19 Teachings

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Our beloved sensei has now experienced his 19th journey around the sun. Such endurance. Such a long journey. We're all proud of him for being able to stand here and tell us all of his glorious ideals. On our communist server.

Today will be entirely dedicated to the one and only Im_Stuff for reaching the age of 19, and being the overall best sensei a student could ask for.

1

There's also ONE way to fix it on your own, with memes. You can't lie when you have memes

2

Morning spam goes great with some tea

3

Who needs love when you have a flamethrower

4

My food is mine, your food is mine, everyone's food is mine ><

5

Hate is a big word, I can't hate people

6

Tis not my family if someone can understand it °w°

7

Lmao, I'm important

8

No power is worth being immortal

9

Pineapples are friend, not fud ;-;

10

2D is best D

11

Tidyness is garbage UwU

12

Always commit the :neccrope: first

13

Everything I use is adorable

14

You need that shirt

15

Nobody is safe from Pod's ship inquisition :3

16

Kinda gross to type with no caps

17

There's no better food than other people's food

18

There's never enough Fortnite players to burn

But the most important one of all:

19

Eh, if people don't like my waifu, it means I don't have to share :feathersnani:

Thank you, Pods, for your 19 years of existence.

We're all grateful, and all sending good luck and congratulations your way.

May you live long and happy.


















































Jk. Like I'd leave it at that.

Happy borth, Poddos!

I wish I had a better present, but this is all I can manage for now, so you better be grateful. Or not. That's your choice.

Anyway, uhh...

I'm a little teapot
short and stout
When I get all steamed up
hear me shout,
Eat your birthday cake
and get the heck out

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Pods' old 2018 quotes:

"I'm very tolerant, I can take lots but pineapple on pizza means please end me" 03/19/2018

"I liek blood" 03/19/2018

"I AM THE NOM" 03/20/2018

"I'm dead inside if it matters 0/" 03/20/2018

"I wonder how you feel when you're a meme" 03/20/2018

"Something clever is about to be said" 03/21/2018

"I love how people are like: "Dam I have to work"
And then there's me, who's 2 hours into the "short break from homework"" 03/22/2018

"ALL HAIL THE WAIFOOD" 03/22/2018

"Sex??? He's been conceived with magic, love and meems" 03/22/2018

"M8, don't want to be that kind of guy but, she just wants your food" 03/24/2018

"I love when everyone has a right to speak
Now raise your hands up if you're against me" 04/02/2018

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