actually have a single favorite song?

Let's see...

Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
Michael Jackson: Bad
Journey: Separate (World Apart) 
Linkin Park: Figure.09

Nice choices 'Marth.

Amarth: Despite all the terrible things you and your alter ego have put me through, I cannot deny that your taste in music is impeccable. 

Question Four: What is your favorite movie?

Amarth: The-

DON'T SAY IT

Amarth: You're no fun.

And you're annoying.

Amarth: But I'm handsome. 

You can't use that for every argument Amarth.

Amarth: You didn't deny it.

.....

Amarth: Since you're at a loss for words I guess I'll share my favorite film. As far as all those big main franchises go, my favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy. Everyone's a jerk to each other and the music is great. Plus I relate to the raccoon, especially in the sequel.

Oh no...

Amarth: Seriously his entire arc in the second movie is basically my entire life. Minus one or two details. 

I'm glad to see that you've found a character with whom you can relate to. 
As for my favorite movie (besides Lord of the Rings of course) is Braveheart.

Amarth: THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES! BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR SANITY!

Is that so?

Amarth: They can't take what I never had. 

Oh yeah! And I can't forget Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Amarth: *nervous eye twitch* 

What's wrong with you?

Amarth: That movie makes me uncomfortable.

Why's that? Wait a minute! I know why.

Amarth: No! Don't even mention it! Next question! 

Hey!

Question Five: What is your favorite quote from a song?

Amarth: Ooh, I have several favorite quotes from songs. But I have to say my favorite is this one:

So let mercy come and wash away
What I've done
I'll face myself
To cross out what I've become
Erase myself
And let go of what I've done

Amarth: Linkin Park folks.

Wow, that's pretty deep Marth. 

Amarth: I'm not all charm and sarcastic remarks. I also have deep internal conflicts within myself that I battle with every day in my attempts to become a better person. 

And Linkin Park helps you with those battles? 

Amarth: Don't judge me.

Alrighty then. As for my favorite song quote it's this:

Just cause I'm free it doesn't mean I'm not
Bound to love
I'm bound to grace, so desperate
We're all a people of an injured heart
But that's what makes it perfect

From "Voices" by Falling Up

Amarth: Another great song.

Thank you. On to the next question!

Amarth: Wait! I have one more! 

Okay shoot.

Amarth: *ahem* 

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

*Facepalm*

Question Six: What is your dream job?

That's easy! I want to be a filmmaker. 

Amarth: I want to be a singer.

What?

Amarth: You know, a singer. Play in a band, tour the world, it'd be good for me.

Huh, I never saw you as the "band" type.

Amarth: Well it's better than being an assassin for hire.

Right...
Okay moving on next-

Amarth: Do you think Legolas would start a band with me?

I don't know, ask him.

Amarth: Remind me when this is over.

I will. Okay next-

Amarth: Maybe we could get that Figwit guy to join us too. I can never remember his actual name.

It's Lindir. Okay-

Amarth: Our band will be called "The Fellowship of the Elves." 

NEXT QUESTION PLEASE

Question Seven: What is your profile picture and what does it mean to you?

Mine is my old Minecraft skin which, is sadly lost to me forever. All I have left is that picture.

Amarth: Mine is a kitten. 

Huh?

Amarth: I love cats. I plan on adopting one someday. 

Aw, that's so sweet. 

Amarth: Yeah, yeah I'm a softy at heart. Can we please move on?

Question Eight: What are you more like, a teacher's pet or a rule breaker?

Teacher's pet...

Amarth: Rule breaker!

Question Nine: What time do you usually go to bed?

Uh...

Amarth: What is, "sleep?"

Question Ten: If you could rename yourself what would it be?

I like the name "River." 

Amarth: Why would I ever want to rename myself? I already had my name changed against my will. 

Technically you didn't have to accept the name they gave you...

Amarth: Okay but we can all agree that "Amarth" is a way cooler name than my old one.

Do you even remember your old name?

Amarth: Nope!

I thought so.

Question Eleven: Who is your celebrity crush?

Amarth: Wait, people crush on celebrities? That's weird.

You're telling me. 

Amarth: I'm guessing you don't have one? 

Nope. 

Amarth: What about fictional? 

*EXPLODES*

Amarth: *dodges explosion* WHAT THE LITERAL MORDOR WAS THAT?!

Sorry, that happens whenever someone mentions fictional crushes. 

Amarth: So you do have one?

Yep.

Amarth: Who is it?

I'm not telling.

Amarth: You have to answer the question!

No, the question was "who is your celebrity crush" not "who is your fictional crush."

Amarth: That's not fair! 

Moving on!

Amarth: Jerk...

Question Twelve: Romantic movies or horror movies?

Amarth: I hate both genres. 

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of either. 

Amarth: Although if I had to choose, I'd go for the film with more action and less romance.

I agree. Although I don't mind a little bit of romance here and there, take Pirates of the Carribean for example-

Amarth: I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION THAT MOVIE

Amarth come on, is it really that big of a deal?

Amarth: YES

Okay fine. I'll be nice to you for once.

Amarth: Thank you.

Alright, this should be the last question.

Amarth: Finally

Question Thirteen: YouTube or Wattpad?

Wattpad!

Amarth: YouTube! 

What do you do on YouTube all day Amarth?

Amarth: Watch cat videos obviously. What do you do on Wattpad?

Make sure that Sprinkles doesn't brutally murder you and all the other characters I use.

Amarth: How can a name like Sprinkles instill such terror in a person?

I'll let the readers answer that question. 

Amarth: Speaking of Sprinkles, where is that insane writer?

Last I checked they were plotting some angst.

Amarth: What kind of angst?

Well Sprinkles couldn't decide whether to write Legolas angst or Amarth angst, so they decided to go with both!

Amarth: What?

Oh yeah, you might want to run now...

Sprinkles: Ohhhhh Amaaaaaaarth! Where are yoooouuuu?

Amarth: *runs for his life* 

Sprinkles: GET BACK HERE! I HAVE CRAFTED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE SHOT AND I CAN'T WRITE IT WITHOUT YOU! *chases Amarth*

Well, there they go. I wonder what madness my alter ego has created this time. 

Legolas: *peeks out from random bush* Is it gone?

Have you been hiding there this whole time?

Legolas: I do what I must in order to survive. 

Okay...
Well Sprinkles just took off after Amarth so I'd say you have about three seconds before he's caught. I would suggest running.

Legolas: Why do I always find myself stuck in these situations? 

Sprinkles: I HAVE CAUGHT THE AMARTH!

Amarth: HELP ME!

Legolas: Time to go. *runs* 

Sprinkles: YOU'RE NEXT BLONDY! *pursues the elf while a helpless Amarth is dragged along*

That's it for this tag folks!

*screams of terror are heard in the background*

I will not be tagging anyone else, but whoever wants to do the tag is free to do so.

*Legolas battles Sprinkles in the background while Amarth attempts to sneak away*

Thank you for all for reading and expect an update of one or two of my current stories in the future!

*Amarth throws a chair at Sprinkles who is momentarily distracted* 

Yep, that's all I have to say.

*Sprinkles throws the chair back and hits Amarth*

I feel like there's something I'm forgetting though, I wonder why.

*Legolas and Amarth are now helpless*

What is it? What could I possibly be forgetting?

*Amarth throws Legolas at Sprinkles in a last desperate attempt to  defeat the monster* 

Huh, I guess it's nothing.

*Sprinkles and Legolas both agree that Amarth is an idiot and stare at him with deadpan expressions*

Oh yeah! I remember now! I forgot to use my catch phrase.

*Sprinkles captures both elves and runs off to begin their one shot*

Alright, I'm out.